effing Hell…. Old School. You just struck me right in the heart Marc. That was enough to make me feel extra bad about all of this. For Christ’s Sake why did you have to ruin the fun.

Poor Clem is down 29 Constructuon Sites.

You want to join us Clem?

…… But then I saw the messages from you saying you all supported each other…..


You did not see any such messages Dolt. You know why you didn’t see any such messages?

Because there were no such messages.

Now bring us sf’s head wrapped in soiled toilet paper. That’s your homework. Don’t come back until you get the job done.

I’m sick of seeing your posts.

Turtle,

We don’t like this anymore than you do. Honestly. There is nothing more than we would like than to have Evo Net in peace and take top scores. You guys are badass. Some of the best Netters, if not THE BEST on the Server. I say that with much respect and deference and in fact, I would like to retire to Evo and Net in peace when the twilight of my winter comes.

But at the moment….we’ve got a situation, you see. It’s like an itch that you can’t scratch.

I would take Cath’s words seriously. You know who some of are now but we have some Werewolves waiting in the wings that want to drink some blood…. Evo Blood. And for Christ’s Sake… who are we to stop them from drinking?

These Werewolves aren’t the interested in negotiating at this point. That time has passed. But for entertainment purposes, you could poop on sf a little bit… the culprit that put you into this position.

****News from the Front Line

82 is in rough shape. Down 46 Construction Sites. Ouch. Wouldn’t want to be him. We’ve got plans for him.

Waiting for new chickens to come out of protection. They’re going to grease our chins.

That sounds like a personal attack.

Please. lol. That must be your country Fly Paper. Trying to be famous. I would be just like you to farm yourself with yellow holes multis bringing up the rear.

I like the cut of your jib Sackajuhweeuh.

That was a compliment.

Not playing this set.

I should have commented on this detail. You are correct Drow. People will always comment but ultimately TFMOIs will prevail and good will triumph over evil.

How long to you think people will engage with some, unless to rake them over the coals, if that person is engaged in racism?

That wouldn’t last long.

Thank you Tan. Great summary. I Love ChatGPT. I should have used it.

Case in point here in regard to a subject.

Just a minute… hold on a second there Partner.

While I agree with you, I would caution you about this game taking on the philosophy of Old Twitter.

Old Twitter was a grotesquely censored cesspool of cultural progressivism ruled by an elitist caste of nerds behind computer screens that ultimately blamed everything on male toxicity.

We’re all adults here Slagpit (well, that is, except for Yellow Pi$$Hole in the Snow, those Cannibal Bastards over at merx [they’d eat their own mothers], and superpyook) and I don’t think any of us need you to waste your time on trying to figure out what’s right, what’s wrong, what’s acceptable, what’s not, who can say what, when, and how…etc., etc.,.

And here’s why:

The Free Market.

The Free Market (and I’m not talking about the democrats idea of a Free Market- if anyone is still on board with that shyt show after all that has taken place, then your commitment to stupidity is truly Herculean).

I am talking about The Free Market of Ideas (henceforth: TFMOI) and Freedom Of Speach.

TFMOI always brings stupidity to its knees and makes an example idiocy. We don’t need you or anyone else to sanitize this game.

Outside of Criminal activity and threats,TFMOI will level every playing field, check stupidity, balance speach, check idiocy, and reset the system.

Let’s use yellow pi$$ hole for example. Why would anyone in their right mind start spewing on about his wife on these boards? But ok, so he does. Whatever. He blithers on, makes some accusations and libels another player and basically can’t control himself when it comes to personal information. Did anyone really care? Did anyone respond about the guy’s wife? No. Nobody cared. TFMOIs worked there. That subject didn’t get any oxygen so it died pretty quickly.

What it did do is tell us more about blackhole and that’s a good thing.

This basically goes for every subject. The Free Market Of Ideas is not going to tolerate evil. I have great faith in everyone that plays this game. All good people at heart. And I don’t think that you need to
start being a hall monitor and censoring what is said on the forums.

It's a waste of time. Nobody needs it and I doubt anyone wants it. Nobody wants to tip toe on egg shells about what they can and cannot say.

The Free Market will sort it out. If we have a player that turns out to be the embodiment of evil, nobody will want to associate with him or her. We don’t need a Ministry of Information to distinguish good and bad for us or else The Free Market will take care of this game ultimately and it will die a Twitter death.

Nothing is stopping anyone from contracting the Indians on Upwork to make a War Game (in a week), if this game succumbs to censorship.

Let The Free Market work for you… it will police the forum battleground so that you and your team can optimize the functionality of this game.

Let The Invisible Hand work.

The unobservable market force that helps the demand and supply of goods in a free market to reach equilibrium automatically is The Invisible Hand.

Oh… you mean like last set? When 30 Sadists from mercs, sol, and sof Gangbanged 6 guys for the entire set for shyts and giggles? Like that? Is that what you mean? And remember when you joined in, at the end….when the it was safe….(LMFAO Sideways!) for fun? I do. That was Rich.

Your new name is Yellow Hole.

VicRattlehead,

JW&CO has no intention of suiciding M4D. Not in the cards. End of story. Nor do we have any pacts with M4D.

That said, there is no reason why M4D shouldn’t cleanse the Server of viruses. With extreme prejudice.

Leto,

Kill every country on the Server.

Josey Wales.

Ah… round of applause for superDookie everyone… All Fart and no Poop. A 10 Gallon Hat with no Cattle.

The Earth Empire Dink who ran from a 1 on 1 Challenge… not once… but Twice!

Run along dookie. Go get your Shoe Shine box. This thread isn’t for Children or Cowards.

After much critical acclaim….

and over countless threads across all Servers….

….The Josey Wales Experience has decided to satiate his fans by giving back to them…. by suiciding and annihilating his enemies for the next undetermined number of sets.

Stay tuned for show dates.

To sweeten the Experience, Josey Wales will be performing under numerous pseudonyms so that there will never be a dull moment for the entrenched contingent of geriatric clans that can’t get away from gumming their soggy cookies.

At a Josey Wales Experience Concert….the Amps will make your ear drums bleed….The drink will make you drunk, and the food will give you the Gout… and your countries will weep.

And there will be guest appearances from a lineup of bloodthirsty performers.

Josey thought he could take his final curtain call this morning but the fan mail and adulations poured in.

And really… how can he let those people down?

The promise of an all out Server War was too great an enticement.

More to come, but here’s a great preview for all of you effete snobs in the wasteland…. The JW Experience has hammered out a Pact with a clan that you would least expect….

And…… There will be blood and utter anarchy.

With Sincere Regards….

and Josey’s Spittle on your Faces,

….The JW Experience / Redux

Yeah, And look at where we’re at because that’s worked out so well.

Whatever. I don’t care anymore.

Last Set. Last Post.

To: Leto, Cath, Doug, Galleri, Taker, & Blade:

I wish you fair winds and sunny skies.

R.I.P. Earth Empires

R.I.P. Earth Empires.

Well…. I gave it a shot. I tried to fight in this War game but at a certain point Warring isn’t allowed.


You Old folks are cooking your own Goose. You say that you want new players but how’s that going to work? LMAO.

Some new player signs up only to be raped down to 500k NW by the bullies of the game.

Then he tries to fight back. But he can’t.

You think that “New” player is going to stick around?

Good luck with that.

So it’s a safe retirement home. Where old gamers go to nibble on each other then fade away.

Could be my last set.

What’s the use of even playing this game if your not going to let me attack?

Then I will make dinner and bring flowers to make up for bad behavior. : )

Oil my Guns.

Prime,

I don’t want to be cruel there partner, but…. Keep up with the game.

You’re next in line Skeez. Which means it will probably be you cuz we all know The Spider Knuckle Monk is gonna high tail it up the nearest tree.


Side note to all you Savages:

It would be pretty cool to have a Gladiator server where all of our Clans could put forth their best fighters.

1 to 1
2 to 2
3 to 3

Or something like that.



Honorable Slagpit,

Can’t you twist up some code?

Dude,

Your problem is obvious. Head lodged firmly in colon.

Josey don’t cheat son. Never has. Never will.

Josey’s trying to work. But he can’t because you are being protected.

You’d never be able to go One On One/ Mano à Mano with me. Never. You’d have to get all your boyfriends together.

I called you out in one of these threads earlier in the month.

You tucked tail and ran. Ran like a Spider Monkey up a tree.

So here it is again:

you and Me. For the Title. Next set. One On One.

All your buddies are watching.

What is Spider Monkey going to do?

Trying to work here…. But not allowed to go to work.

Trying to work on a scag that is on death’s doorstep but he’s being protected.



******
Your generals will not attack such a large opponent!
Military Status: Awaiting your orders

*******

No room for small countries under the current parameters.

Slagpit,

Is this thread being censored?

Where is Coalie’s message from yesterday describing and detailing how he and his entire clan are going to cheat just in order to kill us?

It was there, plain as day, in clear English, for you and everyone else to read. Now it looks like it’s gone.

It is their INTENTION to cheat.

In other words, they are INTENDING to cheat.

In more words, the are going to employ dirty tactics outside of this game, and bring them into this game in order to kill us.

In additional words, they are using cheater tools that are not available to anyone else in the game in order to cheat and dominate.

Are you letting this happen?

Let’s see…. They just told us yesterday that they are in the process of making scripts and bots to track our gameplay time and then do automated kill runs on us.

What’s the difference between that and running a Troll Farm of Multis?

I’m all for a fair fight but this is ridiculous.

If you are going cheat, then admit to it, then tell the entire community that you are gearing up to be an egregious group of cheaters using cheater tools (unavailable to honest players) in the coming set, then you should be BANISHED from the game.

Maybe they get those high scores because they’ve been cheating all this time.

This game has its fair share of rotten, cheating, apples who can cheat away with no consequences.

Could you please clarify whether or not I am allowed to employ all development means available to me, outside of the current suite of tools in this game in order to win?

Because if that’s the case…. Get ready.

I’m still getting this message:


********
Your generals will not attack such a large opponent!
Military Status: Awaiting your orders
********


Why?


Here are the orders:

SS so I can capture some land in this War Game.

If I have enough power, I win.
If I don’t, I lose.

Slagpit,

Yes. Please remove the humanitarian blocks so that we can hunt, kill, roast, and eat high NW Terrorist countries.

Oh, right. By all means. Change the rules on demand to suit the cry babies.

We were after one country. That was it.

You brought War upon yourselves. This is a War game.

You want to save your next set? Let us know if you want to come to the table. We’ll expect 100% groveling from all the Terrorist that ruined our netting set.

And Tribute.

And Superfly’s country reduced to ashes before the end of the set, by both Merca & Evo.

Otherwise it’s Total War à la Sun Tzu and Machiavelli both rolled into one.

I told you: None of you will net in peace ever again.

That is, unless you Submit, Bend The Knee, and Kiss The Ring.

As well as supplication from the riff-raff, mealy-mouthed, hillbilly, inbred leadership of mercs, sol, & sof…. worthless protoplasm.

Choose your penance wisely.

I love the fact that this is a War Game.

Your Future Emperor.

Josey Wales

Wholesale pablum.

None.

Big picks on small.

Small might have a fighting chance if big didn’t have a tractor trailor load of bots ready to be unleashed.

Small might have a fighting chance if it were a level playing field but if you are going to allow all sorts of outside tools, a small clan will probably never get off the ground unless it grovels.

If you don’t grovel, you’re targeted.

Make the game fair. Remove all outside tools and let the chips fall where they may. Otherwise the Server will become more and more inbred… Deliverance Empires.

Otherwise this game is Top Notch.

“Mar 27th 2024, 2:16:25
This is my first set back in about a decade.
Playing as a "Independent" mostly because non of my old clans are still around, and nobody recruits anymore.

I have forgotten how to play.

I set up as a suicide retallier, because I know I can compete against the "big" clans, so I need to get my kicks somehow.

I am very disappointed that I have not even been land grabbed yet.

Maybe next set I will look for a clan,”

************

I like the cut of your jib SakitSaPuwit. You are more than welcome to come on a killing spree with us. Going to be Epic. The only rule is… is that there are NO RULES! These Termites are going to howl for mercy.

The duck, I sez.

Dooosh Bags,

Enough of you dimwits bullying my clan mate.

This is a war thread where we are talking about us dissecting Evo and selling the body parts and then ripping superfly’s wings off.

Let’s get back on point.

Josey Wales

Ah… where the hell is Doug anyway?

***You’re

Oooooooo….. reeeallly… I did? I mean, I’m not calling you a liar or anything BH, because it is a possibility, but it is HIGHLY unlikely. Unless you were untagged and even then it would have been no more than a gentle double tap or two for some land. I don’t fit the profile of a Sadist/Sociopath like superdook and his gangbanger stunted girlfriends. That said my friend, I would have welcomed an honorable duel but I see that the prospect of killing me has made your eyes roll back in your head like a slot machine. Your probably hoping you get the kill shot on Josey.

Chill out. I’m just trying to get a head count of how many psychos are going to come out of the woodwork to try and knife us from behind.

Truth be told… you all love it. Admit it. The drama of it all. Freighter Class Drama Queens.

This game was collecting cobwebs and we’ve thrown a stick of dynamite in the center of all you snoozers.

The best course of action I think, is for Evo to just sit next set out all together.

You too Blacky?



Poll Question:

Who wants us Dead?

I will give credit where credit is due:

Commander1972 was a great fighter.


You on the other hand…. Well, you just love it when I talk dirty to you and twist your brains into mush.

Remember last set when you went nuts and nearly swallowed your own tongue? That was something. Totally bezerk. Hadn’t seen anything like it in the 50 years I’ve been playing this game. Then you threatened to walk right through the door to get me… wasn’t going to matter what clan I would have been in. Your country should have been set on fire right then. But somehow, you convinced the server that we were the aggressors which doesn’t say too much for the collective iQ. Then you attacked us and we put you through a 3 second food processor. Then you couldn’t take it and cried to your girlfriends. Epic floor show. So then, the only way for you to save face was to gang up on us. 30 against 6. Without your girlfriends you don’t really amount to much.

Now go find some dishes to do and let me have my Scotch and Cuban in peace.

Clearly you can’t recognize a good match when you see one. You’re like the invisible fly that never was.

Anyway, why are you putting my good friends over at Evo through so much trauma? They have you to thank for the current state of affairs. They’re on edge I can tell. My sources inside the clan report low moral and that the entire clan could break up with some peeps rekindling Elders and some stitching LaF back together. All for you Damien. We would of course accept any Evo refugees and give them full citizenship. How are you supposed hit top scores when you gots to buy defense?

On express….You want to rock and roll over there son? You and me. Mano á Mano.

Do you think you have the fly juice?

What’s your #?

LMMotherEfffingAO!

You basement hybrid nerds-trolls are most certainly the touchiest of touch holes!

All I said was that we’ll be talking fondly about the good ole’ days of netting and you guys blow your gaskets one after another! Pop…pop pop…. Pop pop pop!

The psychosis does raise a few good topics though.

So, Moderators…. See. Coals has promised to scalp us with all their Bots. Says they’ve loaded their bots and the are going to scalp us with them.

Seems a little unfair. We don’t have any bots. Where in the parameters of the game can we get some bots to make a fair fight?

Where is the Bot button on the menu?

Isn’t this what Blackhole was talking about? What about a new player that decides to play. Then attacks one of the evoberries for some land and then gets bullied by an army of bots.

Formal request- Can you please Ban all use of bots so that the game is fair?

Or can you please suspend all use of bots to make the game fair?


Can you also initiate the new GDI concept?

Also, pay no attention to superdook. I just demolished him over on express and left him in a pool of his own spittle, so understandably, he’s all jammed up and has a long face.

But to further comment-

In regard to multis:

Moderators…. Am I correct in assuming that now we can run multis? What’s the difference between an army of bots and an army of multis?

Like Cath said. No problem. We can keep this up for a long time. Years. Should be good fun!

Really looking forward to next set.

We’ll all be reminiscing… remember those good ole’ netting days…

Just eliminate all the outside tools then let the game work. Why go to all the trouble of everything you just described above? It will eventually turn in a game where you can only attack someone on your grandmother’s birth day on a new moon during a leap year while Haley’s Comet is passing by.

The game is fine. Leave it alone. Just remove all the exterior tools.

Imagine. You’re a new player. Game looks pretty cool so you give it a go. You’re suicided by your friendly neighbor psychofly while you’re trying to get a handle on the game, but you’re like… ok, I can fight back. So you fight back. Then 30 seconds later your country is destroyed because all the basement nerds got pings on their phones.

How long do you think that guys is going to stick around for? And why? To be destroyed constantly.

If this game had 100 clans and 3,000 there might be an argument for the outside tools but at the moment, other than maybe a clan website or a place to make communication a little easier, ban the outside tools.

Leave the rest of the game alone.

I agree with the Blackest Of Holes 100%.

100% Spot On. Burn every cheating outside tool except eestats.

Lethal.