Oct 12th 2015, 1:32:49
Some folks might think that this is cause for celebration, but trust me, it isn't.
The United States government just issued orders that pork and pork products will not longer grace the menus of the penal system of the United States, so as to not offend any Muslim Prisoners.
The result of this action will be rioting and unrest within the prison system due to the absence of the calming effects of having bacon for breakfast.
This is a recipe for disaster, and you all know it is true. BACON makes LIFE wonderful.
The United States government just issued orders that pork and pork products will not longer grace the menus of the penal system of the United States, so as to not offend any Muslim Prisoners.
The result of this action will be rioting and unrest within the prison system due to the absence of the calming effects of having bacon for breakfast.
This is a recipe for disaster, and you all know it is true. BACON makes LIFE wonderful.
I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!