Braden was the original mythbuster.

He was also the original ghostbuster.

Braden has the highest WN8 of any player in another game and he doesn't even play the game.

I PRAY DAILY THAT BRADEN FIND THE PATH TO END HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH WINE AND HIS HATRED OF MUSLIMS

JESUS AND HIS HOMESLICE GOD HAVE THE POWER TO HEAL AND SAVE HIS SOUL

1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER
1 SHARE = 1 MIRACLE

VOTE TRUMP

you + me = us

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- Braden gets back $2 in change for every dollar he spends.
- Braden has a pet mind flayer.
- Sasquatch tells its kids about the legend of Braden.
- Braden's fluff is so big it has a spine.
- The Last Supper would not have been the last supper if Braden had been there.
- Braden is your huckleberry.

Braden was once an advisor to Mother Theresa

braden advised borgias too.

TTT

He taught me how to love a woman — and how to scold a child


Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Braden, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Braden throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Braden decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'



He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! And he hated irony!


Did I ever tell you about the time Braden took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Braden takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Braden yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!'

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom


I went camping with Braden … I’m in the back of a pickup with Braden and a live deer. Well, Braden he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘I’m Braden! Say it!’ Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “Braden!” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer


I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury


Did I ever tell you about the time Braden showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Braden shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Braden. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Braden. We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before


He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was coming up the road.


Did I ever tell you about the time Braden was in a production of ‘The King and I’? On opening night, Braden chloroformed the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews



Braden got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16-ounce steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms



I remember one time Braden took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Braden got splashed. So Braden yells, ‘I’m Braden and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Braden didn’t step in there and finish the show

Braden had speaking roles in silent films.

The soundtrack to Bradens life went triple platinum.

When Braden decides to get a triple-double, he's not messing around.

hidden camera footage of braden posting

http://i.imgur.com/WXpLJhM.gif

Vic
You have wayyyyyyy too much time on your hands

classic blade post totally missing the bill brasky from SNL fame copy and paste move :p

braden is my multi.

Sorry Vic, here I was actually giving you credit for an original thought
Should have known better eh?

alright now boys. play nice...

just like Braden does. ;)

now why would I was a perfectly good original thought on Earth Empires Alliance Talk?!

And why would you take a humorous thread and once again turn it into a slam on me?
Because it's your nature I guess
Congrats on turning what was an amusing thread I enjoyed into yet another crap one that you need to dominate

P@ss on ya

... huh ... ? wtf are you talking about??
seriously what just happened?

ok so let me break it down for you, you social misfit.
when i end a post with " :p " , or " :) " it is a totally friendly post.

reread and settle down cowboy

GO fluff YOURSELF, VIC!

:)

Braden once gave chuck norris a class on Martial Arts.

YOU HAVE FAILED THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD. BE PREPARED FOR THE EXPLOSIONS!

Want explosions? This is my FOB in my tour of Iraq: I was on the base during this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF0tAOkrxY4

In a nutshell. Insurgents were firing Mortar rounds and Rockets over our walls and they hit our ammunition Cache which caught on fire and cooked everything off. We had the largest ammunitions in Iraq at the time. It went on for about 12 hours. We got gassed with our own fluff and had to evacuate further away from the explosions. We had 4 Patriot missles on the base and it's lucky they didn't go off becaus each one of those can destroy an entire grid square on the map.

Braden would never hijack another person's tribute thread. Who am I kidding, of course he would - and he would do a helluva lot better job of it than siko_kitta.

Stay on target muthfluffas, stay on target.

Is there anything worse than poorly played bagpipes?

This was the first thing I said.

Also my response was too Galleri and Sam_Dangers Convo. Nothing to do with Braden. The two of us have always gotten along. No Pun intended towards Braden.

There is a road named after Braden in Toronto, and parades are held in his honour there every year

But of course, nobody actually crosses that road