Say it to me suckas

He likes to act like a kitten at night while wearing Hello Kitty panties

Did I do this right?

He gives warm hugs.

Cool guy if you substract parts of his in game history. Smokes weed and posts on forums.

lol off to a pretty good start

braden is what we should all strive to be

He is way to fluffing loud at night. I was thinking about getting him kitten mittons.

Finally an elegant comfortable mitton for kats. Kitten mittons, you will be smitten.

braden adores nina dobrev.

Sometimes when Marshal posts, I just shake my head and sigh . . . but other times - like this one - I just want to hurl myself off of a cliff onto sharp rocks.

braden was a mean bridge player back in his middle school days

Braden and Trife are who truly defined the Gay Marriage narrative.

braden is on the swish

braden should be banned for life

braden stores all his farts in jars.

braden is thug life personified.

braden smells like lavender

braden is actually french-canadian

A friend of mines mom got a jar of farts for Xmas when she was a kid from her brothers lmfao she still hasn't gotten over the fear of empty sealed jars to this very day.

WHO IS BRADEN?????

eternal war MVP, even if it's only in our hearts

^LOL

http://s2.quickmeme.com/...ba4f131b640e2aafe76dd.jpg

the latter ;)

No, that's elderberries!

where does the hamster come into play?

Wait, when did this become a "braden's mama" thread?

only if you're insinuating he's his own father :p

If you mean Rats FYA (for your ass) probably easy to find on FFA.

someone doesn't know his source material :p

I'm my own grandfather, what you got?

http://earthempires.com/alliance/31/ranks/101

bonus

braden eats cake with his feet, and he only has 1 toe

Braden was once in the Foreign Legion.

I'm thinking it would be really easy to hijack the hunter pence memes for this thread.

examples: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0g6jcJIAAEUCK9.jpg and http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/...s/mlbf_35053365_th_43.jpg

When Braden was a little baby
A sitting on his papa's knee
He picked up a hammer and a little piece of steel
Said, "Hammer's gonna be the death of me," Lord, Lord
"Hammer's gonna be the death of me."

Well, the captain said to Braden
Gonna bring me a steam drill 'round
Gonna bring me a steel drill out on the job
Gonna whup that steel on down,...

Braden said to his captain
"A man ain't nothin' but a man
And before I let that steel drill beat me down
I'll die with a hammer in my hand,...

Braden was driving on the mountain
And his hammer was flashing fire
And the last words I heard that poor boy say
"Gimme cool drink of water 'fore I die,...

Braden said to his shaker
"Shaker, why don't you sing?"
"I'm a throwin' nine pounds from my hips on down
Just listen to that cold steel ring,...

Braden said to his shaker
"Shaker, why don't you pray?"
"'Cause if I miss this little piece of steel
Tomorrow be your burying day,...

Braden, he drove fifteen feet
The steam drill only made nine
But he hammered so hard that he broke his poor heart
And he laid down his hammer and he died,...

They took Braden to the graveyard
And they buried him in the sand
And every locomotive comes a roaring by, says
"There lies a steel driving man"

i wasn't a big fan of his other nickname, enchida or whatever

pretty sure that wasn't braden

name the account owner!

do I look like the kind that kisses and tells in public? :p

Trife

i'd gladly allow the mods to take a look at the accounts i have and the handles on them, it's not one of mine :)

there's also the fact your name didn't come up when I looked at echidna's

for me to be enchiladas we'd need to believe that hiding my racism is more important than insulting mooslims (it's speech to text and i have an accent that makes my phone spell it mooslim, don't be racist yourself, i can not help my pronunciation of words, you fluffing bigot), and if anybody knows me, they know i value insulting the mooslim over all else.

so, not me.

ha, logic.

assholes. except for vic, he'll be both my best man and holding my hand in the delivery room while my wife* gives birth

(those will be the best smelling blu.. err.. cigars that hospital ever knew)

*it'll be a catholic guilt marriage so he'll feel good with both

dork

You did it wrong Ronnie. It's *Braden is a dork

Braden shaves his legs
The scary part is.....THEY LOOK GOOD!

Braden looks like Cary Grant

http://www.leninimports.com/...y_grant_new_4a_medium.jpg