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Aug 11th 2020, 12:55:53

Originally posted by iScode:
Oh no trying to be witty or condescending. Ran out of insults? Or is that all your brain power used for the day?

Poor buttercup. I apologise. My mother always said I should treat woman with respect.


Hey iScode, RM here, longtime Scode fan.

Not quite sure what your issue is with us or what you are so angry about? Do you have a tiny little pecker?

It's ok, I do as well, my wife calls him "Little Man." I still live a fulfilling life. Are you sad nobody gave your sad little pecker country any attention? Yeah I saw the thread too. Low energy my friend.

Have you considered some self-reflection and trying to better yourself, rather than putting down others? It's very therapeutic. I used to have anger issues as well, but then once I took responsibility for my own poor choices, I realized I had agency. I realized all along that I was not in fact a victim, and my anger went away. You have the power to make positive changes in your own life, you just need to believe in yourself my friend.

Let me know if you wish to discuss further, we are each on our own path to becoming a real man, and we are all sinners and imperfect. We just need to do the best we can each day and not compare ourselves to others, but compare ourselves to who we were yesterday. If you make a small improvement each day, after a few years you will be shocked at how far you've come.

Regards,

RM

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Aug 11th 2020, 12:47:11

Originally posted by Helllrush:


I'm not quite sure how you did this, quite impressive.

This is however, a forgery / photoshop

Regards,

RM

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Aug 9th 2020, 16:37:59

You guys seem to have a history about bullying the SMALL guys. (in country building and mental capacity...**cough** hellrush cough**)

But this time you bit off more than you can chew. When you mess with the brotherhood of man bros, don't expect conventional tactics to be employed.

We could have called in some allies to deal with you, but we decided to handle this ourselves, because real man take care of their own problems.


1.) First you grabbed us:

2020-07-16 15:16:36 PS ImNotSurprised (#333) EVOtmac Way of the Bearded Dragon (#397) TheBOMB 6698A (7155A)

2.)We reached out in good faith:

From: Real_Man
Jul 16, 2020
To: Marshal
So you grabbed us for 7k acres, how do you want to handle this?

From: Marshal
Jul 17, 2020
To: Real_Man
We can't offer you anything as we aren't pacted. but I can send you Galleri's name and home address

I don't know what you expected with a reply like that.

Furthermore

3.)
#333 taunted us both in the game, threatening to farm our entire alliance because "that is how real men play"..they "take what they want"

So you left us no choice but to bide our team, and fight back when it hurt you most.

I hope it was worth it. We took what we wanted and enforced 1000%L:L give or take. Because when you fck around and play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

Regards,

RM and Chucknorrisbeard


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Jul 14th 2020, 1:27:32

The BOMB never reached out to SoL for help (ask them)

Reason? We don’t play like that , and we have secret weapon called chuck Norris beard

Countries attack the bomb and chuck norris’ beard scares them into self deleting .

True story.

For what it’s worth despite 6 tapping me and 10x bomb airbases 114 handled things cordially in game and didn’t dispute retals. I don’t know if 114 is 87fresh but if so good luck in life, and always strive to be better tomorrow than you are today!

Regards,

RM


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Jul 12th 2020, 0:40:14

Originally posted by archaic:
I tugged BOMBs beard a bit when they announced, but in all seriousness you guys have conducted yourselves well. That was an extremely douchey move by 114. I know its outside of the responsibility window, but Sol ought to be helping you with this matter.


We appreciate the sentiment

-regards,

RM

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Jul 11th 2020, 18:23:53

Originally posted by iScode:
Originally posted by Servant:
Originally posted by iScode:
Originally posted by Helllrush:
I’m flattered but I’m not that smart guys.

I still wonder if the purple crayons taste like grape.



Iq is not a great indicator of overall intelligence. I have a high I.q. but know I'm pretty stupid at the best of times ( I blame the fact I have the maturity of a 15 year old still!). Yet I have a mate who is just above average on the I.q. tests and he is definitely more intelligent than me, he has also has a lot more common sense.




Scode

I am ordained and will perform same gender weddings.

Let me know if you and your mate are ever looking for an officiant!

I believe in bygone being bygones and would be happy to serve in such a way.


Thanks but a couple of problems with that, where not the same gender, and i dont really love her, i just ewe's her for my own selfish needs.


Why pay for the cow when you get the milk for free?

Real women have self respect and don’t get themselves in this position

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Jul 11th 2020, 18:19:59

Time to live up to your name.

Time to separate the contenders from the pretenders

The Bomb would like to potentially engage your services, where is your price list?

A den of stinking evil, cover your nose boo, we will leave no crevice untouched!!!

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Jun 25th 2020, 1:52:05

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat

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Jun 25th 2020, 1:51:01

1. Fast and furious 1
2. Fast and furious 3
3. Fast and furious 5
4. Fast and furious 7
5. Fast and furious 6
6. Fast and furious 8
7. Fast and furious 4
8. Fast and furious 2
9. XXX
10. Rambo first blood

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Jun 14th 2020, 1:51:35

Are you a real man? See our thread to see if you’d be a good fit and we can start the vetting process

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Jun 14th 2020, 1:50:23

scode you sound like BOMB material

Sun tzu said The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Takes a real man to put this into practice , Let me know if you are interested


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Jun 12th 2020, 20:38:18

Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...own/400?cb=20170606035117

As you can see, Dom T. wears a cross and therefore can't be the picture of said chump you posted.

I do not know what it is your picture represents. Looks like this nerd Mark Sinclair who can't act his way out of a wet paper bag or punch through a soggy cookie.


seems obvious now that you pointed it out tbh, first picture clearly is not wearing a cross

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Jun 11th 2020, 13:04:34

the following by popular demand have been added to all our pacts.

get em while they are hot!



No Foreign Aiding enemy in wars
No restarts or tag jumpers to enemy in war

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Jun 10th 2020, 13:45:21

We at THE BOMB feel like real men can express their point across in a few sentences or less, so our pacts are quite simple.

Please reach out to myself or ChuckNorrisBeard if you would like any of the following of our standard pacts. If you want to add some terms feel free, however it should be summarized to 1 sentence or 2.

The BOMB has every intention of honoring our pacts so we don't believe in fine print 2000 word essays for our pacts.

Fine print is for sketchy little fluffes who don't trust each other. A real man gives his word and sticks to it.


Standard THE BOMB Pacts

Homies Level:

No attacks
No OPs.
Any breaking these should be resolved in good faith like real men.



Blood Bros Level:

No attacks
No Ops
Any breaking these should be resolved in good faith like real men.
Help other blood bros take care of lesser men (Suiciders, other issues, etc)



Bad Boyz Level:

We ride together, we die together, Bad Boyz 4 life



Dom Toretto Level (not for the faint hearted, not offered this set.):

https://live.staticflickr.com/...39885132_e66d65a574_b.jpg

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Jun 10th 2020, 13:24:32

Originally posted by Red X:
It's all hypothetical. I doubt I would actually join.


can't gaurantee you are BOMB material but feel free to apply if you think you are a Manly enough

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Jun 10th 2020, 0:29:24

Originally posted by mrcuban:
Not sure why your getting your beans in a bunch, my only comment was that I was happy with our guys for hitting in my POV a really great average member networth.

You can factor in the best way to win the onsite ranks, however all I did was divide our total networth by the number of members and we're at $130m nw.

I can do the same for LAF and you have LESS than HERO. Is that why you don't like it?

I never made the comparison, I didnt say we were good at netting. I simply as leader of HERO giving my guys public credit. That is all.
:)




Handled this like a Man mrcuban. Again, congrats from us over at THE BOMB

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Jun 10th 2020, 0:23:04

Originally posted by JIM_DANGER:
WILL THERE BE EXPLOSIONS?

We are still in the process of pacting, hopefully not in our first set.

WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS MONKEYS WITH TYPEWRITERS?

Personally, Indifferent. But Every man can decide for themselves.


IF A WATERY TART THREW A WET SWORD WEST AT 100MPH AT A COCONUT LADEN SWALLOW (AFRICAN) TRAVELLING EAST AT 50MPH, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOR SAM TO PASS A DRUG TEST?

Yes.

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Jun 9th 2020, 21:36:10

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:
Originally posted by Red X:
gay


Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.


so you want my man goo, on your chin.

understood.


what are you some sort of homophobe

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Jun 9th 2020, 16:36:09

bonuses are now pay2win with extra bonus points, so any patrons that achieve anything noteworthy have an asterisk beside them going forward anyway.

plus nobody cares

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Jun 8th 2020, 21:16:15

Originally posted by BigP:
Are there tshirts?


are you volunteering to make them?

ChuckNorrisBeard may require custom fit

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Jun 8th 2020, 21:15:09

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Hardy:
Sounds like a sausage fest to me.


Clearly!


was something unclear about the name of the tag?

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Jun 8th 2020, 17:31:21

Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:
A beard does not define the man, but enhances the man. Even a non-beard accentuates the man by providing a powerful absence of the beard.

That goes for all non-Chuck Norris beards obviously. I am what all men gather strength from. It was I who God sent to Samson when pulling down the pillars to kill my enemies. It was I who Zeus used to punish Atlas for all eternity. It was I who allowed your father to gain the twinkle of your mother's eye in order to conceive you. Every time you ask "Well, who are you? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you? Who, who, who, who." ME.

I am honored to be an initiated member. I just got my official acceptance form:

https://imgur.com/blQfoWi


I can confirm ChuckNorrisBeard has been properly vetted and is now part of THE BOMB.

His application was oozing manliness and has set a high standard for the rest of you.

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Jun 8th 2020, 15:34:15

Originally posted by archaic:
Basically if DANGER and Gents conceived a special needs baby in a dark ally behind 4Chan headquarters, this is what it would look like.


thank you for your feedback, unfortunately you don't sound like THE BOMB material

Good luck in your future endeavors

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Jun 8th 2020, 15:15:48

Originally posted by Banks:
Are beards mandatory?


facial hair is optional and at your discretion.

whatever makes you feel like a man and at your best, whether its clean shaven, a fu man chu, or full ZZ top beard.


Edited By: Real_Man on Jun 8th 2020, 15:20:52
See Original Post

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:30:05

Congratulations from those of us over at THE BOMB.

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:26:27

Originally posted by ninong:
do you drug test applicants?


we do not drug test applicants, we do not believe in the invasion of privacy

we trust that as a real man you are free to make your own decisions to better yourself and your neighbours, and set a good example for young kids.

we do not promote degeneracy but rather do encourage being your best self, and acknowledge that even the best men have vices and we do not pass judgement

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:22:02

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
🤣@this thread

10/10


unsure if you are expressing interest but I'm not sure you are a good fit

Originally posted by Real_Man:

>Be an above average netter



best of luck in your future endeavors

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Jun 8th 2020, 14:19:25

we will reach out immediately but please remember this rule if accepted into the brotherhood

Originally posted by Real_Man:

>Must play anonymously and not advertise your Membership

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Jun 8th 2020, 12:05:01

Do you consider yourself a Real Man? Want to join the most exclusive club in all of EE?

Apply to THE BOMB now.

The Brotherhood of Man Bros is now accepting APPLICATIONS (Notice we didn't say RECRUITING, this fluff is exclusive as f). We are not looking to pad our #s but slowly collect all of the coolest bros (AND HOES) in all of the EE.

If any of the following statements apply to you, you may be a good fit for THE BOMB.

<I am Tired of Jerking off everytime I see Low DR Bots
<I am Tired of arranged pointless wars
<I am not a sensitive little fluff
<I don't want to devote hours of my day to my country
<Sometimes i devote hours of my day to my country, do because i fcking feel like it, an I am a Man.
<I am sick of being told how I should play the game and being shamed by it
<I am just looking for like minded Bros to Riff with
<I enjoy chatting about non-EE manly stuff (grilling meat, doing manly tasks, drinking scotch, etc)
<I would like a unique EE experience with different Goals every set
<I enjoy trolling
<I don't cry when things don't go my way, I handle it like a real man
<I am not offended and don't take things too personally or seriously
<I have a penis
<I wish i had a penis




The Rules of THE BOMB

>No being a snitch
>No Beta fluffes
>No leaking or being a spy for other tags
>Respect our pacts
>No cheating or rule breaking
>Must play anonymously and not advertise your Membership
>Be an above average netter

Inquire about our mission statement and goals by sending me a forum PM to see if you would be a good fit. Membership must be approved unanimously by everyone in the BOMB, so the earlier you apply the better your chances are. Get in at the ground level at our inaugural set!

Good luck!

Regards,

Real Man