Team Talk Advice - Earth Empires Forum

Thunder

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May 12th 2015, 4:30:09

Dear Team Talk,

I'm an aging veteran of the game among a group of similar players. We've always participated in group activities, together. Today I am a little confused. I was the guy that got told what time the party was to start, only to show up and the party was over. I'll admit, I shouldn't be feeling the way I am right now. The activity was a great success and the objective was achieved. I just feel......left out. Having all these missles and nothing to use them on, when I had them warming up in their tubes ready for launch. So you see, I'm happy but also a bit sad. What should I do now?

Thunder

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Dissident

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May 12th 2015, 5:21:10

Suicide on your own team. Seems like the only option. Murder suicide

elvesrus

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May 12th 2015, 5:22:38

Originally posted by Dissident:

Suicide on your own team. Seems like the only option. Murder suicide

It really is quite fun :)

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

Thunder

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May 12th 2015, 8:02:12

But, wouldn't that defeat the purpose of team play?? I'd be doing it on my own.

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yylim80sss

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May 12th 2015, 9:02:47

Hmmm

Dissident

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May 12th 2015, 10:34:19

Just because we had sex without you, doesnt mean we dont love you. I mean... i can go again...

Link

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May 12th 2015, 18:59:30

/me humps thunder

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mrford

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May 12th 2015, 22:23:43

Penis

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Thunder

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May 13th 2015, 2:38:24

thanks, you've all been very helpful

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mac23

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May 13th 2015, 12:10:25

drink all the beer!

archaic

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May 13th 2015, 13:06:08

Being the only sober guy standing at the end of a party pretty much ensures you have your choice of drunk girls to take home.

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braden

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May 13th 2015, 22:14:21

flunitrazepam'll get you home and in bed by nine thirty. who has the energy to wait for these high school parties to end? around twelve thirty, one am, the fluffing kids these days.

Getafix

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May 14th 2015, 2:07:44

Don't drink beer with braden, he's got date rape drugs. Floozytrazepam!

braden

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May 14th 2015, 13:09:08

i ask them if they like to get wet. if they say yes then we smoke pcp- if they say no, however, more subtle routes need be explored.

(double entendre.. ?)

Thunder

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May 14th 2015, 13:50:43

subtle as in "don't tell 'em" ?

Thunder
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mrford

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May 14th 2015, 13:58:51

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Thunder

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May 14th 2015, 14:03:59

Is that how they got you? "does my penis taste like sugar to you?" haha j/k....maybe?

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braden

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May 14th 2015, 14:11:04

that is one of the joys, you can tell them anything. free therapy. theyll never remember; its very cathartic.

archaic

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May 14th 2015, 15:52:03

Dear Thunder;

I hope this thread has progressed in a direction that is to your liking. We too are a "group of aging veterans" who like to do things together. That is why we have decided to collectively hijack this thread and turn it into a date-rape how-to discussion.

If this is not what you intended, please choose a different hijacking subject from the list below and we will take your suggestion under consideration.

A) 1=.999999
B) Global warming in a LIE!
C) fluff is over rated
D) Pie
E) All mods are Nazis
F) fluff Marshal says

We appreciate your contribution to the Team Server Forums and we look forward to our future mutual endeavors.

Sincerely,
the Team Regiment Of Linguistic Looters and Extreme Debators

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braden

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May 14th 2015, 16:31:44

can we please do #fluffmarshalsays ?

Getafix

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May 14th 2015, 17:01:48

Extreme master debators, in fact

mac23

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May 14th 2015, 17:25:40

ROFL@Getafix!

archaic, I'll take fluff Marshal says for 1000 bushels please.

Thunder

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May 14th 2015, 18:01:15

I'm kinda liking the turn this has taken. Let's just run with it and see where it goes.

Thunder
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mrford

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May 14th 2015, 18:03:06

may our children have rich fathers and beautiful mothers!

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

archaic

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May 14th 2015, 18:22:34

The TROLLED selection committee is currently reviewing topic options and suggestions, your Patience is appreciated.

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Marshal

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May 14th 2015, 19:25:43

what fluff i've posted on team talk lately?

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

braden

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May 14th 2015, 21:01:49

Originally posted by Marshal:

what fluff i've posted on team talk lately?

#fluffmarshalsays

mrford

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May 14th 2015, 21:11:22

Sometimes marshal says things, but sometimes he doesnt.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

braden

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May 14th 2015, 22:03:35

the sky is blue unless youre colour blind, then only you can tell us what colour it is.

braden

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May 14th 2015, 22:04:07

for braden colour has a u, for ford it doesnt.

braden

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May 14th 2015, 22:06:02

i type with my fingers unless im on a phone, then i type with my thumbs only.

braden

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May 14th 2015, 22:07:30

im only not helpful when i post and it doesnt help anyone

elvesrus

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May 14th 2015, 22:38:37

t9 is the best

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

braden

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May 14th 2015, 22:48:42

unless you like t2:jd better, then t1000 is best

(i'm really nailing this whole #fluffmarshalsays thing)

Dissident

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May 15th 2015, 1:08:01

Pen 15

archaic

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May 15th 2015, 4:14:33

DSL was always a lot faster than dial up

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Thunder

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May 16th 2015, 1:24:43

Always thought scary spice wasn't so scary

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Link

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May 16th 2015, 1:32:07

this thread got pretty awesome

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Thunder

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May 16th 2015, 1:36:03

Read the sig Link, awesome is what I do :P

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Marshal

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May 16th 2015, 10:24:18

oh shush you n00bunder.

Dissident

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May 16th 2015, 10:38:11

i clip my finger nails so i don't cut my butthole while showering.

Link

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May 16th 2015, 15:20:43

thats pretty smart.

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Marshal

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May 16th 2015, 15:41:27

don't you yankees and canucks use sponge?

braden

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May 16th 2015, 17:11:57

bar of soap, tepid water and some meth- how man was meant to cleanse himself.

Dissident

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May 16th 2015, 18:31:23

Shark liver oil ointment

mac23

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May 16th 2015, 19:11:10

I would attempt to look for my bungholio to wash it, but I probably couldn't find it.....

archaic

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May 17th 2015, 6:22:50

Use both hands, a flashlight helps also . . .

no braden a flAshlight, not a flEshlight - wrong hole

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Thunder

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May 17th 2015, 11:51:19

loss of weight so your hands can reach...

Thunder
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archaic

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May 21st 2015, 18:13:36

If first base was the only base, would it still be first base?

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braden

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May 21st 2015, 18:19:44

first base is hand holding. stealing second is hand holding in public. second base is under the shirt but above the bra. stealing third is hand under bra with no shirt on. third base is eating in front of one another. stealing home is eating in private with no shirts on (but yes pants)
home base is prematurely ejaculating in said pants.

.. it turns out im not very good at this whole sex thing.. :(