To all Canadians on team server - Earth Empires Forum

Dissident

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Jul 5th 2015, 3:22:41

It is time that we stand in unity against the abuses of our government and Prime Minister Tellarion.

A few days ago the name of my hamlet was changed from what I penned it to be... into an affront to everything Canadian. The Right Honourable Mr Tellarion took executive action against me and changed the name of my town to "wipe your chin canada"!!!

I urge everyone who is sympathetic with this situation to take the proper actions and report "Wipe your chin canada" #15 as a country with an inappropriate name... one given to us by the mods. I do not necessarily need the original name reinstated, that being "wipe your chin celphi"... but as this name offends one rookie player... the new country name offends 38 million Canadian citizens.

Mr Speaker, I move to have this country renamed yet again or a call to prorogue the moderator office until a suitable replacement can be found. thank you

braden

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Jul 5th 2015, 3:30:54

tella is canadian, if not by birth, then through marriage to our future president of the world, read me

*holds hands

braden

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Jul 5th 2015, 3:32:15

also, tella prorogued my heart when he andni first whispered sweet nothings over mobiles.

Dissident

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Jul 5th 2015, 3:42:19

Isn't it bad when I have to report my own country name as offensive though?

Colo

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Jul 5th 2015, 4:07:18

You really expect to unify all 20 people in canada? Good Luck.

Colo

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Jul 5th 2015, 4:08:08

*clears throat and sticks middle finger up*

fluff canada

elvesrus

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Jul 5th 2015, 4:22:14

sadly I've made worse and not a single changed name outside mickster not liking tricomoniasis on 2025. Syphilis never got changed.

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and this is just on team. I dare you to google "granuloma inguinale" ;)

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Elves is a douche on every server.

SuperFly

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Jul 5th 2015, 4:25:16

Nuts on yo chin bro

braden

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Jul 5th 2015, 5:49:25

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Nuts on yo chin bro

i love it when sf talks dirty.

Thunder

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Jul 5th 2015, 13:44:06

You are forever hated....Celine Dion, Justin Bieber.....TAKE THEM BACK fluffERS!

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Dissident

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Jul 5th 2015, 14:40:42

i would like to thank everyone for their help and especially tella or whichever mod who changed my country name to "canada rocks"!

the power of the lobby really works!

tellarion

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Jul 5th 2015, 14:47:32

Yeah, Canada pretty much sucks.

Dissident

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Jul 5th 2015, 15:13:21

have you lived in Canada before?

ssewellusmc

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Jul 5th 2015, 16:57:51

Originally posted by tellarion:

Yeah, Canada pretty much sucks.

First wise thing Tella has said in a while.

Also, while Americans were telling king George to fluff off, Canadians had to wait almost 200 years for independence because they didn't want to bayonet a few red coats in the face.

Heston

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Jul 5th 2015, 17:23:00

Originally posted by tellarion:

Yeah, Canada pretty much sucks.

Yep.
*High five*

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Nerrus

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Jul 5th 2015, 17:51:26

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by tellarion:

Yeah, Canada pretty much sucks.

Yep.
*High five*

Good thing the Canadian version of Earth 2025 does not suck :)

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Rasputin[ICN]

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Jul 5th 2015, 18:39:53

Originally posted by ssewellusmc:

Originally posted by tellarion:

Yeah, Canada pretty much sucks.

Also, while Americans were telling king George to fluff off, Canadians had to wait almost 200 years for independence because they didn't want to bayonet a few red coats in the face.

Um, I think you need to go to Senor Celphi's University of Math(SCuM).

USA =July 4th, 1776, Canada=July 1st, 1867, Last time is checked that's LESS that 100yrs difference. 90yrs and 362 days to be really exact

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Nerrus

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Jul 5th 2015, 18:56:13

Almost 200 years is ssewellusmc time, when converted to Earth time then it's 90yrs and 362 days to be really exact.

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elvesrus

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Jul 5th 2015, 18:59:29

I prefer the date September 3, 1783. without that day the paper signed 7 years ago might as well have been toilet paper.

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

ssewellusmc

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Jul 5th 2015, 19:16:53

Originally posted by Nerrus:

Almost 200 years is ssewellusmc time, when converted to Earth time then it's 90yrs and 362 days to be really exact.

Clearly fat fingered 100. Either way, real men fight, not wait 2 generations to wait it out.

Heston

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Jul 5th 2015, 19:37:51

Originally posted by ssewellusmc:

Originally posted by Nerrus:

Almost 200 years is ssewellusmc time, when converted to Earth time then it's 90yrs and 362 days to be really exact.

Clearly fat fingered 100. Either way, real men fight, not wait 2 generations to wait it out.

Lol. The French. Nuff said.

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Dissident

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Jul 5th 2015, 19:57:16

lol... you guys kill many redcoats in your time? i love it when people take credit for the work of century old dead strangers just because they share a geographical land mass. you just keep on being superior.... or also take credit for slavery and the slaying of countless native Americans. so ya... you can be proud of that history too.

ssewellusmc

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Jul 5th 2015, 20:03:28

Originally posted by Dissident:

No but our forefather we're men... nor flat chested women!

Dissident

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Jul 5th 2015, 20:45:31

my forefathers could put together coherent sentences.

ssewellusmc

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Jul 5th 2015, 21:40:27

Basement still flooded dis? You seem to be having your man period again.

drkprinc

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Jul 6th 2015, 2:42:47

the whole word is scurred of Canadia! we has biological mass weapons of war remember that ;) we kill you but leave your land undamaged :P

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Dissident

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Jul 6th 2015, 3:48:02

ssewerwater... do you even play team server? go back to your hole.

ssewellusmc

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Jul 6th 2015, 3:50:49

I play team... go find the hole in your basement that the water keeps getting into your basement.

braden

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Jul 6th 2015, 3:52:30

.. granur, son.. ?

Dissident

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Jul 6th 2015, 3:57:07

why do you keep talking about my flooded basement? there was a water break... like... let it go already.

you're an idiot.

ssewellusmc

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Jul 6th 2015, 4:30:22

Because it was your excuse for bing crabby in all of our prior interactions..

braden

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Jul 6th 2015, 4:55:20

we all know its auto correct, but it's still fluffing hilarious when he suggests we dun educ8 ourselves while he is uncapibul of properly typing beung.. or even worse incapeuhbul of bing crosby..

..

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Thunder

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Jul 6th 2015, 4:57:10

lol I understood every word of that

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braden

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Jul 6th 2015, 5:00:26

of course, we'll just presume you weren't educ8ed in osamas mooslim america

Thunder

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Jul 6th 2015, 5:04:25

My people are indigenous to this land. I am of the Sioux nation.

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braden

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Jul 6th 2015, 5:15:49

you looked chilly, i was to offer you the warmth of a blanket. but as a white adult male, i do see how my being here is offensive.

i apologize. no offer of warmth through a blanket. be cold, lest you call me bad names :(

Thunder

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Jul 6th 2015, 5:17:46

I don't like your secret smallpox attack. I choose to play surround the wagons and kill errbody.

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archaic

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Jul 6th 2015, 12:51:46

Wow, great job, here have some whiskey to celebrate.

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Thunder

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Jul 6th 2015, 13:05:44

how do you make an x ? I have some land

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Getafix

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Jul 6th 2015, 13:17:39

My forebears were indiginous to Britain, they were celts and they lived in Cornwall. My daughter has 3% Neanderthal DNA, that's in the 99th percentile.

I don't want to get started about nationalism. Basically, I have several nationalities and little or no patriotism towards any of them. What is "Canada" anyway? Who cares? Ask not what you can do for your country, but what can your country do for you.

archaic

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Jul 6th 2015, 13:23:45

Just sign here and I'll give you this big sack of pretty beads. Chicks dig beads.

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Thunder

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Jul 6th 2015, 13:42:41

now my regalia will be so pretty at the powwows. thank you for this sack of beads. enjoy your new land.

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archaic

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Jul 6th 2015, 14:47:26

Well, the Sioux nation are a great and powerful nation, but those fluffing Kiowa . . . if we were to deliver black powder, lead and muskets to the Sioux and it led to those pesky Kiowa getting driven into the desert - surely great songs would be sung about the Sioux forever.

By the way, have you seen any of this shiny yellow stuff, maybe in creek beds?

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braden

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Jul 6th 2015, 15:00:27

yellow and shiny? black hills, here we come !

Thunder

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Jul 6th 2015, 18:14:04

You shall not pass !!! onto the lands of the paha sapa. they are our sacred lands where we are closer to the creator. this yellow rock, it is valuable yes?

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elvesrus

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Jul 6th 2015, 19:02:05

Think I have some black hills gold around here somewhere.

COME AT ME BRO!

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

drkprinc

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Jul 6th 2015, 19:12:32

I prefer the wind dancing green bush :)

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Thunder

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Jul 6th 2015, 19:20:40

Ring, necklace, or watch?

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drkprinc

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Jul 6th 2015, 19:37:15

dried rolled and burning

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elvesrus

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Jul 6th 2015, 19:40:57

concentrate inside flower in a pipe.

but really the gold is one of those tourist things where its flakes in a vial.

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.