Nov 20th 2012, 2:37:55
HELLO HKYHED,
YOU DO NOT REMEMBER ME, BECAUSE I DID NOT EXIST BEFORE. I ASSURE YOU THOUGH, YOU REGRET THAT.
IF YOU LEFT THE GAME YEARS AGO DUE TO BOREDOM, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER A DIFFERENT PATH.
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! IS DIFFERENT THAN ALL OF THE OTHER CLANS HERE. WE DO NOT PERMIT OUR MEMBERS TO ENGAGE IN UNPROVOKED ACTS OF AGGRESSION, NOR DO WE ACCEPT ACTS OF AGGRESSION BY ANY OTHERS AGAINST OUR POWERFUL MEMBERS. WE FOLLOW THE PATH OF VIOLENT PACIFISM. WE ARE COMMITTED TO THIS IDEA OF WORLD PEACE THROUGH EXPLOSIONS.
WE CURRENTLY HAVE THREE MEMBERS, WE THINK. OUR NEWEST MEMBER - THE INDOMITABLE DON_DANGER - HAS RECENTLY BEEN INACTIVE, BUT WE HOPE FOR HIS SWIFT RETURN.
I CAN SEE FROM THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE THAT YOU ARE ALREADY GETTING EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF BECOMING THE NINTH PERSON TO EVER VOLUNTARILY JOIN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! YOU MAY WANT TO CALM DOWN. ALL PROSPECTIVE SUPPLICANTS MUST FIRST PASS A RIGOROUS ENTRANCE EXAM, AND ALMOST ALL OF THEM FAIL. IN FACT, EVERY PERSON WHO HAS POSTED HERE IN THIS THREAD IS A FAILED APPLICANT TO THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! SOME MAY DENY THAT, BUT THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW.
DO YOU FEEL UP TO THE CHALLENGE? DO YOU LIKE TO EXPLODE THINGS? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ITEM ON THE TACO BELL MENU?
WE ARE HOSTED ON BOXCAR IF YOU WISH TO SUBMIT AN ALMOST CERTAINLY UNSUCCESSFUL APPLICATION.
HA!
SAM
HEAD RECRUITER,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!