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ChuckNorrisBeard

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Jun 12th 2020, 18:44:05

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...own/400?cb=20170606035117

As you can see, Dom T. wears a cross and therefore can't be the picture of said chump you posted.

I do not know what it is your picture represents. Looks like this nerd Mark Sinclair who can't act his way out of a wet paper bag or punch through a soggy cookie.

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Jun 12th 2020, 17:11:46

You mean, Dom Toretto? The greatest actor of our time? The modern day Thespis? The epitome of man?

Surely you do not jest Vin Diesel is the same man? That's like saying Van Wilder or Deadpool isn't the best comedic actor of all time. Or Barb Wire isn't the best dressed actor hero with the two largest supporting cast members in history.

I guffaw at you, sir. Guffaw with extreme contempt.

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Jun 12th 2020, 15:31:04

Originally posted by archaic:
Originally posted by enshula:
is this a bomber tribute tag?


Its three 14 y/o boys that totally think Vin Diesel can say "I am Groot" better than Charlton Heston

Croaker-"Those are all leaders of small clans. They spend their whole day in here, trying to recruit each other. You should see it when a real alliance leader walks by on his way upstairs...they all rush to the window and shout 'I want to establish relations with your alliance! We're going to be powerful this round!'...it's a riot."


Who the F&#$ is Vin Diesel?

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Jun 10th 2020, 15:40:04

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by Real_Man:
Originally posted by Red X:
It's all hypothetical. I doubt I would actually join.


can't gaurantee you are BOMB material but feel free to apply if you think you are a Manly enough


If you are Blowing up stuff, you might as well blow me.

What's the link?


https://www.artofmanliness.com/

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Jun 10th 2020, 15:07:34

Originally posted by Drow:
Originally posted by ChuckNorrisBeard:
Originally posted by Red X:
gay


Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.


You are not really Chuck Norris' beard. Everyone knows Chuck Norris has no chin, it's another fist.


Quality post.

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Jun 10th 2020, 14:57:26

ChuckNorrisBeard

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Jun 9th 2020, 17:49:49

Originally posted by Red X:
gay


Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.

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Jun 8th 2020, 21:47:08

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:
Originally posted by Real_Man:
Originally posted by ninong:
do you drug test applicants?


we do not drug test applicants, we do not believe in the invasion of privacy

we trust that as a real man you are free to make your own decisions to better yourself and your neighbours, and set a good example for young kids.

we do not promote degeneracy but rather do encourage being your best self, and acknowledge that even the best men have vices and we do not pass judgement


I’m my best self on molly.


Molly always hitting me up for a beard ride.

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Jun 8th 2020, 17:13:49

Originally posted by galleri:
Hos are out


Clearly Hardy is out, but you are still welcome. We don't discriminate. Well we do. With extreme prejudice against all non-manly men. But you 'aight.

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Jun 8th 2020, 16:36:52

A beard does not define the man, but enhances the man. Even a non-beard accentuates the man by providing a powerful absence of the beard.

That goes for all non-Chuck Norris beards obviously. I am what all men gather strength from. It was I who God sent to Samson when pulling down the pillars to kill my enemies. It was I who Zeus used to punish Atlas for all eternity. It was I who allowed your father to gain the twinkle of your mother's eye in order to conceive you. Every time you ask "Well, who are you? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you? Who, who, who, who." ME.

I am honored to be an initiated member. I just got my official acceptance form:

https://imgur.com/blQfoWi