We at THE BOMB feel like real men can express their point across in a few sentences or less, so our pacts are quite simple.

Please reach out to myself or ChuckNorrisBeard if you would like any of the following of our standard pacts. If you want to add some terms feel free, however it should be summarized to 1 sentence or 2.

The BOMB has every intention of honoring our pacts so we don't believe in fine print 2000 word essays for our pacts.

Fine print is for sketchy little fluffes who don't trust each other. A real man gives his word and sticks to it.


Standard THE BOMB Pacts

Homies Level:

No attacks
No OPs.
Any breaking these should be resolved in good faith like real men.



Blood Bros Level:

No attacks
No Ops
Any breaking these should be resolved in good faith like real men.
Help other blood bros take care of lesser men (Suiciders, other issues, etc)



Bad Boyz Level:

We ride together, we die together, Bad Boyz 4 life



Dom Toretto Level (not for the faint hearted, not offered this set.):

https://live.staticflickr.com/...39885132_e66d65a574_b.jpg

https://imgur.com/ghtSSb4

the following by popular demand have been added to all our pacts.

get em while they are hot!



No Foreign Aiding enemy in wars
No restarts or tag jumpers to enemy in war

is this a bomber tribute tag?

No

Its three 14 y/o boys that totally think Vin Diesel can say "I am Groot" better than Charlton Heston

Croaker-"Those are all leaders of small clans. They spend their whole day in here, trying to recruit each other. You should see it when a real alliance leader walks by on his way upstairs...they all rush to the window and shout 'I want to establish relations with your alliance! We're going to be powerful this round!'...it's a riot."

xD

reminds me of when people used to say they were 'full' on pacts as an excuse for not pacting people

Who the F&#$ is Vin Diesel?

lol

You mean, Dom Toretto? The greatest actor of our time? The modern day Thespis? The epitome of man?

Surely you do not jest Vin Diesel is the same man? That's like saying Van Wilder or Deadpool isn't the best comedic actor of all time. Or Barb Wire isn't the best dressed actor hero with the two largest supporting cast members in history.

I guffaw at you, sir. Guffaw with extreme contempt.

https://i.redd.it/7kpzzab0l2e21.jpg

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...own/400?cb=20170606035117

As you can see, Dom T. wears a cross and therefore can't be the picture of said chump you posted.

I do not know what it is your picture represents. Looks like this nerd Mark Sinclair who can't act his way out of a wet paper bag or punch through a soggy cookie.

seems obvious now that you pointed it out tbh, first picture clearly is not wearing a cross

"Any breaking these should be resolved in good faith like real men."

so we buy a carton of smokes and six litres of grain alcohol i'll bring tehe pot you bring the blow and we meet in our old high school football field and we drank then we fight and whomever wins get to go home with our but the former high school prom queen and the other gets what remains of a sad and lonely night?

yea. sorry. I thought you said man and not boy.

not bomber. boner. they all miss the jv football locker rooms whilst they told their fake girlfriends they were watching the homecoming game.

+1

it is funny because they are all blowing each other

you know, like real men do.