Not when it involves Marshal. :p

Santa BigDog
Hump Hump Hump

Elves with Guns

Make Love, Not War

*goes off to hump Marshal*

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Tree Watering Expert

Before leaving you have to report to Big Dog's Shelter for Loose Women and ah...scoop the poop.

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Loving Pup...to Women Everywhere

Confirm...Boltar has been elevated to "Scooper of the Pooper in Big Dog's Kennel".

Congrats! Now, get to work...I feel some deposits coming on .

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Chili Eating Beer Guzzling Most Lovable Mutt

Banksie...Marshal...is that any way to treat family?

Come in...bring it in...group butt sniff.

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Banks and Marshal’s Family Member since 2019

Turns out that per DNA testing we. Are related!

Family !

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Patriarch of Banks and Marshal

Goofy! Fellow dog! Sup bro?

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
New Carpet Tester (Doggie butt drag division)

Ssssshhhh! Slayer your my alter ego in that other alliance that I am running multies in

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Marshal's True Daddy!

Marshal don't talk about your Daddy like that. You know I love you son!

Not my fault if I can't remember who your mom was.

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Marshal...I am...your father
Turn to the darkside...

Son!

Ah...which one are you again?

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Horny-ist Mutt Around

Yes, I have. And now I must confess my sins to the Earth world and let you know that I have been running multiple countries. Here is the list of them.

Admins please do the right thing...

KSF Forever X Rekuyukai (#260)
Lover of Corky Nipples (#225)
Savage Towers (#406)
The Cloaked since 1998 (#276)
Advocate of Peace (#146)
ItsAlongWayToTheTop (#212)
Ebert since 1998 (#300)
Bloody Red Screaming (#325)
Fear No Evil (#327)
another set (#373)

New Nation (#305)
Warren Buffett (#432)
Mr Gainsboro (#161)
Splittist (#234)
Tzuyu (#382)
Zelow where are you (#95)
Fatheads (#175)
Noita Nimod OFF (#352)
Needle in a Hempstack (#269)
Cptn Crunch (#207)

Furocity radio (#26)
2 And 2 Do Not Always Equal 4 (#6)
Sevz (#34)
The Cloaked since 1998 (#445)
Busted destock (#416)
Didnt make the jump (#238)
Advocate of Light (#414)
Land of the elfs (#413)
lazysoupiza (#459)
KSFforever (#428)

White Room (#409)
Asswaxing done from here (#89)
Chibua (#252)
I am Indestructable (#230)
Death By SNUSNU (#430)



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For all my old compadres in LaFamiglia!

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Banks Wife Favorite Pet

Try SoF

http://sof.earthgraphs.com/

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
World's Most Lovable Mutt

Hmmm...guess I'll give it a whirl and see. I liked the original. Always get a bit doubtful when Hollywood "re-does" and old movie I like. Just not the same.

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Ruthie's fluff Puppy

I am hesitating...wife wants to go. Any thoughts? Was it like the original movie?

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Feeling like Banks today...a bit gay

farmer! u growing any milk bone trees for your old pup of a friend?

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
SoF's Most Lovable Mutt

But we be way more lovable

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Marshal's Favorite Pooch

Everyone scrambles for their arrival
They blow into town stirring everything up
People get cranky as heck
They depart leaving a mess

Yup...God created hurricanes and probably model them after his own inlaws.

Congrats! Spoil the kid rotten. Teach her bad habits then give back to mom and dad.

My favorite is teaching them new phrases. Annoys the crap out of their parents. Muhahaha

*rolls over for Ruthie*

Hey babe, watcha doing?

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Ruthies fluff Puppy

So went into Kentucky Fried chicken and ordered two kids meals. Both with chicken legs and yogurt and milk.

Lady behind counters asked me "which side?"

I thought about it for the moment and replied in a very serious tone "it doesn't matter. left or right leg will be fine".

Needless to say, I sort of got laughed at.

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Sexiest Oblivious K9 Around.

LOL banks hugs a lot of things...trees...men...boys...etc.

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Still Cutier than Marshal

Careful joining them...Banks and LS are tree huggers now. And been known to hug one another from time to time!

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Still got my balls
...tennis, basketball, football, baseball, etc.

HF! Dude! Sup?

Few of us around. Smelly old Marshal in particular. I'm over in SoF annoying Helmet and company because...well...it's fun.

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Cutest Puppy in Game

Heard your expecting another kid? Well heck of a birthday present...oh...happy birthday


BigDog
Clowns with Dogs
Mangiest Curr around

*fluffs leg, waters down Cerby's food bowl*

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Sexiest Beastie in Earth

That's just me napping. Had to take a nap after having a romp with all those women.

So many of them...
Only one of me...
Need some O2 and Gatorade

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Marshal's Favorite K-9...really he love me...adores me...worships me

IRC Rules:

-Do not post in-game information that can only be retrieved by taking an in-game turn (This means no spy ops, no military breaks, no attacking results etc) in the news rooms or #earthempires.

So I can't post the naked pictures of Banks? Man, there goes the comedy thread...

-Do not say racist and or degenerating posts/threads about different cultures or beliefs.

Dale Earnhardt was a bad arse driver (racist remark) and never cared for Ellen DeGeneres's show or her movies (de-generating)

-Mass swearing is a no go.

Ok, everyone repeat after me: We promise to obey all of BigDog's rules and play nicely in Earth while spamming the crap out of each other's country, so help me Dog. <== Mass Swearing...In

-No spamming in the news channels

But how we suppose to spread the news about all the new SPAM products? SPAM lite, Turkey Spam, Garlic Spam, BBQ Spam, etc?

-Be respectful at all times.

Honestly, I was just rinsing off people's shoes...yes my leg was fluffed.

-MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL!! IN CASE OF DOUBT THE MODS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

But BigDog is righter!

-Don't be a pest

I don't have any...just head a flea and tick bath this past Saturday

-Do not question the mod on rules, again see the part that mods are always right.

See the part where BigDog is righter!



BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Sex Slave to Thousands of Women

*SPLAT*

You looked and you fell for it. Don't blame me.

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Universal Mascot

Clowns with Guns

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Universal Mascot to Everyone

Shweezy has good tastes in shows.

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Hide your daughters when I come to town!

Marshal don't have any fleas...at the moment.

Ruthie tricked me into getting into a tub saying she'd be there in a minute and turned out to be a flea dip.

Evil women...got to got to love em!

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Flea Free...and so is the Sex

Only about 80% of the retirees who have internet access follow Q...

Unless your talking about the character from Star Trek then it's more like 90% of players in this game.

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Father to Banks' Kids

RFLMAO Good One

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
In it for the belly rubs...

The show...not what Banks is been telling you guys in the member's forum (not that he has anything BIG to BANG with).

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Mascot and Favorite Pup of Alliances Everywhere

Hey congrats on having a little girl!

And get her a puppy!

*wags tail*

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Kids Rule, Marshal Drools

Marshal your jealous because your cruzin the old folks homes with pudding pops isn't paying off.

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Sex Toy of Women Worldwide

Naw glitch of some sort with the site.

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Ringmaster for Life
Always Horny
Women Adored

Thanks! Have a good 4th and a safe one. Don't get your wife pregnant. :-)

Thanks! Have a good 4th and a safe one. Don't get your wife pregnant. :-)

got *SPLAT* *SPLAT**SPLAT**SPLAT**SPLAT**SPLAT**SPLAT**SPLAT**SPLAT**SPLAT**SPLAT*

Special made cream pies by your's truly

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
True Father to Banks' Kids as well as many more

Marshal that would be 3 of 5 legs in the grave...

ArrrrrrrooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Favorite Sex Toy of Women Everywhere

Marshal I'm not "old". I'm "vintage".

ArrrooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Favorite Sex Toy of Women Everywhere

speak for yourself...I'm not "old"...I am well seasoned.

BigDog
Clowns with Guns
Banks Wife's Sex Toy

Pfffttt. Shock collars around my neck don’t phase me. Just another kinky toy women use on me.

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
50 Shades of Pie

Marshal...there's aways legs to hump. And if no legs...well doggie style baby!

Banks you still upset about that whole guacamole thing in Mexico? I didn't know Jose Ceurvo was gonna do that to you after you losing that tequila drinking contest.

Last I daw iScode was tied to someones bed. Ruthie maybe?

*scratches behind ear, shakes head*

Hrmmmph. Nothing much here

*farts and walks away*

wtf? Where am I on the list?

*rolls over*