To all those clans scared of FBI and RD. Dont be scared any longer Stand up for your selfs today and Help kill off the scum of TEAM SERVER. FBI and RD are trying to run this server as there personal play ground with there crazy little policies. Dont let them do it anymore Fight for what you believe in and Help kill them.

You will get payed in Farmland.

Join FBI!

PM me!

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

I'll join whichever side has the most women.

We got four!

Beat that hellrush!

Oh and they love being abused!

You run along now, little boy, or RM will farm your pimple-covered ass.


Assassin
RM FA

SLAGPIT IS JOINING FBI!!!

I go do some work for 1 hour, and now I am at war with half of team, this sucks, lol.

if your on hellrush's side more like at war with 75% of Team.

*You're

Hmm...

Death By FBI... nope doesnt work sorry.
Death By RD... nope doesnt work either...

Something is clearly wrong here!!

Death By De1i

Well about 400 hits and counting, lol

Confirmed!

double confirmed!

Hmm, my turns are regenerating as fast as you are killing me, try harder :P

I forgot we were supposed to be doing this.

All I can say is bring it, Im waiting :D

DAMNIT! Almost cherry picked it.

Number of attacks/defends: 792

And that was my netter, you fellows aren't gonna like my next country ;)

ya, we know. Your next country is gonna be so small we can't hit it. And when it gets big enough to hit, it's dead.

Keep practicing those restarts. Get used to it.

Funny guy.
Talking big about taking over a hundred missiles, and 700 attacks on top of that to kill someone who was netting (with 9 seperate tags worth of countries attacking btw).

Glad you are good at killing restarts, shows you are good at something :)

How is someone smart enough to manipulate stats in his favor (congrats you stonewalled FBI yesterday) dumb enough to follow Hellrush from server to server?

Always a delight talking to you folks.

First of all I am not following anyone, HR did ask me to make a country in team, I decided to try it out, didn't realise there was a team boards even until today, otherwise I might have stopped him from posting, lol.

Sure you guys got the drop on me this time, me not being to team before, or knowing anything about it for that matter, but easy targets only come once.

YAY!
Death By De1i!

Yes that will clearly work!

De1i may kill you all! He has my blessing!

/ViLSE

"didn't realise there was a team boards even until today"

If you can see the Free For All Talk board... you should be able to see this board even if you are partially blind.

You would think so, but no, I just click FFA and go in, I don't even know what all the game types are cause I just ignored the rest :P

But if that is the best shot you can come up with perhaps you should go and practice in the mirror, cause it was pretty lame.... wait I got the perfect comeback insult!

Noooooooo..... YOU are blind!!!!!!

So there. Don't worry, Im sure you will get smarter eventually :)

Death by Detmer??? =(

love by detmer?

Always. The two are actually closely related.

Yeah!!

Death By Detmer also works!

Love By Detmer just sounds kinky and is not allowed under any circumstances!!!
:)

/ViLSE

what is the issue with FBI? RD I get it, the whole kill thing, but FBI.. im not sure?

FBI = RDjr is there anymore to unstand why RDjr is apart of this.

Weren't you using multiple tags and alliances with others to enforce BS policies when team first started?

He also cried for mommy and ditched all his cross tag retaling allies once he got pillaged the set after (not sure what happened after that as I went into retirement again after that).

Ha ha. So let me get this straight. You get into a war with us. Then declare on both RD and FBI for 5 years.

And we are RDjr because.....

Craziest deductive reasoning conclusion I have seen. I don't "unstand" where you get this stuff.

my suggestion of bringing back rdjr was shot down quite emphatically.

if they went ahead and did it with fbi i believe i'm owed an apology!

wait wait....zen is now under our authoritay? get the man an apron and a duster

Im not quite sure what you fellows are trying to get at, but is it possible you think that Prom is not a good FA?

That is a very good question.

Prom is a very good FA in regards to FBI. He is probably not a good FA for his alliance.

Let me splain

FBI are actually a nice group of people. Had an FA approached us in a professional manner none of this happens...which is good for you but sucks for us. We prefer an FA who throws raw meat into the lions den like Pron did. He further agitated the situation by dragging RD into this. That was an even worse.

Does that help answer your question?

Prom is a gentleman and a philosopher, you petty mortals just don't seem to realise this, as you fail to rise above your petty squabbles and roll around in the decaying mud of anarchy.

He has been watching our internal strife, Ravi. I forgot to give you my report while you were away. By "away" I mean, pleasuring all the women in New England. Which I know you aren't a part of, but sometimes you have to feed a dog a bone. So let me explain what Kill4 is trying to say, if I am not mistaken.

It all started when Detmer decided that Gogy wasn't going to be let off for his two grabs early in the set.

So of course this sparked off Trife into demanding equal opportunity pay for his kind. You know. The guys that float on thin air.

Well apparently his request for a raise went unnoticed. So he went about picketing my country. By any means necessary. Which involved acreage lost on both sides.

In the midst of this union battle, Ghall decided that someone who asked for more defends was going to get his request. When asked why would he go outside of the comforting arms of the FBI membership, he replied with simply "I likes me some land". Mayhap not verbatim. But dang near close.

Meanwhile we had Tisya fiending for some action. So she got on board with the Trife wagon. Though he doesn't swing that way, apparently he has a soft spot for little hot asian girls. Which led to some missile penetration. Trife being on the receiving end.

Meanwhile, in defense of Gogy, I took it upon myself to retaliate against Detmer. Not for any other reason then I like me some Croats. Detmer actually was pleased by my mini-rebellion and convinced me that he merely was being the necessary evil for the greater good. I still don't have any idea what he is talking about. So I just continued coloring my pictures. Yes, in the lines and everything!

Finally, and I hope this isn't a disappointing ending to the excitement that had come before this moment. KL, being drunk as usual, decided to randomly missile some kind of knight rider. I think it was David Hasselhoff. Which was strange, because I had no idea that the finns and the germans didn't get along. As we all know that the DH is in fact the leader of zi Germans.

And then Shammy woke up after being headbutted by a deer. Or so he claims. I am going to go with him being raped by a couple of heavy set women after they pumped him full of cheap wine. Wine, because he is classy.

Please do tell Assassin that we are all very sorry and we will stop this foolishness. He was very upset about his netgaining set being put to a short halt.

I hope this finds you well.

Your faithful servant,

ZEN

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF ASSASSIN!?!?!?!

lol, the shammy part is the best

DONT BE MAD AT ME SHAMMEY

Thanks Zen, I'm at work so I didn't have the time to type it up myself.

Screw that, I hate wine, it was Old Milwaukee.

See that report kiddies? That is top notch stuff. That is why FBI is a powerhouse of an alliance. I am away for the day and had little idea what was going on. After Zen's report I am totally up to date.

I am not even worthy to associate with the likes of Zen, Shammy, Detmer, Trife, Ghall, KL and the lovely Tisya. I am honored to be in the same alliance as they are.

I too must apologize to Assassin for not being able to netgain. He hates war more than anyone on this server. I feel your pain my friend.

Ravi

We should bake Assassin a cake with a woman inside, I am sure he would love it!

Wait... do you bake it with her inside, or... are those not real cakes? I don't think I understand how baking works, because I am a man.

Not that it matters, I'm gonna kill you all anyway, DEATH TO EVERYONE!!!

RAWRRRR!!

I am glad I was not the only one wondering that... I feel like you bake it first and then eat a hole for the woman to get in... but maybe it is just something like the jews where you leave it in the sun and you hve a woman cke.

thank you detmer, i appreciate that someone cares. sometimes i feel like ivan is the only person in the entire earth community who understands how precious my netgaining is to me.