Some folks might think that this is cause for celebration, but trust me, it isn't.

The United States government just issued orders that pork and pork products will not longer grace the menus of the penal system of the United States, so as to not offend any Muslim Prisoners.

The result of this action will be rioting and unrest within the prison system due to the absence of the calming effects of having bacon for breakfast.

This is a recipe for disaster, and you all know it is true. BACON makes LIFE wonderful.

WHAT ABOUT PORK FLAVORED TOP ROMAN FROM THE CANTEEN??!?!!?????!!!!!!?? THE GODDAMN SLIMJIMS!!¿??fluffING SPAM?! MOTHER fluffERS!!!!

Awesome. More bacon for everyone else. Why did prisoners even get bacon in the first place?

+1 The inmates at the facility I work at don't get bacon.

but what if a death row inmate asks for 5 lbs of the stuff for his/her last meal?

Id say they get it.

Where abouts?

if they are in prison who cares whether or not they get offended by anything force feed them bacon if they don't like it!

Cause in the clink at mealtime everyone is saying "that was the best food ever" instead of " what the fluff is in that fluff?"

they get offended and then their lawyers get offended and sue prison and demand alot money and also many other ppls can get offended.

Indiana

this is why



this is why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fr_XzLz20o

hot soup mothaphucka!

Not in Texas anymore.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/...h-row-inmates-2184368.php

Texas: Execute now, Execute later, Execute some more and when everyone's dead hold a trial or two.

Texas: guilty! execute him! $52,045

Everybody else: guilty! execute him! #3,045,652

California: death row, dont execute people sentenced to death on death row, it is inhumane.

Right to die with dignity, green light, kill youself. Its humane and painless.

My religion is to only eat bacon.

I am offended.