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May 25th 2021, 1:44:13

M C U N 5 3 T W Z 2 P 7 S 0 R G 1 I B V 8 Y F 6 4 D

Now you have a perfectly usable randomly generated cipher key if you ever need one

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May 21st 2021, 0:08:23

I talked to him a couple of moinths ago, but its been a while. I'll holler at him tonight
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May 16th 2021, 15:48:17

Originally posted by Solaria Disturbed:
Why must I do this


Hell if I know. I'm so looking for to next set when they do away with Team server so I can finally quit this stupid game for good.
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May 12th 2021, 23:29:37

Thats some serious quality time right there
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May 10th 2021, 19:27:18

I met Coolio this weekend. strange
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May 1st 2021, 14:57:08

I should have taken a warmer shower . . .
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Apr 28th 2021, 0:40:15

I'm always happy to see Villains pick up a win, the best crew on any server
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Apr 26th 2021, 15:44:29

Originally posted by ZEN:


We found your implants the first week.



Wait, are you saying that Gains boobs aren't real??
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Apr 26th 2021, 13:08:05

Lol, they went out with a sniffle.

Oh look, chevs is gone.
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Apr 25th 2021, 18:44:05

Originally posted by galleri:
Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, & he maded the skiez & da earths, but he no eated it.
The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stufs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
& Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? & lite wuz.
& Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stufs, & seperatered the lite form dark & stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark & not tripz ovr nethin.


Finally a religion I can get behind
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Apr 23rd 2021, 19:59:32

Season 2? I see some of y'all ain't been around. That fluff has been playing since drive in theaters
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Apr 19th 2021, 18:39:18

The middle school homophobia on AT is sad and pathetic in a comically ironic way. A bunch of pale chubby basement dwellers who can't even find their own tiny pp insulting each other about sexuality . . .
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Apr 19th 2021, 2:51:27

Yes because collusion never happens on those servers ever. Besides, I only ever play on Team anyway and SF and I are on the same team as often as not. Like I said, we good, I'm not serious enough about this game to worry about stuff like that. As long as nobody hurts my friends I really DGAF. Besides, this server will be gone in a couple of months and I'll probably go out with it.
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Apr 19th 2021, 0:44:26

Nah, we good man. I've always liked you enough for free I don't need to get paid to like you
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Apr 18th 2021, 13:59:50

Originally posted by SuperFly:

I heard that bad4u tag actually likes me more than you now days.


I think that is pretty much the consensus for most tags for pretty much everybody, I don't know why I like you like I do but its true.





(even though you tried to nuke me after I destocked last set you poog)
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Apr 18th 2021, 0:00:15

Well, this thread made a miraculous recovery and has now unlocked the merit achievement
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Apr 16th 2021, 17:49:58

I am impressed at how you have single handedly become the weedy lifetime kill leader in under 13 hours, doubling the previous record.
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Apr 16th 2021, 16:06:23

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Apr 13th 2021, 2:39:07

I miss Detmer, I even miss TAN. The drunk posting in PDM was a level of fluffpoasting that required PDM to install its own sewer plant
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Apr 12th 2021, 0:15:50

The garden is all in, the chickens are done molting so eggs are back, work is picking up and all I have to do these days is watch other people work. Empty nest countdown is at 16 months and about 2 weeks. Hopefully.
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Apr 11th 2021, 15:53:27

I once did everything right only to realize that instead of building MBs, I'd actually built 100 labs. No wonder selling @ $35 was so easy.
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Apr 11th 2021, 1:43:18

Ah yeah, Chevs shows up and an otherwise fun thread instantly turns into pure cancer. Chevs could make cholera worse just by showing up.

Serious question chevs, in your entire life has ANYONE ever been glad to see you?

The Chevs theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xmRWj7gJEU
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Apr 9th 2021, 0:54:46

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:
Gainsboro ordered me to be nice to you Darkling, I wasn't aware I was being mean. I'm the one who reached out to you in friendship and you verbally murdered me. I'm dumbfounded..


This isn't even the real chaz, just some dumb nugget with an alt
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Apr 7th 2021, 17:43:13

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Requiem:
I'm not even sure what this is about at this point, but the game is fundamentally flawed from the foundation. You can try to patch it up, but because this is just a copy of Mehuls' game, it inherited flaws.


This game has always been the internet's red headed step child.....


Two time webby award winning red headed step child you peasant
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Apr 5th 2021, 23:56:13

Gonzaga didn't really play like crap though, they shot 59% from the field and only had 10 turnovers. They got out rebounded but they usually do. Mostly the bruins just played out of their minds and hung shot for shot with them.

This is the first time in a long time where we know that the actual two best teams both made the final. This game has been brewing for 2 years.
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Apr 5th 2021, 23:52:07

Originally posted by v1per:
Originally posted by archaic:
Jesus fluffing christ on a popsicle stick, I think I got cancer just from reading this thread. Its like watching a bunch of autistic kids trying to give each other enemas . . .



Just curious...have you witnessed that before?


You're not going to kink shame me are you?
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Apr 5th 2021, 20:46:28

Jesus fluffing christ on a popsicle stick, I think I got cancer just from reading this thread. Its like watching a bunch of autistic kids trying to give each other enemas . . .

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Apr 3rd 2021, 19:37:40

Originally posted by BoomSchitk:
#1 Karnage I would not want you on a team with me if paid!!!
#2 see answer #1~~~~
#3 I would rather not play at all if dealing with the bs the community gives to me.
#4 see #3
#5 I beat ashe netting one set team only one in bad to ever do it. dont care!!!
#6 you all suck see the #5 dont care!!!


Can't possibly be zach, he counted all the way to 6
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Mar 31st 2021, 0:42:06

Originally posted by Gerdler:
Keep in mind that LaF deliberately farmed dozens of those tags out of existence for over a decade in spite of pleas from the community to stop the abuse because it served our purpose . . .


Fixed that for you
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Mar 30th 2021, 19:38:17

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
I mean. I just dont want anyone to be confused about why I'm farming 100k acre countries and trying to time it when their stock is home.

It's always been a game of risk/reward, and I have a sneaking suspicion casual players wont make the mistake of hitting me back. You all have more sense than a robot.


That kind of play will never get you a top ten finish though, if you're not actually trying to win then you're obviously just trying to keep others from winning. So I just want to clarify that you're staying that your tag will endorse you refusing to accept retals?
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Mar 29th 2021, 22:07:20

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Having defense in a war and a real good build has been totally pointless for longer than I can remember. Only activity and walling wins wars. I dont teach people how to build good countries in mercs. I teach them how to get andchat or irccloud and set up mobile highlights because it is literally all that matters. Whoever has the most people on for the 30 seconds they need to be on wins.


+1

Its just as true about retals. Whenever I hear somebody talking about "neTtErs NevEr CaRRy anY deFenSe, ThEy deSerVe to bE tOPfEd" I know I'm dealing with a real genius with a deep understanding of the game. The only reason to carry any defense is to be a slightly less appealing target for suiciders than your neighbor. Whenever some glue eating cretin that can't even stock the shelves at the Piggly Wiggly, much less stock bushels decides he's going to grab your well oiled 80k acre stocking machine with is 11k acre dict rainbow, it doesn't matter if you have 50M turrets, he's going to break you. If he's in a tag big enough to ruin your tags netting set - congratulations, you've just discovered griefing 101.
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Mar 28th 2021, 22:03:14

Originally posted by mrcuban:
can't count archaic he is just a fan of mine ( he has the issue not me)


since you quit stealing tags I could not care less about you. A bit of advice though, recall and resell your bushels EVERY time you log out
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Mar 28th 2021, 19:06:15

Originally posted by Slagpit:
My philosophy for improving warring right now is to get more players into the game.


Well, when you feel like you're closer to being there - I still have a lot of pre-Boxcar email addresses for you.
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Mar 28th 2021, 18:45:18

Originally posted by Slagpit:
I can't offer any immediate relief (although that was covered by Requiem), but I would ask you to read through this thread before quitting: https://www.earthempires.com/...development-roadmap-49938


The very first thing you should do is eliminate the ability to spam the 'Send Attack' button. When players can hand spam attacks faster than a bot war becomes nothing more than who can shoot first. 30 second kill runs with only 5-6 attackers are pure cancer.
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Mar 28th 2021, 18:39:53

Originally posted by Requiem:
People can change. The fault of your statement, in my opinion, is that you place the blame on the player, not the developer. It would be best if you didn't blame players for playing the game as designed.


The developers did not create Eug, Candy, TC, Ivan, Xyle, Silver, Copper etc. - those were people who put winning above the game and were willing to do whatever it took (including cheating) to not only win but to eliminate any competition. The whole "we're just playing within the bounds of the game" argument that Don Marshall/H4xor (another blatant cheat) used to spout while farming small tags out of existence rings pretty hollow in a graveyard.

I love warring, well - I used to. When the really great wars happened, they went on for a set or two and then folks moved on and politics changed (even TIL and SLIT only lasted a few sets each). Now it always devolves to set after set after set of grudge wars that leave everyone exhausted. I cannot make anyone net, but anyone can make me war - that has been the problem on this server since day one. When somebody like Derrick decides that no matter how many times the same fight has been fought - its going to get fought all over again next set, this is where we end up.

Derrick did finally change, but not until after Elders had driven numerous players off the server and he had nobody left to play with. I changed too - I quit playing this server 6 years ago.
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Mar 28th 2021, 17:27:21

Originally posted by Chevs:
Unfortunately the game has been catered to the 1 percent of nerd virgin players rather than the masses/casuals for a very very long time.


From a guy that has made some of the dumbest comments ever heard on these boards, this one stands out as a particularly stupid comment. Chevs was one of about a dozen or so players that were instrumental in methodically, deliberately driving off about half of the players in the game with blatant cheating and endless OOP wars. Then a couple of years later Derrick and Co. come along and Elders reboots the endless pointless war set after set after set and drove off even more players.

Everybody whines that warring has been eliminated from the game but every time these same players started warring in the past they dragged it on for year long grudge wars that left the game a wasteland. Slagpit is wasting his time trying to revive a charred corpse still being gnawed on by we few dozen sad hungry maggots that are still fighting over the scraps.

Welcome fluffing back Chevs
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Mar 22nd 2021, 11:20:34

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Mar 19th 2021, 22:45:05

Has anyone checked to see if they fled back to TEQ? Thats always been their safe space . . .
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Mar 13th 2021, 21:39:04

If I'd known there wouldn't be a single one I probably would have made a country this set just to sell you nerds the weapons of your destruction.
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Mar 12th 2021, 23:31:11

War on Team has always been broken, way too many turns for a 5 v 5 war. If you have a well oiled team that gets everybody online with 186 turns each, the war is effectively over right there. Now CWG has obviously never been a well oiled machine, but they are once again paying the price way too early in the war due to a poorly designed server.

2 TPH with 100(100) with smaller bonus turns would make wars a lot more of a contest on Team
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Mar 12th 2021, 2:11:02

Originally posted by GASCONADE:
Forum would be better if it’s patrons and senior members treated new players or returning players better


"new or returning players"

lol, as if any of those exist. Its just new or returning alts. I bet there has not been a genuinely new player join this game in months if not years.
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Mar 12th 2021, 0:49:21

Originally posted by Requiem:
Cholula!


Now you're talking. Cholula and Siracha are a huge help when one of your kids is in cooking school and brings his homework home every day
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Mar 10th 2021, 2:41:39

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by archaic:
As usual, Gerd overachieves. Unless you are in iMag in which case the answer is potato.

You win! Contact us for another free set to hang with us!


Besides you is there anybody there I'd recognize?
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Mar 8th 2021, 23:04:51

As usual, Gerd overachieves. Unless you are in iMag in which case the answer is potato.
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Mar 8th 2021, 22:59:58

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
You're as bad as me archaic 😂


Lol, I still have some of Mehuls old confirmation emails from 2004 or so. All of the older ones got purged due to unfortunate microsoft shenanigans. Y'all remember back when Mehul would not allow accounts from browser based email providers? That sure worked out well. I still cannot believe that doorknob licker won a fluffing webby during the height of RD botting his game.

"Congratulations! Your application to Ragnarok has been accepted"
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Mar 8th 2021, 11:26:38

Originally posted by Pedi:
Gonna go back to plying COC. Peace out ✌


**eye roll**
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Mar 8th 2021, 2:16:31

Was cleaning out a bunch of old emails and found this gem:

Boxcar Password Reset Notice
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Boxcar Admin
Tue, Oct 29, 2013, 6:00 PM
to me

Dear valued Boxcar user,

It has come to our attention that some Boxcar password hashes may have recently been compromised due to user malpheasance. As part of the resolution to this concern, we are forcing all users to reset their passwords and in the interim have created a new password for your account:

User: archaic1
Password: k%UTpqXzKBdmlR

You will be prompted to change your password upon your next login. Please look for announcements within Boxcar and on the Earth Empires announcement forum for further information.

Best,
Boxcar (and Earth Empires) Team
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Mar 8th 2021, 1:03:04

Dude, you have obviously confused me with somebody that cares about increasing this game from 50 to 60 players. You are obviously an alt, obviously a troll, you are almost certainly one of whiney fluffes like Cerb thats always moaning about how much better the game was in the good old dial up days. If I knew what country number you were I'd give you a lesson on the efficacy of ABs . . . except that would involve me actually creating a country and JOINING A fluffING CLAN BECAUSE THIS IS THE ALLIANCE SERVER.

@galleri - If I send you some seeds will you tell me who this clown is?
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Mar 7th 2021, 15:46:54

Its his thread , he can top if he wants to, that is the law of thunderdome
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Mar 7th 2021, 3:08:18

Quit answering his questions until he joins a clan
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