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Apr 19th 2023, 7:30:35

hmm
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Apr 13th 2023, 19:28:57

Originally posted by crest23:
Elves is a douche on every server.

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Apr 13th 2023, 18:32:19

Originally posted by myerr21:
Originally posted by elvesrus:
These have nothing on the very secret diaries

https://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/index.html


I just read some of that, and uhhhh.... I hate you now.


You're welcome
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Apr 13th 2023, 17:50:54

These have nothing on the very secret diaries

https://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/index.html
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Apr 13th 2023, 16:04:05

swear I'll change the shoe on the fake foot one of these days
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Apr 13th 2023, 14:32:05

I have an interesting country name in mind for next set. Just do me a favor and have fun with the last word in it if there's a change :)
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Apr 13th 2023, 13:06:49

blaming various substances usually works as a good excuse around here.
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Apr 13th 2023, 12:40:58

Originally posted by allbymyself87:
Odd, I thought game mods are not supposed to play in the server that they mod to avoid conflicts of interests?


getting someone to uncheck a box is hard
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Apr 13th 2023, 12:12:57

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
were you not a friend of an admin; i thought you played in LaF recently?

either way max out your warefare tech

*Warfare

Also, by that first logic, which is getting old, everyone must be a friend of an admin. 🙄


I like to think I am to a small degree, but I would never assume, play the card, or brag about it.
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Apr 13th 2023, 11:56:11

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Excellent news. Glory to imag and if you doing this for Duff than welcome to the side of the good guys and let’s avenge his fallen country!

Unless you netting of course in which case you better pact the axis of evil LaF and their goons

Netting? 😂😂😂
Just for that comment.... You are first on the list .


Watch out, he could claim cross server decade old grudges saying I had that idea. Just seems like the current trend ;)
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Apr 13th 2023, 11:26:55

Originally posted by Suicidal:
Duff, we as old dudes, we can agree that this is just a game. That being said, bringing back iMag is like bringing back a bad disease.
I fear that as the disease grows, EE will gather forces to keep it under control or totally eliminate it.


Don't threaten me with a good time ;)
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Apr 13th 2023, 3:00:16

Probably safe to say alien recipes are more than welcome.
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Apr 12th 2023, 2:33:04

Permission to show up with a country?
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Apr 4th 2023, 16:32:32

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by elvesrus:
I'm surprised some of mine were never changed. One of these days I might find the line, but that would require playing and I don't know which set of drama to attack ingame.


Come play primary elf, it's like the breakfast club of earth empires.....you could be the hot chick :P


I'm assuming you mean Allison, because we all know Braden is Claire :P
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Apr 4th 2023, 14:19:10

I'm surprised some of mine were never changed. One of these days I might find the line, but that would require playing and I don't know which set of drama to attack ingame.
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Apr 4th 2023, 14:10:23

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by g0nz0:
Originally posted by BlueCow:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by BlueCow:
Originally posted by galleri:
All the chats in your discord ;)


If you think releasing the chats in our discord is on par with releasing information only mods can see to players in your alliance. I say have at it.


prove it or stfu whiny baby.


Thats what I thought. Ya'll just keep saying the same thing over and over, without any evidence of it. You're like fox news, except the only audience buying your fluff are the people on the air. Symbolic is Tucker, Superfly is Rush Limbaugh, Demon is one of the Murdochs, Coalie is Hannity. And ya'll just keep spouting these ridiculous conspiracy theories and then pat each other on the back acting like you're doing something.



Let's pretend for a minute Gerdler and the rest of the mods were corrupt. Guess what? You can't do sh!t about it, obviously. So be like cat and bounce, or stfu and deal with it.


You do know she had a country purpled for releasing info to members of her clan that only game mods should know right?


A moderator was caught sharing privileged information with their clan leadership? Did I read that correctly? Those are some salacious comments. Care to elaborate?

I actually did not share with clan leadership.
Shame the mod that screenshotted the one first post from the mod board didn't share the rest of the convo.
When you all want to share with the admin team which mod did it. I will further discuss the situation.
Then I will share a personal chat of a game dev that is no longer a game dev (not Bug) claiming he looked up countries. 🤔 Spicy Spicy Spicy.


Can't be Turtle Crawler because a lot of his dirty laundry is already here on AT ;)
Is it the one I may have heard something about offline about a decade back?

Sorry boys, but I don't share things without being asked that isn't public knowledge.
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Apr 4th 2023, 13:27:55

Originally posted by g0nz0:
Originally posted by BlueCow:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by BlueCow:
Originally posted by galleri:
All the chats in your discord ;)


If you think releasing the chats in our discord is on par with releasing information only mods can see to players in your alliance. I say have at it.


prove it or stfu whiny baby.


Thats what I thought. Ya'll just keep saying the same thing over and over, without any evidence of it. You're like fox news, except the only audience buying your fluff are the people on the air. Symbolic is Tucker, Superfly is Rush Limbaugh, Demon is one of the Murdochs, Coalie is Hannity. And ya'll just keep spouting these ridiculous conspiracy theories and then pat each other on the back acting like you're doing something.



Let's pretend for a minute Gerdler and the rest of the mods were corrupt. Guess what? You can't do sh!t about it, obviously. So be like cat and bounce, or stfu and deal with it.


You do know she had a country purpled for releasing info to members of her clan that only game mods should know right?


A moderator was caught sharing privileged information with their clan leadership? Did I read that correctly? Those are some salacious comments. Care to elaborate?


Definitely wasn't this country https://earthempires.com/alliance/36/ranks/539
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Apr 4th 2023, 12:50:35

(when you can say something all the mods likely agree with but would get in trouble for saying themselves)
Originally posted by crest23:
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Apr 4th 2023, 12:13:11

Originally posted by BlueCow:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by BlueCow:
Originally posted by galleri:
All the chats in your discord ;)


If you think releasing the chats in our discord is on par with releasing information only mods can see to players in your alliance. I say have at it.


prove it or stfu whiny baby.


Thats what I thought. Ya'll just keep saying the same thing over and over, without any evidence of it. You're like fox news, except the only audience buying your fluff are the people on the air. Symbolic is Tucker, Superfly is Rush Limbaugh, Demon is one of the Murdochs, Coalie is Hannity. And ya'll just keep spouting these ridiculous conspiracy theories and then pat each other on the back acting like you're doing something.



Let's pretend for a minute Gerdler and the rest of the mods were corrupt. Guess what? You can't do sh!t about it, obviously. So be like cat and bounce, or stfu and deal with it.


You do know she had a country purpled for releasing info to members of her clan that only game mods should know right?


How many tags have current members, or heaven forbid leaders, who have cheated in the past? Just trying to point out everyone has some skeletons.
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Apr 4th 2023, 5:51:28

Originally posted by Primeval:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
I'm getting tired of threads being deleted when thread deletions is brought up, who's the tyrant on a power ride?


The last thread deleted was March 25th and it was sex toy advertisement spam. Calm down Frances.


I see some things never change ;)
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Apr 4th 2023, 5:12:25

sending people at war FA has always been an indirect declaration of war. pacts enforce steps to resolve the issue peacefully. without a pact all options of contact are fair game, war being a form of contact, while having a pact gives a framework of what to do and what to expect.

disclaimer: I have no dog in this fight, and don't even play on this server if I did.
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Apr 4th 2023, 4:37:18

Originally posted by Matrolen:
Asking for a bit of clarification here:

FA'ing an enemy country (LaF's enemy) in a war you are not involved in is grounds for repayment/consequences according to uNAPs, specifically LaF's uNAP, is this correct? I think I remember this when reading the uNAP Gains sent me.

If this uNAP was broken or canceled by LaF, then it would basically allow Evo to send FA to any country and LaF to do the same without any consequence to either clan. Also read as, if LaF is canceling a pact that has those specifics in their uNAP and they initiated the termination, it must be known to LaF that they are ceasing to hold Evo accountable for FA to any country. At this point, if Evo assists a country that is at war with LaF with FA only, it would trigger some sort of FR communication that isn't necessarily written anywhere but should happen, right? The community must have a consensus on this as it seems like the right path to open up communications for these specifics and not necessarily be seen as an act of war and then FS.

This can also be read as Clan A and clan B or you can switch LaF for Evo and still hold true.

I understand there is much more context going on here and a lot of "he said she said". I'm only trying to collapse it for the sake of simplicity to seek clarification.


All a uNAP really does is take war away as an option for reps.
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Apr 4th 2023, 1:50:32

Originally posted by galleri:
This is to everyone:
From watching the last several months/years I have seen the chasing on all sides. This is not new and just becomes a "griefing" complaint when it gets too spicy. None of you are innocent.


What about those of us that haven't really been here for years outside the occasional hi?
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Apr 2nd 2023, 22:34:30

Originally posted by martian:
Originally posted by Nate:
Originally posted by martian:
No mods with mod access to alliance server do. Because if I did the fs would last maybe 30 seconds and all your countries would be renamed to fluff1, fluff2.. ect.
or maybe I would just rename the entire server to fluff1,fluff2,fluff3.. etc.

and since we won't be doing that.. here is a great and easy peanut butter cookie recipe:
1 cup peanut butter

1 cup white sugar

1 egg


mix and baked at 350F for 10 minutes, cool and eat
and make sure you sing C IS FOR COOKIE while doing it..

I hope this settles the issue.. if you have any further questions, please file a form 293-QR in tripplicate and CC it to the GRAND POOBAH
and then pang will come and hit me with pies... mmmm pies.

++martian


How well does that recipe skip the oven?

dough > cookies like pie > cake




Not bad. If you don't mind the raw egg and refrigerate.. but on the other hand you could just eat peanut butter right from the jar and it is almost the same:P





I put my PB on sourdough toast. Worth trying if you like them separate
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Apr 2nd 2023, 22:31:33

Originally posted by Requiem:
Reku: “I don't care”

Proceeds to post 5 times about the same thing. Yup.


Amount of care can easily change moment to moment
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Apr 2nd 2023, 21:44:33

Sorry I'm bad at these things, so

Originally posted by Link:
<3
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Apr 2nd 2023, 21:28:09

Originally posted by Vamps:
Originally posted by Hash:


PS: 90% of Bomb people are in this war, yet bomb has nthing to do with it.. ROFL!


Hey old friend, I'm not sure where you are getting your info, but "90% of Bomb" people quit the game when they were either sanctioned or banned. I'm the only one who came back this set, and that was mainly to say hi to some friends as I haven't played in over a year.

I'm surprised how worked up some people still get over this game. It's dead, there are more bots than players... anyone left is just wasting their time at this point lol.

You should all go find better games to play! They are everywhere!


<3
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Feb 27th 2023, 2:27:03

Originally posted by Penguinbeng:
sucky sucky?


5 dolla
Originally posted by crest23:
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Feb 26th 2023, 21:44:22

been about 8 for me, for actual pseudo caring to log in.
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Feb 26th 2023, 21:28:20

I like the low post count with the actual name :)
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Jul 7th 2020, 12:43:56

Originally posted by Red X:
I'm waiting for SoF to FS Mercs in defense of HR lol


but I dun wanna care
Originally posted by crest23:
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Jul 7th 2020, 12:37:58

Is it short for New Jersey Rockies?
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Jul 7th 2020, 12:36:54

Originally posted by iScode:
What's the going cost for a kill these days?


I tend to just need a finger pointed at a target. Doesn't hurt when the target points at himself
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Jul 7th 2020, 10:31:57

If the Giants have a 4.7% chance, anyone can make this year's postseason
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Jul 7th 2020, 10:08:44

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by The_Hawk:
One post. No new member status. Hmmm.

Doesn't need a new member status. It gets set up by mods now.


But what if I don't want to go through the hassle of asking a mod to let me post under my name while still wanting to post under my name?
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Jul 3rd 2020, 0:43:57

I'd be ok with going to Europe
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Jul 3rd 2020, 0:11:10

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by alien:
Every game will matter, as opposed to the 1620 games played normally. Won't have to save arms for the grind of the season. More innings in the game from badass starters, meaning less pitching changes. Could be a nice changeup, overall.


Good points, maybe more complete games for pitchers 👍


Nah, a lot more opener (traditionally 5th starter) and relief usage with a 4 man rotation per Zaidi and Kapler :p
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Jul 2nd 2020, 5:23:13

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:
Originally posted by elvesrus:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Yeah bro, go back to humping sheep :P

https://youtu.be/P9_mH82hBdc


Wrong video :p

Here's a hint for one of the 2 right ones that easily come to mind (could be more, just going off memory)

https://editorial01.shutterstock.com/...ck-editorial-5884769z.jpg


I'm going to need 5 minutes alone guys.


The interspecies erotica in Black Sheep is better ;)
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Jul 2nd 2020, 3:22:34

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Yeah bro, go back to humping sheep :P

https://youtu.be/P9_mH82hBdc


Wrong video :p

Here's a hint for one of the 2 right ones that easily come to mind (could be more, just going off memory)

https://editorial01.shutterstock.com/...ck-editorial-5884769z.jpg
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Jun 30th 2020, 19:36:23

Originally posted by braden:
Bonds helped Murca defeat the nazis you anti semite.

(Word play is fun)


Barry Lamar Bonds if you want to be exact :p
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Jun 30th 2020, 13:51:30

All I know is the World Series this year will have a bigger asterisk than the entire Bonds era
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Jun 29th 2020, 3:27:32

It was more of an 'I stopped reading because it just sounded dumb'. I prefer forever mediocre Everton anyway ;)
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Jun 27th 2020, 4:53:20

Originally posted by iScode:
Side note, im still fluffty with the govt letting Avatar workers in to make their fluffty movie during our lockdown :D


Part of the reason I didn't include LotR despite loving them and directed and adapted to screen by Kiwis. It was funded by Hollywood with a Hollywood crew. On the bright side you guys did get to declare yourselves Covid free, which is an accomplishment the US will likely never get to do :)

P.S. the sex scene in Black Sheep is still 11/10. Would use it as stimulation in a heartbeat.
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Jun 27th 2020, 1:01:18

I'm American and couldn't get past FC being spelled out
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Jun 25th 2020, 3:38:28

How about some top New Zealand films? It's a bit Jackson/Waititi heavy, but such is life

What We Do in the Shadows
Sleeping Dogs
Meet the Feebles
Braindead
Once Were Warriors
The Frighteners
Black Sheep (2006)
Eagle vs Shark
Housebound
Deathgasm
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Jun 25th 2020, 3:12:50

Originally posted by Real_Man:
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat


Lance Armstrong would like a word.
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Jun 24th 2020, 22:53:15

"The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries which result gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of public liberty."
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Jun 19th 2020, 20:36:57

I'll be a sissy and stick to Los Calientes
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Jun 19th 2020, 13:27:03

Originally posted by Cerberus:
Oh, sure, get rid of the cops, that'll solve the problem . BULLfluff, it will bring on the PURGE! Which is something the leftists want. The more chaos they can cause the more effective their pitch to "fix it" by slamming down a tyranny on the US. Remember this, you can vote socialism in, but you WILL have to shoot it out. Oh, oh, that's right, I forgot that the leftists and liberals are all forcibly going to take the populations weapons away since self-defense is "racist, islamophobic, or white supremacist" isn't it?


Can you do us all a favor and put down the Fox kool aid and don't replace it with OAN, breitbart, or any other nazi fluff?
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Jun 19th 2020, 0:19:59

I honestly wonder how much of that is due to our failed war on drugs.
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