Koh eats poopcorn....

And drinks blood tea.

Of 100 virgins cuz you a sheik?

Bonus :P

No, because they aren't fun like whores are.

So, is 28 and 35 going to war or are they going to continue to foreplay?

I sent that first message when he made the first hit. I retalled him after he didn’t reply a few days later. He then sends me the later message saying he hit me because they said I was feeding him land.


Interesting that earth empires staff is willing to leak private messages. Extremely unprofessional. That’s a great example of the behavior I was describing. Beyond emotional though and just acting with malice and obviously personal bias now.

It was only after the second hit that player sent me the message about the others. It’s admitted coordination. You guys deleted me for suspected coordination and yet allow others to just straight up tell me why they are doing it. It’s outright cheating because you make me follow a rule that other players aren’t required to abide by. Not fair in anyway.


Then to prove a point I say I am going to do the exact same thing to other players and you say I will be banned if I do that, confirming that this behavior isn’t allowed.

You are just treating me blatantly unfairly

C'mon poopcorn was pretty funny...

Cath dude just do it how I used to do it back in the day when you were all mad at me. Dont say a word and just wreck everyone and set the top 10 on fire!

According to the mod responses its cuz you are telling people your plans. Just move in silence and dont let your enemies know your next move!

prick us, do we not bleed? tickle us, do we not laugh? poison us, do we not die? wrong us, do we not revenge?

Quite a bit of drama here. Just want to put it out there since my country was mentioned here, that I haven't had any interaction with Hess aside from a tech start at the beginning of the set messages can confirm that. I have nothing do with with any of his actions. I'm with SF, Cath should definitely follow the policy that I think we all have on here, which is, if someone double taps up, they get WRECKED. As its been 4 hits now, if it was me, I would unload on him, just don't tell anyone as SF said! We're all lone wolves on this server, lets keep it that way. And for the record, I don't want anyone to leave this game, you included Cath, we all make it colorful in our own way.

I don’t think I’ve really been involved with any of this either

I made one hit on Cath and he made a successful retal

We both gained quite a bit of land out of the exchange

I’ve just been enjoying the banter on the forums

The potential war is between 28 and 35, my goal is to stay out of it and I’d like to try to finish 7th :)

So who is 28?!!!!!

Is it Gerdler or tmac getting their revenge or NiN?

I was hoping it was guochel even before I knew he was on primary, but just because I love his tourny posts.

Oh wait, I got totally confused about who country was who’s , LMAO.

You know why I shared that..... because up above you were totally creating a different scenario. Calling me a liar. So I have zero issues sharing the convo. I mean you decided to share or "leak" part of the convo on here..... same thing right? Yup. Since Tertius shared it with me because I hit delete on the mod side....I had permission from him.
Have a good night. I am done with arguing with you. lol @ you claiming I am emotional. Sometimes yes... I am a female. But right now...Nope.
You can go to Prime if you have a problem with me.

Yes don't be George Bush and tell your enemies what you're going to do. Seriously.

Yeah yeah I'm lost too

I am not in primary. I was just quoting Shakespeare because I wanted everyone to calm down by seeing the humanity of that Shakespearen quote. I thought it might dissolve any resentment from all parties so that everyone could become calm and happy and peaceful, again.

But Thanks tertius for saying my posts in tourney were fun

To be or not to be.....

For the record, Cath started saying people were cheating after he was hit with a single PS - which failed. (That is embarrassing, I didn't realize Cath had switched def allies from when I spied him previously, and honestly, I was surprised to see it was SF given that the reason Cath hit Hess and got purpled was because SF hit him and then Hess allied him up just to shore up his own defenses.)

You are allowed to get grabbed you know.

And specifically, I have good reasons. Not only have you targeted me repeatedly across servers in the recent past (like when you admitted to me and Vic and others that when you realized you were going to be #2 on tourny, you attacked the top player out of frustration (me) - in this analogy, you were never tmac, you realize that right?), but last set in primary we had a war.

Which honestly is fine - I was gaining a lot of acres by taking retals after I was war prepped, and some players might RoR, especially if they lost a lot in the exchange. You started off by complimenting me, but then as I was moving up the list of retals and realized I would get to you, you then asked who I was, because there was "a chance" you would RoR me. I told you truthfully who I was and you said you would 100% retal me. I said I've fought over full-set retal windows in the past and I expected that could happen, and hopefully we could leave it at this single set as a difference on retal policies.

Of course, you took it personally, started up with all the bravado and bluster, threatening that you were going to war me forever (again) and how you never liked me because one time I told you Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas (gasp!).

So this set, I didn't really plan to try too hard. And I already stopped playing tourny because you kept warring me (though for some reason, I got to keep the same name in game A and you had to keep coming back with a new one every other month...) because I figured you'd be coming after me once again. Cue my surprise when you were not war-prepped but that you even retal'd Blackpink 2.5 weeks after his hit on you for a juicy 2.7k acres. A hypocrite who does accept all set retals for lots of land when it benefits him, but not when he's on the losing end?

Once again, you're quick to blame everyone else when things don't go well, and threaten to attack every other player (and the mods?) because like Ektar, if you can't win then you take your ball and go home. There's no cheating or collusion here - you have admitted to playing like a jerk, and sometimes jerks get what they deserve.


TL;DR
Cath has attacked me for 11(!) sets when I've been netting above him, including many sets where he hit random people because he simply thought it was me or because he was angry with SF (I'm as confused by this as everyone else). He likes to dish it out, but I hit him once and he cries like a baby and says everyone's out to get him with the most severe case of persecution complex I've seen. Delusions of grandeur continue followed by hilarious confusion.

triangles are my favorite shape (#28) is starting to annoy me. This guy has cost me 4m turrets so far plus tanks and troops. At $165 a turrets we are closing in on $1 billion dollars of lost units and we all know what happens when people start taking NW out of my pocket.....

Your own stupidity for picking Cath as a def ally I suppose 🤷‍♂️

Superfly, triangles is annoying me too...

Have some gummies

i'm a living proof that MBR is an awful endgame strat.

Shame no one wanted to ally me despite me having a great track record of always having 3 turrets for 1 jet hence forcing guys to go all jetter to retal me

Anyways who the hell is #28. I have the attention span of a squirrel and I need to decided if I am going to recover my $1billion or not.

Please tell me who you are cuz if it’s someone I actually like such as my twin Hessman or Tertius ima led it slide and just keep losing turrets

Read right above your last message before this one SF, I think you'll find your answer.....

lol SF

Tertius is #28

I am #7 :)

On another note, who is holding 18 million barrels of oil at this point in the round??

That’s gotta be a big whoops 🤷‍♂️

Well, the oil hoarder needs to sell it cheaper so I can buy it - I'm a big consumer of oil!

Damn it ok. It’s Tert. Ima just take the turret hit than cuz I don’t liking dumping Allie’s cuz they get in a war.


I only dump D allies if they don’t get the turrets they said they were gonna get

I dumped all my oil cuz I am trying to cash it out

You sent me a message that was an exact copy of my message on the tournament server making it clear that it was cross server. I had no idea that was even you on tourney and wasn’t tripping about it.


You obviously hit me because I possibly had the win this set. I wouldn’t even care, except I was deleted and told this is against the rules if it benefits an ally.


Now that rule has changed to you aren’t allowed to mention or talk on a forum, changing yet again.


The rules on a game shouldn’t change depending on who is being deleted. That’s immoral and everyone here that is fine with it is as well.

Not surprising. My beta male orbiters club has been seething at me for months now after I roasted him. That’s pretty hilarious.

cross server attacks are one of my favorite past times

The mods said it was cheating last set to hit someone under these exact circumstances(your ally got the win based on this hit. I was deleted for this). I was going off what they said. Obviously that was bs and I now know that.



I would say I would war you and fight you ever set but obviously galleri is just going to delete me if I defend myself (in a game or on the forums we’ve been through both) and there is zero chance of me receiving fair moderation in any way.


Congrats tert you win a rigged game

Galleri literally said she’s going to delete me if I start hitting other netters in this exact same manner. She also said she won’t even moderate me and I have to talk to prime. Literally admits she’s biased and also denies it in the same post.


The first time I ever was censored by her I posted a record high score in the high scores thread. She closed it and scolded me and finally re-opened it after the other players pointed out she was in the wrong.


Not much I can do with unfair moderation. Again, this reminds me of what happened to Tmac prior to him leaving.

I hit you once with a single PS because you were being a big cry baby on the forums and I thought it would be funny. I figured you would blow it out of proportion and act like I had shot your dog and you didn’t disappoint. I don’t think you have the diplomatic skills or the mental stability to win here on Primary anymore.

The fact that we had a war on tourney was just a bonus.

I don’t play tourney for any reason other than to try out various startups. My tourney country was a throw away country that I couldn’t care less about.

Lmao dude I was in the lead when you started hitting me, what a obviously seething comment. You are just seething like tert. Tert spent all last set plotting with some super late huge retal and then this set does the exact same thing. I have some weirdo beta males upset and playing dirty and the rules being unfairly applied. I talked trash to tert and forgot about him. He really dedicated a set to me lol you also did the exact same thing that got me deleted (when I hit you in first place). I didn’t coordinate with anyone and that’s total bs. Rockets can tell you I don’t do that if you ask him. Feel free too I encourage it.

You copy and pasted my message from tourney to make it clear in private that you were upset over our war over there. You are such a liar with zero shame.

I guarantee I can beat every one of you next set again and force you into cheating again. The thing you don’t realize Hess is I’m just getting warmed up at this game. I’m just now warmed up lol Put your money where your mouth is and beat me next set without having to cheat.

You can’t and that’s why you guys are doing the Tmac routine now.

Dude that’s not true. There is no rule against Cross Server attacks. Go ask Slagpit.

Again, I have done it tons of times and Tertius just did it to you.

Go ahead and cross server to your hearts content man…

Ps hurry up and lay waste to Tertius so he stops having the ability to waste my turrets with all of his daily PS’s on you.

I am trying to win the round and it’s getting expensive to replace 2 million turrets each day. Unless Tertius is purposely cutting my NW down to make sure that LB or Hess wins the round. By my calculations Tertius has cost me almost $2billion now as I am paying $170 a turret vs. $100-120 5 days ago.

Tertius is costing me the win and I demand reparations!

Cath why do you keep comparing what happened this set to your cheating from two rounds ago?

What you did two sets ago was clearly and obviously against the rules and your country turned purple because of it.

You knew you couldn’t break my defences and you decided to make attacks that you knew would fail. You also sent messages that led the mods to believe you were acting on behalf of your ally and breaking the rules.

Now you call both myself and Tert names while comparing apples to oranges and pretending that you are being treated unfairly when you know that it’s not true.

Comparing yourself to Tmac is laughable btw

You are not even close to the player that he was and likely wouldn’t have beaten him once in 100 tries.

Ive beat Tmac before. Your endless beta male seething is noted. Keep me posted on all that.

I get deleted when I don’t even break the rules. I literally got deleted and accused of helping a guy that I didn’t even know. I had literally never played with rockets before. You know me well enough to know I don’t play dirty at all and that I always advocate against cheating. Many players here have heard me advocate against dirty play for a very long time. The fact that I have never been purpled ever is a testament to this.

You are a straight up liar. If you goofballs are going to keep seething about me for all eternity then I will keep referring to you guys as my beta male orbiter club. It’s true. I’m not the one following you guys around trying to “be funny” and “trigger” me.


You guys are weirdo nerds who won’t stop seething and I’m just calling this behavior what it is. I literally forgot about you guys and a month later you guys are still over there seething about me. It’s actually hilarious but it’s weirdo activities to have that much seething rage in ones DNA.

I need to see more wars! Where is the top 10 on top 10 violence?