Save some to feed to KoH.

"Go learn science".

Lol. Are your science qualifications written in brightly coloured crayons?

Poor wee petal, do you usually identify as offended and triggered?

It's my story, I'll refer to as many genders as I feel like thank you. Because, you know.. social construct.



Tell him to bring his science degree.

Requiem is the nicest guy I've met across all genders.

I was cold once and he said he'd give me the shirt off of his back. But then it turns out he was shirtless, so he had me shave his body hair off and he knitted me a shirt from it. He stitched a patch into it that said "BFFs 4evs!" and I thought that was just so nifty.

Then I saw Superfly walking around in a hair knitted pair of briefs with the same patch.

Req just looked me in the eyes, smiled and said "Welcome to my club".

GARGLE + TIE = uNAP <3

You nap, then we nap, then maybe we can nap together, maybe we can add a third person to our nap, maybe we don't really nap even though we tell others that we are napping, maybe we nap after we do the pretend nap thing, maybe you nap and I'll just watch you and play with your hair while you sleep.

I hear you're a generous lover, Red. I hope this is the start of a long and pleasurable relationship between us.

They died

Guys, stop triggering BlackHole

Are we attacking Omega?

That was actually a hookers bum sitting on her feet with the words "GARGLE LUVS U".

Dear all,

Quick note to say that GARGLE has declared itself victorious in the Good Guys vs Bad Guys one-sided bum spanking that I even took a holiday during and came back to find it pretty much over. Well done us. Bad luck bad guys. And with time left over to net. Or go inactive.

If anyone else is feeling froggy, feel free to jump soon. Otherwise, the following clans will have their statuses changed as per below effective yesterday:

+ iLaf --- Ate fluff
+ RESIST --- Ate fluff

"But Marc, GARGLE didn't even do anything this set. How can you gloat?"

Three reasons:

1. Butter, sugar, flour and vanilla essence. Bang it in a bowl and mix (butter and sugar first, then the other fluff), dump onto a tray and bake in an oven till they're cooked. Boom! Cookies.
2. Similarly: Sodium bicarbonate, citric acid, starch, epsom salts, essential oils and food colouring. Mix all dry (except citric acid), then all wet together. Then add the citric. Voila! Bath bomb.
3. https://pasteboard.co/k0fCfD2znsrV.png

I don't know how many days are left in the set and, frankly, I don't care. GARGLE should never have seen the end of this war and yet here we are.

#CSO

Love,

Marc

We're already well underway in this set (well, some are.. others are.. dead) but we're okay with "better late than never". So for all clans out there, please see below for your current pact status with GARGLE:

+ Elders --- uNAP
+ PDM --- NAP
+ SOL --- uNAP
+ STONES --- NAP
+ iMag --- We're watching you
+ OMEGA --- uNAP
+ LaF --- Go fluff yourselves
+ Apoc --- NAP
+ SoF --- NAP
+ LCN --- NAP
+ CC --- FDP
+ Evo --- LDP
+ We're Not Sol --- Lol
+ RESIST --- Also, go fluff yourselves
+ HERO --- NAP
+ RAGE --- uNAP
+ NotLAF --- Probably go fluff yourselves, but we're not sure yet

If your tag is not above, or you are untagged, please feel free to join GARGLE using the password "HAIRYTESTES".

If you're unhappy about your choice of pact, please notify us by sending a missile at the highest ranked iLaF country:

--> CM for a change request for a uNAP
--> NM for a change request for a L/FDP
--> EM for lols

Please post screenshots of the attack in this thread as notification of your request to change pact type and we'll process requests within 5 business days.

If you are designated a variation of "Go fluff yourself" please do not take it personally. We also invite you to choose, using your own free will, the method in which you go fluff yourself. We're not picky but we do love a good oral ball washing.

From all of us here at GARGLE, we wish everyone a pleasant set and for good fortune and prosperity for all.


Love Marc

Can I join pls?

Have you asked Gerd to fight your battles for you?

<Earthnews> BR - Black Shuck That Dog DGAF (#21) [Darkn3ss] -> I (#19) [Darkn3ss] 6C 6B

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeRY-jxKuqA

Woof

And he spelled their name right first time without the need for a mod to spellcheck it.

He’s some man for one man alright.

No one gives a fluff what you think.

Make your country known next set if you're not a b*tch.

Don’t blame technology for the fact you’re an illiterate fluffebag.

Don’t ever call me out again or I’ll autocorrect your face.

Don’t ever call me out on AT again boy or I’ll suicide you so hard you’ll think this is Jonestown, not Earth.

Keep my name out your mouth or I’ll give you a fat lip.