We did play fair. Laf has the same fate as theBOMB. Seems fair to me. We had our set ruined too. Not my fault your FDP/LAPDOGS enacted the insurance policy.

Our policy has never changed. Leave us alone and we won’t bother anyone. Ruin our netting set were going to hit your friends where it hurts most.

Maybe you should keep them on a tighter leash

Regards,

RM

Whatever you say. We asked for UNAPs and were denied.

We had a UNAP with gains ready to sign but we wanted one with elders and mercs as well. elders and mercs wouldn’t sign one with us and gains wouldn’t help out. Don’t cry now cause we beat you to the punch. We know you were trying to start fluff.

That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard , elders is not mercs ...lol funny guy

Regards,

RM

Was an Obvious troll.

We’ve been having food and oil burned for over a week.

Yesterday they didn’t even try to hide it/ got sloppy.

We caught 388 red handed in the midst of blowing up 100m oil.

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy right? COBRA KAI

What’s really impressive is our ability to get everyone online and organized in a few hours. The BOMB insurance policy is the best in the business.

Yes , sadly / regrettably the insurance policy needed to be inacted again.

last set it was rokkie,

This set it was 388

Maybe someday laf will wake up to the fact that their FDP/LAPDOG mercs is getting them killed/BOMBed every set for no reason at all.

I think our top country was headed for 7th maybe? Why mercs need to start fluff to get all their friends BOMBed over a country that wasn’t even going to t5?

Time to hold the proper people accountable imo.

Regards,

RM

They’ve been stealing food and burning oil for a week and we finally caught them today. It was pretty obvious what was coming.

Had to activate the insurance policy. #sorrynotsorry

Maybe someday LaF will hold their FDP responsible, or stop being allied to people who get you killed/suicided for their stupidity.

It’s simple ...leave us alone, NO ISSUE

fluff with us and get caught...get your friends BOMBed

Warmest regards,

Real Man

Exactly. Once he made an unsanctioned hit on TheBOMB, He sealed his fate.

Answered above. Like like 375 is micro aggressing more than just theBOMB.

Tombstone #375 is most definitely not BOMB material. If you look at the newsfeed theBOMB would never look like that.

We have an ethics code and standards of practice. The only thing we don’t have is a diversity and inclusiveness program, as we are admittedly very selective in who we let in.

I understand the confusion, I got confused as well, my fault for the misleading post. I Thought we were talking about 355 not 375.

Regards

RM

We are experiencing some logistical issues...Looks like we are attacking each other by accident, so will be tagging up.

We have no intention of causing conflict, we have never been the aggressor.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a BOMB night.

Regards

Real Man

Ok.

gl hf this set

Can you point us to the incident in question? We don’t mind rectifying it, if you were unjustly harmed.

However, we can’t just take your word for it. Don’t take this personally, but in all likelihood a player of your caliber isn’t/ wasn’t worth hitting.

Warmest regards,

Real Man

Thank you for your feedback/Opinion. Do you go by "Bug" in real life? This is the internet may i suggest taking a chill pill?



Where is the en4cer hate? which video did you watch? can you point me to something specific?

Can everyone please stop blasting my inbox asking if ugo is joining the BOMB. We are not spooge. We have never broken a pact OR been the aggressor.

First of all, I would never confirm or deny that, I don’t know what you are expecting by spamming me.

Second of all. Only chucknorrisbeard knows everyone’s true identities. Everyone else is anonymous to each other, which is half the fun!

So I guess in theory he could be there, but I wouldn’t know, and couldn’t possibly confirm.

Regards,

RM

Its a new set.
You're tired of your crappy clan.
We get it.
You got the holiday blues.....
And you just don't know what to do about it!!

Netgain and try to beat En4cer? Not going to Happen. He eats pieces of fluff like you for breakfast.
Have an arranged war? Sounds sad, really sad.

How about you....

First, Enjoy our new recruitment video:

https://vimeo.com/491316520

Second, Consider getting baptized by chucknorrisbeard and joining the BOMB.
He's the closest we have to Jesus during the holidays.

Regards,

RM

Fact Checker has rated this statement as: MOSTLY TRUE

Thank you for your feedback, we value your opinion, and will strive to do better in future sets.

This thread however, is for facts

regards,

RM

I respect your opinion, but this thread is about facts.

Fact: evo didn’t bother us this set

Fact: evo didn’t get BOMBed

QED

False.

Fact: CNB failed a spy op

Fact: evo hit us for 7k acres.

Fact: evo than mocked us and threatened us.

Fact: we then took some of their land. It didn’t effect them they were about to destock anyway. It was more of a gesture.

Fact: Gerd than messaged marshal in forum pm saying you can’t let them have the land record do something !

Fact: we got it anyway

Greetings people of AT,

There seems to be some misconceptions out there about the BOMB.

I’d just like to clear them up.

Fact 1: We have never been the aggressor in any conflict.

Fact 2: We just want to be left alone to net in peace

Fact 3: You touch us, you get BOMBed.

Fact 4: We warned you about our very very expensive insurance policy. We do in fact have one, and it is very very expensive.

Fact 5: Leave us alone and you have nothing to fear.

Regards,

Real Man

Did our last video scare you away?

you may be interested in our promotional/recruiting material located on this board as well.

hint: (The BOMB greatest hits vol 1-3)

Can you please host this video:

https://vimeo.com/478166228

I think it would benefit the community as a whole and fit in with your overall theme.

I really doubt Rasp would give you our country numbers.

Besides...Even if you got them somehow...try playing it out in your head how it will go (I know that's difficult for you, but try)

I can use my crystal ball to help you because I know logic and reason aren't your strong points. We have a very, VERY, expensive insurance policy. So if you hit us, you are just ensuring your friends get BOMB'd again. We just want to play in peace.

Good Luck!!

Real Man

The BOMB Greatest Hits Vol 1-3

Greetings Mickster, Welcome Back to Alliance Talk.

It seems as though you don't know who we are....Allow us to introduce ourselves.

We compiled a short crash course for you and others to enjoy!

https://vimeo.com/478166228

Feel Free to sticky this so new people don't make the same mistake...wouldn't want them to get BOMBED

Regards,

Real Man & ChuckNorrisBeard

Hi Derrick, Longtime Fan.

Are you having a mental breakdown or something? You seem unstable or worse.

What part of this thread is homophobic and what does any of it have to do with you?

Regards,

RM

1. What is NOT KNOWN to the rest of AT, is that LaF is going through a civil war right now.

2. What IS KNOWN, to the rest of AT, is that Mercs and TheBOMB have built a trust, frienship, and unbreakable bond over the last few sets as FDP's.

3. It is clear now that Rokkie and his faction of LaF, tried to infiltrate Mercs and make them look bad. This was in an attempt to break our unbreakable bond and get us to retaliate.

4. Rasp and I have spoken, and Rokkie's attempt to frame Mercs was easily sniffed out. Rasp has assured us it was not endorsed by Mercs.

5. We therefore feel no need to retaliate or break or FDP with Mercs/EVO.

6. We are glad we backed the right side in the LaF civil war and Enforcer should get his 4th consecutive Rank 1. (You're Welcome)

7. Incase its not clear, we just wanted to netgain in peace this set.

8. We are unsure how deep the LaF infiltration in Mercs goes, the bad faction in LaF may have planted multiple countries there (see #5). We will stand proud to flush out the spies within Mercs Ranks, so good people of AT DO NOT BE ALARMED IF YOU SEE US GETTING KILLED.

9. As your favourite tag, rest assured, we have a VERY GOOD insurance policy (some say the best!) in place should things not go our way.

https://vimeo.com/475207017

Regards,

Real Man & ChuckNorrisBeard

Honestly, its very difficult for us to keep up with all the fan mail.

Maybe they don't want to be in the spotlight. But you're either up here in the spotlight, or down below in the ditch.

Regards,

RM

Confirmed.

Alternatively you can sign up for our Online E-Learning Course on Leadership.

"How to be a Real Man and lead like one too"

Regards,

RM

Where do I find this magestic beast. Sounds like a good fit for theBOMB.

@Weezy, have your people contact my people and we can break bread together.

GYB

TheBOMB always delivers. Don't forget it.

Regards,

RM

It hurts my heart to say goodbye, you've been such a great friend to both CNB and I.

Since Mercs keeps hitting us (FDP), at your request, we have retagged theBOMB to avoid further conflict.

https://vimeo.com/471483696

Fly little duckies we will.

Regards,

RM & CNB, TheBOMB (Copyright 2020) and Affiliates.

Wipe yourself off JAYR...you dead...I don't know why you thought we were hiding in LaF and Monsters. Its common knowledge we are tagged Mercs.

The BOMB sends their regards.

Add JAYR to the list of BOMB casualties.

You mess with the best you die like the rest! You come at us you better not miss!

Do you speak English? What is your spaghetti? You sound like you belong in Bring it on 2

Don't utter my name in #earthempires again..B1TCH

https://vimeo.com/469048203

Regards,

RM

"Greetings people of AT,

Real Man here

After spending the set hiding in Mercs, I am now so fat. And So stinky.

**sniffs chode sweat**

ChuckNorrisBeard and I, we're just getting started.

The BOMB, We're here to stay. FOREVER

WERE COMING FOR YOU, WERE COMING FOR EVERYBODY.

**Evil Laugh**
"

Regards,

RM

Greetings good people of AT,

A short message from your friends at the BOMB.

https://vimeo.com/463919492





List of the BOMB accomplishments to date:

Set 1.
Average Land Record
Most Land Single Country Record
Set 2
Took out Suicider trash bag Chevs
triggered him into getting banned and having a gender identity crisis.
Imposed punishment on Enshula for cheating (Inter farming, Offensive Ally, Foreign Aid)
Set 3> .....?
The Sky is the Limit




The BOMB is now pacting, PM me or CNB for those sweet sweet pacts

Regards,

RM

Real Man here,

Just wanted to give a shout out to our friends at Mercs for letting us hide our countries all set. It looks like that douchebag Chevs was going to rank 1 and nobody else was even close (despite Enshula getting FA and interfarming...really classy LaF...but I digress)

The BOMB is sick and tired of being associated with that greifing piece of fluff Chevs, so we decided to do the community a favor and take out the trash. We hope this gets us back in the good graces of the server and we can return next set to net in peace.

LaF, Evo, Mercs, look forward to working with you again next round. Contact me or CNB for FDPs.


Oh and I almost forgot the BIG ANNOUCEMENT.

Please welcome the newest member to the BOMB: JOHN MCCLANE!!

John Mcclane exemplifies what it means to be a real man, and we gladly accept him to the brotherhood of man bros. He has passed his initiation task and has received a unanimous vote to be admitted into the BOMB.

Regards,

RM

Real man here, just wanted to clear up some misconceptions

There is no real man tag, just as there is no chuck Norris beard tag.

We are the brotherhood of man bros. All real men are welcome.

Unrelated to this post, iScode, is this an AT grudge or a real grudge you seem to have with us? Can you send me a message and we can sort it out like real men? Rather than throw mud in public?

Regards,

RM

RM Here,

Longtime Requiem fan. Here is a general rule of thumb I use in my daily life.

"If it sounds homosexual, it probably is homosexual"

I make no inference to the original post

Regards,

RM

At last, a worthy adversary. I can’t understand this Rasp fellow. He has a raspy voice from all of Derricks CM in his throat. But you are speaking my language.

Where do you frequent Mr. Punisher? Surely we can settle your grievance like real men? What is it you are after ?

Regards,

RM

Are you insinuating that the Jews were not real men if they didn't wear the star of David so the Nazis could identify them easily? or that hiding from the Nazi's made them lesser men?

I wholeheartedly disagree with your logic train

They haven't. Its a scam.

The BOMB tried to enlist them last set and they unfortunately said no. We had to take matters in our own hands and deal with the problem like real men do.

Word on the street is Evo and Marshal are just a front. Rasp runs Evo from Mercs. Its no secret they want to kill the BOMB this set (20 v 3 how absolutely noble of you!) so we have to run untagged countries to stay hidden. (We're coming for you!)

I hear Rasp got his name from always having a sore throat from the daily deep throating of Derrick's anarchist little pecker.

We are no longer accepting applications.

congratulations to our newest member Man Bun

for the rest of you, strive to be better today than you were yesterday!

Regards,

RM

Confirmed.

Man Bun has submitted his questionnaire and has passed a unanimous vote to be admitted into the BOMB.

We are still accepting applications for the last membership spot for this round. However , please note that since the vote must be unanimous, you now require Man Buns vote as well.

If any of you in this thread think you’re man bro material, do not hesitate to reach out to myself, CNB, or Man Bun (MB). Best of luck out there

Regards,

RM.

Close. Cyref gives 65k tpt. En4cer and Z around 45k tpt

Confirmed approved.

Regards

RM

You seem to have great potential. I would like to hear more about this shrubbery.

I have sent you a brief questionnaire (please do not leak it as it is proprietary and confidential to the BOMB). After completion all current members of the BOMB will vote, and it must be unanimous.

If you pass the trial by fire (questionnaire) we will welcome you with open arms publicly.

Regards,

RM

Greetings Community,

RM here, chucknorrisbread and I are happy to announce we have agreed to open up 1 to 2 more spots into the most exclusive club in all of EE.

In our inaugural set we accomplished the following:

1. Most total Land
2. The Record for Highest Average Land
3. The Record for Land on a single country (Ever)

if you want to be part of history please reach out to CNB or I. In order to be accepted into the BOMB, it must be a unanimous vote. As a reminder, If any of the following statements apply to you, you may be a good fit for THE BOMB.

<I am Tired of Jerking off everytime I see Low DR Bots
<I am Tired of arranged pointless wars
<I am not a sensitive little fluff
<I don't want to devote hours of my day to my country, but sometimes i do because i fcking feel like it an I am a Man.
<I am sick of being told how I should play the game and being shamed by it
<I am just looking for like minded Bros to Riff with
<I would like a unique EE experience with different Goals every set
<I enjoy trolling and fluffposting
<I have a penis
<I wish i had a penis
<I am not offended and don't take things too personally or seriously


The Rules of THE BOMB

>No being a snitch or a spy for other tags
>Respect our pacts
>No cheating or rule breaking


Best of luck out there

Regards,

RM

Your people are starving Milord?

Exit the game Milord?

Heavy Rains....You have lost a field Milord