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Mar 28th 2024, 17:01:57

The game got to be too much of a grind to sustain the low numbers. There was no such thing as a single set war over an in-game conflict, instead we had set after set of grudge wars that were driven by personality conflicts. "I hate you so my clan is going to OOP FS you every set until the end of time" became the primary driver of wars.

Meanwhile netting became more and more static and formulaic without any dynamic interaction. The days of the Tyr-techers clawing for land and fending off retals became let's all just play all-x fascist farmers and be safe.

There is a mathematical principle known as 'gamblers ruin' that implies that once a population drops below a given threshold that extinction is inevitable. We reached that point and the mods introduced bots to counter it, but the bots didn't counteract the underlying problems that caused the population drop. The game declined organically because it got old and tired and nobody really wanted to play anymore. By the end I was playing the forums much harder than I played the game and by the start of COVID even the forums were no longer any fun.

TL;DR the game has far outlived it's projected life expectancy, it's time to let the sand cover the solar panels and let it rest.
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Sep 25th 2023, 2:35:14

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Sep 21st 2023, 2:31:37

Has anyone else seen Pang's OnlyFans?
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Aug 31st 2023, 14:38:57

Well fluff . . . whos car are we gonna take?
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Aug 31st 2023, 2:41:37

So is this actually a thing again?
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Jul 29th 2023, 20:04:17

Originally posted by braden:
The 17 people left all appreciate it.


The fluff are you doing back here my brother?
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Jun 2nd 2023, 21:30:49

Floyd, Zen, MrFord, Red-X and Murf . . . It's apparently 2002 all over again. Just waiting on Elky and Shammy to have a quorum
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Apr 3rd 2023, 0:56:51

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:


Damn you guys think so highly of LaF that we would go that far. You do know it's possible to use spy ops in-game?


You seem to think that we have forgotten that Laf are the most recalcitrant cheaters in the game and have been for their entire existence. From Gambino to Clear to H4X0r to Turtle Crawler you guys have never been able to tolerate competition without seeking an unfair advantage. Perhaps Laf is guilty, perhaps they are not, but the days of giving Laf the benefit of the doubt ended a decade ago. Laf have proven time and time again that they WILL go that far.
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Jan 14th 2023, 1:28:49

Where didn't I play is probably more doable . . . I started back when you had to put your tag in your username before Mehul added a column for clans. (Bring Back Random!)

FFS that was 1997
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Nov 8th 2022, 23:51:18

Originally posted by Havoc:
We need AI driven bots that slowly tag up in clans together and start wars.

Then we can have the great humans vs bots war of 2025


I would actually make a country and come back for the Skynet wars. The internal politics and intrigue on the human side would be fun. Make it so.
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Jul 25th 2022, 3:56:41

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Jul 25th 2022, 3:56:23

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Oct 27th 2021, 1:40:58

Originally posted by ddog:
Originally posted by archaic:
I actually have the PDM email list from circa 2012 or so, I'd consider trading it for some 4k goat porn or possibly an intake manifold for a 1995 Jeep Cherokee. Jokes aside, I talk to a lot of PDM folks at least monthly, I assure you none of us have much interest in ever playing this game again.


I could go back and open some old war call lists from before cell phones were really a thing and trade you archaic. Im hurt you don't talk to me monthly.


Why would you want to burden yourself with the ramblings of a grumpy old man every month? I wonder what would have a higher failure rate, the 10 year old email list or the nearly 20 year old phone list? Remember when phone companies wouldn't let you keep your phone number?
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Oct 25th 2021, 2:09:04

I actually have the PDM email list from circa 2012 or so, I'd consider trading it for some 4k goat porn or possibly an intake manifold for a 1995 Jeep Cherokee. Jokes aside, I talk to a lot of PDM folks at least monthly, I assure you none of us have much interest in ever playing this game again.
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Aug 11th 2021, 21:52:18

Its been 2 months and 6 days since Sov quit in disgrace after getting busted for cheating
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Aug 2nd 2021, 13:45:19

If I'd known how the set was going to go, I sure wouldn't have played a commie. Always happy to see Villains pick up a win
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Jul 26th 2021, 19:58:18

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Again, my problem is with the misinformation and effect of it, I never said the vaccine is trash, I literally said that the misinformation about it caused the surge we have now, why is that so difficult to understand? All the states and regions that decided to lift all the precautions are the ones in trouble, how can I say this more clear????????

I don't think you guys want to acknowledge that, you guys just like to argue and twist fluff so that you're correct, I don't tell anyone not to get vaccinated because everyone has different immune systems, the problem is we stopped social distance, wearing masks and sanitizing, THAT IS MY ISSUE, the message out there is "get vaccinated and you'll protect your loved ones" so now everyone lowered their guards....and the surge is on, gee I wonder why...


The surge is on because everyone that is eligible to get vaccinated isn't getting vaccinated. Period, end of story. The surge is almost exclusively hitting the unvaccinated portion of our population.

Galleri, I'm sorry your MIL got sick, I hope she's getting better. You know as well as I do though that one example is like the story of granny smoking til she was 95 proving cigarettes aren't bad for you. Let me ask you, does she regret getting vaccinated?

A tale of two Americas:

https://theconversation.com/...eflect-this-divide-164460
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Jul 26th 2021, 17:23:09

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by archaic:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
the media has convinced the masses that the vaccine is the solution when in reality it is nothing more than a glorified flu shot . . . brainwashed you into thinking you're protecting yourself and others, you've been lied to!


Vaccinated people aren't dying or even needing to be hospitalized.

hmmm.....you sure?


Let me guess, this is the part where I say yes (which I will) and you tell us a story about your brothers hairdressers cousin that got the vaccine and died right? And your second hand anecdotal story is supposed to refute literally thousands of scientists and doctors opinions because you're going to yell louder than me?

I don't know your brothers hairdressers cousin or KoH's nurse friends, but I do know this guy.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/...ine-question-16002140.php

I have drank beer on his back porch many times. He says y'all are full of fluff and advised my family to get vaccinated, which we did back in March.

I wish I was surprised by the scientific illiteracy in this country but sadly I'm not any more.
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Jul 26th 2021, 1:56:47

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
the media has convinced the masses that the vaccine is the solution when in reality it is nothing more than a glorified flu shot . . . brainwashed you into thinking you're protecting yourself and others, you've been lied to!


I love ya bro, but you're an idiot on this. Vaccinated people aren't dying or even needing to be hospitalized. Don't listen to me, don't listen to Tucker Carlson, or Fauchi, or anybody on TV - just ask YOUR doctor if he/she is vaccinated and thinks you should be. Maybe hearing it from a real human with a real medical degree will convince you.

The politicization of vaccines is probably the most embarrassing thing this country has done in my lifetime (and I was alive for the end of the Vietnam war). If everybody believed like you do, we'd still have polio and smallpox. Surely you are smarter than Jenny McCarthy KoH, go get your fluffing shot.
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Jul 23rd 2021, 1:56:43

There is no doubt that the US is facing the worst inflation we've seen in a generation. I have several large projects on hold because material prices are so high that they cannot be done on budgets they were easily under just a year ago. I loathed Trump and I always will, but washington's notion of just printing money and giving it away to buy votes is going just as predicted by de Tocqueville 180 years ago.
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Jul 20th 2021, 10:17:50

I'm proud of you Dale, this time a year ago we were all pretty worried about you. Geologists just get tougher the older they get
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Jul 19th 2021, 19:59:57

76 days since Sov got busted for cheating and he's nowhere to be seen
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Jul 18th 2021, 18:32:23

Originally posted by Requiem:
. . . Historically . . .



Fixed that for you.

You know as well as I do that if netters start getting blind sided set after set that we'd shed numbers faster than Derrick could type up a quick 1,000 word post.

Besides, the notion that you could save up for a blind-side FS with this few clans and players is laughable. "Oh look, Sof hasn't grabbed any bots for 50+ hours, I wonder why?"
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Jul 18th 2021, 16:27:08

I remember when literacy used to be a part of this game, but apparently being able to read is optional now.

There 120 humans left on the server. ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY. If Sof and Mercs decide they are warring netters every set, then 2/3 of the server will be at war every set. We've already seen what endless server wars do to numbers, I'm not sure what you guys are going on about.

Originally posted by Suicidal:
Far from the original intent as played even from the Earth 2025 days.


This isn't Earth2025, it never was and it never will be. Its an online social club for a handful of Gen-X trolls that have an extra 5 minutes to fluff around during the day. If I started having to camp IRC ready to wall for hours each day I'd roll up the tent and leave just like 99,880 other players did.
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Jul 16th 2021, 17:05:42

Originally posted by Requiem:
He is a grumpy older man, but he is not wrong!


Listen here whippersnapper . . .
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Jul 14th 2021, 23:36:11

Remember when there were more than 3 clans with more than 10 members? Remember when 1/3 of the players weren't suiciders? Right now we have two options for a "surprise buttseks" war - Laf vs Sof and Mercs OR Sof and Mercs vs Laf. There are 121 players tagged, you might as well sit around wishing for a return of the horse and buggy. Sometimes I wonder if Pang is doing us a favor or torturing us for amusement by keeping this thing going.

probably both
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Jul 13th 2021, 16:37:27

69 days since Sov quit after getting busted for cheating

Edited By: archaic on Jul 21st 2021, 0:57:08
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Jul 8th 2021, 0:22:23

Might be your best theme set in over a year

+1
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Jul 6th 2021, 22:11:59

Its now been over a month since Sov got caught cheating and subsequently quit the game after having his mod status stripped from him. Its a shame he didn't get caught cheating before he drove so many players away from the game
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Jul 5th 2021, 2:58:34

Actually we all figure you are a suicider looking for a place to camp out until you strike
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Jul 4th 2021, 22:09:56

WTFBBQ, smikke is still around?
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Jul 3rd 2021, 0:10:22

The real question is:

If you jumped off of a bridge first, do you have any friends that would go with you?
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Jul 1st 2021, 0:57:27

I forgot to buy Military Tech, cost myself $6 a bushel. A fitting way to end the last set of Team I guess
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Jun 29th 2021, 2:58:06

SOv hasn't posted since June 4, about the time he got stripped of mod status for cheating. Guess the game isn't as much fun when you have to play by the rules like us peasants
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Jun 22nd 2021, 2:36:49

Sov is a lapdog that cheats for his masters
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Jun 14th 2021, 23:14:26

Xyle is a cheater
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Jun 12th 2021, 23:21:57

Well done and honor to Omega
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Jun 7th 2021, 21:38:56

Says the guy that been sitting on the porch barking at everyone for all 80 years
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Jun 5th 2021, 23:44:30

Lebron ain't going anywhere, the Lakers just need a decent guard. MJ will always be the GOAT. Karl liked 'em young. Jimmy Kimmel has never been funny, Carolla carried that show with his Brawny Paper Towel shirts.
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Jun 3rd 2021, 1:48:34

This is not as fun a way to earn my bonus as trolling Sov for cheating, but it'll do
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Jun 1st 2021, 23:36:07

Originally posted by Sov:
emo out the boards.


Who the fluff still says emo in 2021? At least Dark Morbid and Turtle Crawler had the decency to go away after they got busted cheating.
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Jun 1st 2021, 14:58:31

Defrock, verb (past defrocked) : deprive (someone) of professional status or membership of a prestigious group

"Only after he was defrocked did the disgraced priest finally attempt to engage with the parish he had betrayed"
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May 30th 2021, 16:25:26

Originally posted by Suicidal:
Originally posted by TaSk1:
Originally posted by brujodale:
it has been 3 sets of war ready and netting. it is just plain boring. I am even all in to attack sui and that all lesbian clan even. what clan is that again??? but we do need to war.
still like the idea of like a bowling league. these clans vs. these other clans in both wars and in netting.


None of your pitiful countries would even break the mighty SUnami!,


bru could break with his smile and that little twinkle in his eyes


bru mostly just breaks all of the ladies hearts
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May 30th 2021, 2:19:39

Yep, I thought we had you but alas you guys pulled a rabbit out of the hat once again and smoked us. I don't mind losing to Villains though, you guys are a class act
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May 29th 2021, 22:56:01

Don't be that guy that forgets to destock
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May 28th 2021, 1:33:49

Originally posted by galleri:
it was mis understanding of a mod that doesn't know alliance politics.


How in 2021 is it that we have a mod that doesn't understand alliance politics? We haven't added anybody new to this game in a decade. AT has NEVER been about the Alliance server, its been about posting in the only forum that anybody reads. We have more idiotic pointless sub-forums than we do players. How about instead of deleting literally the only user content in the game you guys maybe delete some of the inane sub-forums.

If we only had three forums - Game Talk, General Talk, and B&S we'd probably be better off and maybe even more active. As it stands, moving a thread to General is as good as deleting it because nobody ever reads it but the mods.

Hell even the poster child for window licking crack babies - Mickster - didn't delete casual chat from AT.

Edited By: archaic on May 29th 2021, 0:09:45
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