Have you posted sucky sucky 158 times? If so, I am incredibly impressed.

Captain - if you want competition, you're on the wrong side. You joined the side that has been dominating everyone and is the 'best warring clan ever'.

All you've done is give them another player. They don't need more players, they need people willing to fight them. If you actually want competition start your own clan and recruit people to fight them.

Deception? You want to talk about deception? You're the one who took my name on Express and proceeded to attack APOC members.

Deception? LOL. You don't get to talk about deception. You've got Derrick in here basically admitting your time lives off deception and I need to not get 'upsetty spaghetti' over it.


You can't lecture me on deception.

Superfly - Go read up earlier in this thread. Gerd confirmed this before I even said anything.




Not that he needs to confirm anything, as the stats speak for themselves.


Oh, and that was before your side lost 3 more countries this afternoon. One of our guys landed the kill shot, but to say we aren't participating is madness when if you look, we contributed a significant portion of the hits on all three kills.


It's fine though. Believe we aren't doing anything. Was it Sun Tzu that said 'when you're enemy is acting like an idiot, keep letting him'. Paraphrasing, but I think it was something like that.


You do you, Super. And when your restart gets good enough to care about, we will kill you again.

Is that supposed to be an insult or something? Cause it's really not funny...

Plenty of time for me to kill you again then!

Super - you can believe what you want. But you gotta look deeper. Look at the horde tag. That's one of my guys. And then we've had two kills by guys that are untagged.


I'll show you exactly what runs I ran and were the majority of my guys.

2023-03-03 02:35:35 GS ppman (#385) HORDE Owned by SOL (#154) SOLove 4C 0 F
2023-03-03 02:51:53 CM No Please (#469) LaF The Living Nightmare (#393) SoF 200B 12 C
2023-03-01 02:16:46 GS Ricochet (#476) Black Mamba (#5) SOLove 4C 18 F
2023-02-28 02:12:48 BR ABC (#454) JL Erotomania (#68) Apoc 8B 2 C

I can't find the others. I think they were AB runs, not kill runs. But in the last 5 days, those are the 4 kill runs I've personally led. And then my crew has participated in quite a few others.


Try to refute those. You're right, you can't lie about stats. It's all right there on EEstats for you to look up.

When you're done you can come back here and apologize. I'll be waiting.

Dude, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN GUY 3 TIMES. The guy you think is Gerdler or me in teams is one of your own guys that picked a fight with you, lol.


And I'm not even playing in teams. You've killed me zero times.

Superfly - We've ran 6 kill runs on our own. I personally ran them.

[quote poster=Requiem; 51651; 1007338]I don’t think B-Hole can claim he beat anyone on his own. Guess we will have to remain in disagreement on that.

To be continued ✌️ [/quote


I uh... I never claimed I beat anyone.

I clearly stated LaF has been destroying mercs.


Although, we have killed plenty of people, on our own. So yea, I think we can claim those kills.

By your own logic, The Resistance defeated Darkness on team. Darkness only wanted to war, and now they have no one to war.

Darkness losses.


Derrick, feel free to check the logical consistency of this one.

You got your mom to read you the posts?!? Awesome!!


Hi Links mom!!

Uh oh, goal post moving!

I thought LaF would never net again? Are you complimenting them now? They are the ones kicking your ass?


That's fine with me. At least I chose the winning side!


Keep telling yourself we haven't done any work though. I'm pretty sure it was a Resistance guy that landed one of those kills last night.


It's called teamwork, Req.

What are you taking a page out of my book?


It used to be "we will crush you over and over" and you've already moved on to 'you will have to kill my restarts all set'.


Uh... Dude. You're not supposed to be the one restarting, I am. This reversal of roles really happened far too fast.

The other night The Resistance pulled off a double kill.

2023-03-03 02:51:53 CM No Please (#469) LaF The Living Nightmare (#393) SoF 200B 12 C
2023-03-03 02:35:35 GS ppman (#385) HORDE Owned by SOL (#154) SOLove 4C 0 F

Sorry 154! I know we had a bit of a connection, but for our relationship to flourish, you're gonna have to leave the axis of evil.



You know what happened though? Those damn LaFer's can't let us have any glory. They one-upped us with a triple kill of three original SOL members!

2023-03-04 08:06:45 GS Wasaba (#405) LaF Kitchen sink (#153) SOLove 3C 0 F
2023-03-04 07:46:21 GS Barry Allen (#420) JL Protect My Tree (#16) SOLove 1C 170 F
2023-03-04 07:26:17 GS Advocate of War (#477) LaF Atlantis (#141) SOLove 2C 207 F



And now they are over here talking fluff to me about how much NW they took off the board in one night, and how SoL's strongest countries have been quartered.


What a bunch of jerks!


Guess my crew is just going to have to pull of a quadruple kill. It'll be tough, but if we target weak links like Superfly and baby simba, we could probably pull it off.



Also - to those spectators out there - in case it isn't clear yet - Mercs/SoL/SoF/Rage/Apoc are NOT winning this war. It doesn't matter how many alliances they bring in to try to help them out. And they KNOW they aren't winning this war.

What I find funny is that Mercs is already promising another war next set, as if they are the ones who get to make that choice. When this is over, they'll be begging for peace.

And Mercs - you might want to check on your alliances. I have a feeling you might lose a few teams in the near future.




TLDR: For Requiem - Mercs et al., is losing to a clan of netters, a clan of newbies and a clan of old people. That's got to be soooo embarassing for the strongest warring clan ever.


ITDTR (I'm to dumb to read): For link - Ah fluff. I can't draw pictures on here. Someone tell link to get his mom to read this to him.

Captain, I'm afraid you've joined the side of lunatics.

I thought they would have ACTUALLY told you why we aren't on team. It appears they didn't.

Ah well. Hit me up on discord one day and I'll re-explain it. I don't feel like typing it all on the forums again.


One other thing to note. The community isn't as monolithic in their opinions as these forums would make it seem. It's just that Mercs/Darkness post a lot more than anyone else, and will shout anyone down who disagrees with them.




And one last thing - Derrick, ya'll aren't eating fluff alive. How many kill runs does my crew have on Mercs/Sol/Sof over the last week in alliance? I think we've got 5 or 6 now.


You can talk trash to us when we aren't dividing your countries by 4 on the daily.

Captain, that's not how this works.

The Resistance was born out of Darkness hitting untagged people 10 on 1.

Then when we formed a team and tried to fight them 4 on 5, we got killed 13 on 5.

No one will trust that Darkness will fight fair, because they don't. It's been established on this server that they have no desire to fight fair, and will bully anyone they can.

There is a reason they have no one to fight. They did, but then they ruined it with their actions.

And they won't play fair. That's the entire reason why The Resistance was fighting Darkness. They've never played fair. Sorry bud.

OH! Didn't realize you joined them on team too.

They know why there aren't any wars on the server. Go ask them, they'll tell you.

Who is we, in this scenario?

You understand a fluff? What the fluff does that mean?

I killed you last game?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU IDIOT. Holy fluff. You died to my brigade of noobies?!?!?!? You must be so embarrassed!!!!

Good vibes thread? Alright - I'll drop the act for a moment.

The activity and community here is awesome. It's easy to find people to help AND people to fight. There is a little something for everyone. And every play style seems like it can be accommodated.

I think the community is what really makes this game enjoyable. So keep it up everyone!

Good try Buch. Keep your head up little buddy, you'll get there.

Wow. You've really decided to step up to the plate. You read that my weapon is words, and you decided "I can beat him at his own game". You're a man of strong convictions and great confidence. As such, you've pulled out your big guns in hopes of knocking down the king.


And all you could come up with was a one word reply that you're likely to hear on a middle school playground.


Dig deep into that brain of yours, Buch. Show us you're more intelligent than a 9 year old. Really take a good shot at me. Hit me where it hurts. Use your WORDS! I don't believe the rumors that you've got the intellectual skills comparable to a very young gorilla. I know you can do better.



I'll even give you some tips.


You can insult me for sucking at the game. For talking too much (that's a popular one around here), for being egocentric (you might need a dictionary to keep up with these insult suggestions). You could insult me for being gullible. For getting deleted. Maybe take a shot at my alliance and their ineptitude. You could talk about how much people don't like me, or how many enemies I've made. You could even try to insult my intelligence by taking a page out of Derricks playbook. Be careful with that one though. The last time Derrick tried to give me a lesson on logic, I made him look like a fool. He hasn't posted in awhile, I think he's still crying about someone calling him on his pseudo-intellectual bullfluff.

If you're really desperate you could insult my mom, my wife, or my face.


But you've gotta bring something a little better than 'douche'.

I will give you credit for capitalizing appropriately, but you missed the punctuation.

Come on buddy.


Try again please.

You fool. That was our strategy. We took baby simba and dark demon down into the gutters, and proceeded to kill their countries over and over. Meanwhile the rest of you were stuck looking like fools, pretending to net.

Or do you think you somehow 'won' cause you had a higher networth? Hahahahah, silly billy. We killed your leaders over and over. Put their heads on spikes. Kicked them around the soccer field.

Por favor, no sienta la necesidad de traducir no en mi nombre. Pelearé contigo en cualquier idioma que quieras.

Мы можем ссориться на русском языке, спарринговать на испанском языке или рыцарский турнир на аарбическом языке.

أنت فقط أخبرتني باللغة التي تريد مني أن أحرجك بها ، وسأكون سعيدا بالالتزام.

BLACK HOLE - fluff. It's right there on the side of the screen. Do you have amnesia or something. You read it, went to reply, and then you were like 'aww schucks, i forget his name again'. Dude, it's Black Hole.

Yes Link, we know. We don't want you to hurt yourself.

Well.

1. Yea... but it's your kryptonite, so it's all we need. Ugh, we got another situation where someone can't understand the words.

Ok, let me break it down for you. Words are my weapon. Your kryptonite means something that you're weak against. In this instance, it'd be words. So my weapon just so happens to be the thing you're weak against. Which is why it'll hurt you.... since you're... ugh. Weak against it. I feel like I'm talking to a child.

It's like if someone was like "I know this bullet will kill you when I shoot you in the face" and I responded with 'BULLETS ARE ALL YOU'VE GOT BUDDY". He'd laugh at me. But I can't laugh at you. I feel sad for you.


2. Words are all we've got. Why don't you go message #5 Black Mamba and ask him if thats all we've got. Tell ya what, beautiful. Send Location (what's your country number). I'll come visit you in the next few days. Or are you one of those forum warriors who doesn't play the game, like Derrick? Credit to Derrick though, I think we've convinced him to start playing again.

Ah fluff, sorry Req.

TLDR: BOOM, HEADSHOT. Down goes Black Mamba.

It's time to make it official. The rumors are true. The Resistance still exists. In fact, we are still growing.

We are running under the tag JL in alliance. It seems as though most of you knew, as it's obvious when you see the skill and tenacity with which we play.


It's hard to hide greatness. It's also hard to hide Black Holes. Even though you can't see them, the effect is felt nonetheless.

Now I make the post just hours after our most recent kill on #5 Black Mamba of SoL.

If you look at the warstats so far this set, it won't tell the whole story. As you all know, we are new to this game. As such, we do stupid things like not realize we need to rejoin the clan after we die. So we've had a whole lot of hits as untagged people that don't register under the JL stats.


I don't want our boys to go without their glory though, so I'm going to share with you the story of the death of Black Mamba.


The target was identified, and the lore of SoL walling speed was shared with us. We knew we had to make the kill happen fast. I set a goal for our 5 man hit squad to kill this Mamba in under 60 seconds. We were a little slow, it took 74. We were too slow. And he walled.

But we had a second volley. We will not be denied. Ask baby simba and Dark Demon, they know about our persistence.

The second volley finished the target off in 47 seconds.


Now it's not an under 20 second kill or anything crazy like that. But we are getting there. We WILL be there.


So let this serve as a warning to all you wallers with colonoscopy bags so you never have to take a fluff and be away from your computer players....

You can't wall if we kill you before you have time to read what's happening. And if there's one thing I've learned about many of you over the last few months, it's that you have an aversion to words. Link literally has a seizure if he see's paragraphs. Requiem straight up refuses to read. Baby Simba lacks the ability to read. KoHearts is a nut-job conspiracy theorist that thinks I'm some grizzled vet from 20 years ago, so although he can read, I doubt his ability to interpret the words correctly.

Basically, the point is that you will have to read the sentence '[21:16:45] <&Earthnews> GS - Ricochet (#476) [] -> Black Mamba (#5) [SOLove] 4C 18F'

Once we reach our final form, by the time you've read and interpreted that sentence, you'll already be dead.


Words are your kryptonite, and words are what I bring.

The Real Man is a legend, and is well loved by many of you. This is because he played to your preferences. You all want to watch cartoons, as it's the most complex form of communication you can handle.


Words are my weapon. And words will be your demise. The words here, and the words you'll read as you realize you read to slow and are already dead.



fluff THE DARKNESS, WE ARE THE LIGHT. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!

So you believe me when I say I'm new then?

Finally! Thank you. I've been saying this for months.

I'm glad some of you are finally starting to listen!


Anyways, remember that time when I killed baby Simba and Dark Demon on team?


Hahahahah, they got killed by someone who sucks so bad!

KoHearts - What is your evidence that I'm not new?

And who do you think I am?

If you guess correctly I'll confirm for you.

You're gonna get wrecked buddy, I welcome the effort though.

What suspicions are those? That I'm amazing?

Kitchen Sink #153.

Come get some.

I didn't welcome you back. That is just formatting issues from quoting others.

I'm not Derrick LARPing. Derrick wishes he were as cool as I. He's constantly trying to look cool by giving me lessons on logic.

He hasn't been around in awhile though. Word on the street is he's playing again. I think my gravity brought him back. Just like it's done to you.



You see, the thing about Black Holes is you can't really see them if you don't know how to find them. You're getting sucked in, and before you know it, you're getting shredded as you cross the event horizon.

As you're being dragged through space you'll be thinking 'there is nothing out there, I'm just moving in this way randomly'.


But it's not random. You don't have to understand the forces to be affected by them.


Feel the gravity.

Only reason you don't know me is cause you're a has-been.

You can't talk until you get back in the fight. You think you're hot fluff, come prove it. I'm easy to find.


I'll be waiting.

[quote poster=ツ; 51636; 1006958]

I do not think you want this.

Welcome back real man. [/quote]


Don't tell me what i do and don't want. I can want anything I want. That's why it's want. Cause I want. If I want, I want. And you deal. Got it?

Superfly - You're not getting off that easy. Keep dreaming buddy.

You're elders?

I hope you do come back so I can kill your countries.

I'm fully aware of how a real man does alliance posts.


I think one of us is operating on incomplete information. And it's not me.


The world isn't what it seems, Mr. Fly.

Baby Simba!

I love you so much man.

I could literally say 'Cheerios are the best cereal ever' and you'd come on here to tell me how I'm going to choke on Cheerios and die. And that you're going to shove Cheerios down my throat for the rest of my life.



It makes me all warm and fuzzy to know I've had such an effect on you.



As for my buddy who died? Yea, he may have died.... but you do realize that death just powers us?


Ok here. Let me really break this down for you.


You killed 3 of us independently. We grew into an alliance. You killed us again. We grew into a team of 5. You killed us again. We grew into 8.

Keep killing us. We will keep growing. We are like a fluffing worm dude. You cut us in half, now there is just two of us. Jokes on you bro. YOU CAN'T STOP US.


Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

That's not a fair equation.

The Resistance > *all



Let's look at the facts.

The Resistance created a team. Then The Resistance inspired activity in Darkness. Then Resist lured Apoc out of retirement. Rumor on the street is Resist has also lured Bomb out of retirement.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Resistance is Achilles before the legends were written. They are Thales before the first studies into electricity.


If time is a flat circle, than The Resistance is the greatest alliance in Earth's history. Ya'll just don't know it's already happened.

I understand nothing. And you can't make me.

The Resistance.

Req - we've already got one guy copy/pasting comments from Reddit. We don't need another copying whole articles from Wikipedia.