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Feb 19th 2024, 20:26:18

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nice commentary Tert.

doubt there will be a video anytime soon.

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Feb 19th 2024, 2:27:40

The state of this game is beyond ridiculous.

Imagine DELETING an ENTIRE wardec without explanation.

Like if whatever mod did it actually had a problem with something that was written, what’s so hard about just removing that part of the post? Laziness or is there an agenda at play? I genuinely don’t know because nothing was communicated.

The entire community is now confused because of your poor judgement.

ANYWAY,

TLDR: TheBOMB declared war on TAINT in defense of our longstanding ally Doug and PDM.

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Jan 3rd 2024, 18:43:52

Originally posted by booger:
Lead seems to be king


Haha yeah. Food water and lead is all you need.

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Dec 28th 2023, 20:10:47

Originally posted by Snoopdawg:
Like Don King told Larry King one night Larry kept asking Don how much money he had, he finally looked at Larry and said "if you can count your money you ain't got any"


Gold and Silver is money. The rest is credit.

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Dec 25th 2023, 21:50:42

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Real Man:
Heh…getting reported for copyright is a new low for those sucky crybabies


Probably fratboi


I don’t think so. Fratboi doesn’t do things himself. He sends 65 iq tards like karnage to do things for him.

I think he believes this absolves him of karmic debt or something.

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Dec 25th 2023, 14:50:59

In this thread we thank Jesus, no pagans allowed.

Ill start.. I am a sinner and I am thankful that the ultimate Gigachad paid the fine for me.

Thank you, based salvation merchant.


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Dec 21st 2023, 1:36:31

Heh…getting reported for copyright is a new low for those sucky crybabies

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Dec 17th 2023, 2:10:44

Who is the petty human reporting all our videos?

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Dec 14th 2023, 1:41:50

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Dec 5th 2023, 15:44:10

Originally posted by Coalie:
Originally posted by Rasp:
Originally posted by Turtle Crawler:
... used an exploit and should be deleted per game rules.


Says a guy who split his tag into 6 smaller tags to avoid game mechanics for war.


Bypassing QZ’s intended game design to exploit a loophole with the 6 smaller tags is cheating. All of those 6 tags should be purpled.


+1 it absolutely is abusing an exploit. let’s see if mods have principles or they are captured by LaF like we all already know.

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Dec 5th 2023, 15:42:36

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:
Originally posted by Academus:
Can someone from LaF please confirm that from 2024 you will be changing your name from La Famiglia (a mafia associated name with ruthless intent) to Le Fighe (The Pussies) to more accurately reflect your current behaviour?


We play under the tag we see fit. if you dont like it you can fluff off


Cope. Seethe. Dilate.

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Nov 19th 2023, 2:19:08

The Rohirrim are undefeated and that includes a landslide victory over the darkies

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Nov 17th 2023, 18:01:37

well said zen.

We already won everything while never being the aggressor and completely ruined Gerdler’s legacy, nothing left for us to do.

Gerd, welcome to Hotel illegitimate, you can check in whenever you like, but you can never leave

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Nov 6th 2023, 12:23:31

Originally posted by Coalie:
Real gangsters don't flex and live a quiet luxury lifestyle.


I can’t relate to any of this, I’m ugly , short , poor , and have a small pp.



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Nov 6th 2023, 2:00:26

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Real Man:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
That's unfortunate and sad.


You just described this game in general and the fact we are all still here.

And believe it or not, some of us are actually poor on top
of that.


Agreed, I ain't not rich fluff...


It’s ok KoH , success isn’t defined merely by how much fiat you can acquire. Not everyone can be like TC, the 3rd richest current player.

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Nov 6th 2023, 1:55:52

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
That's unfortunate and sad.


You just described this game in general and the fact we are all still here.

And believe it or not, some of us are actually poor on top
of that.

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Nov 2nd 2023, 23:17:32

Just to clear up and confusion I am not Chevs.

He was at MacDonalds that time theBOMB farmed marshall or whatever his name was.

In fact, I am just a nobody named Barry. Each time you guys are good fathers and husbands, you are all Real Men in my book.

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Nov 2nd 2023, 15:18:26

LMAO imagine playing in Laughfamiglia and thinking you are important or anybody cares about you.

Imagine coping so hard that your response to the fact that the entire community thinks you’re a bunch of trash bag cheaters who can’t compete on even terms is “only our opinion matters”

lol , lmao!!


TC I hope you keep posting cause I love reading your mindless cope.

your depth of laziness and lack of intellectual curiosity on how we got here should be of genuine concern to your future well being.

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Oct 30th 2023, 23:07:28

Originally posted by En4cer:
I don't recall saying that


Dude he didn’t say you, stop acting so guilty you idiot. Go
Get gaped by your wife.

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Oct 26th 2023, 20:10:39

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:
I like this video much better than the previous one. It was more entertaining. I want to see a complete star wars one next time though


Bomb Wars was in the works and it was epic, sadly will probably never get made, most of the scenes would have to be totally re-done.

Getting "perma-banned" for exposing moderator corruption left a bad taste in the mouth and I doubt we will ever revisit/finish it.

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Oct 22nd 2023, 16:42:56

Hihi oh Coalie ,

They were harvested.

stupid little children under the care of the shepherd.

laughing out loud

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Oct 19th 2023, 18:04:31

Originally posted by HH:
Hahaha. Well like I said last time, this is how trashtalk should be done!

I am quite sure that there was another video prepared in case you got the nr1 spot though :)

Post that as well!


I’ll give some rare insight to chucknorrisbeards Genius.

The vote was actually to self delete if you didn’t take the bait as most of our memebrs are quitting. But with 10 mins left Gerdler still hadn’t jumped, so we tried to force his hand.

The last day was quite hilarious watching him recall over and over again under cutting us trying to stop a makeshift buyout that had 0 bearing on his finish.

Only for him to join us in illegitimate land !!

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Oct 19th 2023, 11:55:16

Welcome to the illegitimate club Gerdler! we’ve been patiently waiting for you!


Thanks all for the feedback, was a fun video to make.

Let us know what your favourite/least favourite part is so we can continually improve. It’s admittedly difficult to weave in readable screenshots and not completely destroy the flow of the video, I agree some require pausing.

Not that anyone cares, but my personal favourite was how all the aid was boosting me up the wall

Would also like to congratulate our boys, we were outnumbered like 25 to 5 and they didn’t even double us.

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Oct 18th 2023, 13:55:05

Laughing out loud! you guys are cute! busy bees!

I guess ill re-post to get this thread back on track!

Originally posted by Turtle Crawler:
What a weird turn. You lost in the game so you want to make personal attacks about real ilfe? Dude I win in that too.

We are online at the end of every reset, like I keep saying: hard work and dedication. So weird. This thread, when it was posted was basically all copeing, but after that thrashing in the last day you guys are now comming off as unhinged. You say you won something, but you won nothing and know it, so all thats left to pretend to each other.


Lost? The game? You don’t even know what the game is and yet you proclaim victory.

Win? at life? Such simplistic tenets are the refuge of the simple-minded.

As for personal attacks, I didn’t attack anyone. I was genuinely curious what you get for the fruits of your labor in the game (hard work and dedication).

Because when you zoom out a bit, you are nothing but an insignificant honey bee, harvested at regular intervals, by us.

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Oct 17th 2023, 22:46:50

Originally posted by Turtle Crawler:
What a weird turn. You lost in the game so you want to make personal attacks about real ilfe? Dude I win in that too.

We are online at the end of every reset, like I keep saying: hard work and dedication. So weird. This thread, when it was posted was basically all copeing, but after that thrashing in the last day you guys are now comming off as unhinged. You say you won something, but you won nothing and know it, so all thats left to pretend to each other.


Lost? The game? You don’t even know what the game is and yet you proclaim victory.

Win? at life? Such simplistic tenets are the refuge of the simple-minded.

As for personal attacks, I didn’t attack anyone. I was genuinely curious what you get for the fruits of your labor in the game (hard work and dedication).

Because when you zoom out a bit, you are nothing but an insignificant honey bee, harvested at regular intervals, by us.

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Oct 17th 2023, 19:35:47

I have to post again because I'm still crying laughing at "part of the family" LOL, LMAO.

probaly the saddest thing ive ever witnessed on these boards, HAHAHA HA HAHA HA

Focus less on game and more on your real family (if you are lucky and blessed enough to have one!)

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Oct 17th 2023, 19:31:59

Originally posted by Turtle Crawler:


Yeah those x-Lafers are probably so because they never quite figured out what it means to be a part of the family. Probably only 4-5 people who actually know what it would take. Hell I post what it would take (hard work and dedication), but no one believes me, and you guys aren't willing to do it so you lose



Where does your hard work and dedication to this absolute waste of time get you in life? Do you use your stats on job applications and to pick up women? Do you show your kids your high scores?

HA HA HA

you still don't understand us.

HA

do you know how much pleasure it gave us watching Gerdler recall his stock 4x yesterday to try and c*ckblock us over and over again? poor kid was probably online all day freaking out and yelling at people...LOL, LMAO.

HA HA

in other news...for those of you wondering...the video will be delayed, we had more important things to do today. like napping

HA

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Oct 14th 2023, 1:22:25

Imagine crying for 8 months about integrity and how all you want is a fair competition for your tag….

Then when you finally get the chance to have a competition you get baited into blatant aiding…and you end
up proving to everyone you have 0 integrity.

LOL, LMAO.

man it’s fun making you dummies look dumb. We’d post the video but it has in game info and all that.

Dance puppets! See you monday!




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Oct 3rd 2023, 1:12:07

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Derrick, Coalie - you gonna criticize Real Man for being vitriolic and derailing the thread?


I'll keep holding you to that standard now since you want to hold me to it.


No because I’m funny and everyone likes me.


Originally posted by BlackHole:
Oh no real man, post what you just posted, don't delete it and be shy. Maybe you can work on another forum ban.


I just double posted, don’t get so excited friend. No need to cry we will get through this together

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Oct 3rd 2023, 1:03:51

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Oct 3rd 2023, 1:02:39

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
*Both are preferred to blowouts for me


>be me
>eat a ton of marinara sauce
>drink a bunch of beer and wine to wash it down
>have a nightcap
>wake up 6am in a panic
>run to toilet
>have a legit BLOWOUT out my hairy BLACKHOLE
>hot snakes and water just splattering everywhere.
>shidding and farding wakes up kids
>call wife from toilet to go deal with them because I’m in therapy
>login to earth forums to literally sh*tpost and BLOWOUT BLACKHOLE and watch him cry
>feel like a king afterward
>f*ck my wife and fall back asleep.


yeah idk Derrick you been on a roll lately…but maybe it’s time to get back on your meds, everyone needs a good blowout once in a while.

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Sep 28th 2023, 1:50:09

Although theBOMB acknowledges we are in the minority, we love and are pro-clanGDI, it’s like playing on ez mode.

You can’t send Rokkie or Karnage to suicide us anymore and now you have to resort to blatant aiding to beat us cause you can’t win legit.

Funny you guys are all about fair play etc etc but you are completely destroying netting integrity with your constant blatant cheating

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Sep 12th 2023, 14:30:20

l

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Sep 2nd 2023, 3:07:03

lol
Cute

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Aug 25th 2023, 19:59:32

To be fair TheBOMBs history is chronicled in a much more entertaining video format , but I agree, all the other clans are inferior.

https://vimeo.com/user124272684

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Aug 22nd 2023, 18:48:47

If you are out there buddy, send me a PM, its time for you to come home.

Its our last set and we'd love to have you, even if its just to hang out on the discord server.

TheBOMB hedge fund is like -90% and we need new meme stocks to waste our money on.

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Aug 20th 2023, 14:34:19

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Real Man:
,
Originally posted by Cathankins:
That’s your problem. No matter what Q does the players and your hatred for each other is your issue.

Fix it or destroy the game. I bet the stress of it makes the owner contemplate is it worth it dealing with you crazy people.

New players come and walk out because half of you are jerks and then Q tries to use a fire extinguisher to control your arson of the community and everyone hates on him for it


Listen up hank, you make a lot of assumptions here. Primary is some Kumbaya lame crap like you suggested and it’s down to 60 players. So you’re wrong. Conflict is empirically good for the game.

Second of all. We don’t hate anybody. TC is one of my current favourites because he has the balls to duke it out in AT and talk sh1t. The rest of his tag are spineless cowards hiding under a pile of crusty socks, who only come out when it’s time to gloat about something meaningless.

Lastly, new players leave because they get rekt and we can all play the game blindfolded after 25 years, not trash talk.


Conflict is good for the game, being an absolute raging prick is not. Vowing to run people out of the game is not good for the game, nobody how you try to spin it. Claiming you will never leave someone alone is not good for the game, no matter how you try to spin it.

And this 'I like TC, cause he fights with me on the forums' reeks of you just making an argument that seems convenient for you right now. Ya'll have been calling him a virgin or whatever for weeks on this board. I don't know why, it's a weird insult, but you have been. Yet you're going to claim you like him cause he fights on AT?

Sh!t, Getafix just admitted the reason he DOESN'T like me is because I fight with you all on the boards. That's why he told me he was never going to let me play on Team.

So which is it. Do you like people who call you on your fluff, or do you hate people for it? I just think you're all a bunch of bulls in a china shop, smashing everything as you spin in circles. You're fine with destroying everything, including the game itself, and have no care for your actions or how they affect everything around you.



As for the whole 'why do new players leave'? You're kind of right, real man. It's because they get rekt.


But you're also kind of wrong. They don't get 'rekt' because your so insanely awesome. They get rekt because they are outnumbered, never have the chance to learn, and then don't have fun.


Look at my existence here. I came in the game and got wrecked my first round in team. I made mistakes in attacking people, not understanding the histories and norms that I should abide by. 2nd round I got a team, and lost again. Not realizing that the WRITTEN RULES in the team server weren't actually enforced, lol. So third round I got an even bigger team. We lose again because the team we were fighting recruited more of their friends. I didn't realize that Mercs, Fast Cars, and eveyrone else basically worked as one team if they needed.


I think it was our 4th set when Coalie joined us and we had kiiinda sorta close to even numbers - and we got a bunch of kills. At this point I had learned a lot, and had a decent size team. But you know what happened while we were learning? We lost... I don't know, 60% of our players? We lost a TON. We kept recruiting and recruiting, but so many people hated losing over and over and over to teams that were yes, better, but also MUCH BIGGER. That was the big difference, the fight was NEVER FAIR.

That has been my complaint since day fluffing 1 here. The fights haven't ever been even numbers.


So I moved our team over to alliance to join up with LaF and actually have an even fight. And guess what happened? We WON! And our team did a fluff ton of adamage. We were more productive in that war than every alliance except I think Mercs and LaF. And I personally had more hits that I did than 90% of the people in the war, while being kill'd 14 times, I think it was.

I'm going down a rabbit hole... but the point I'm trying to make is that people aren't quitting because they aren't good enough. People are quitting because, due to the stratification of the player base, they cannot even get a fair fight.

They either join up with Mercs et al., like our friend Captain Control did, or they join up with LaF.

Any new player who wants to war and tries to carve out an existence outside of those spaces is doomed to fail because Mercs et al., will use their superior numbers to make sure that entity never has any fluffing success.


There is a word I would use for this... it's called bullying. Sound familiar? I've been extremely consistent with this messaging. This community bullies others out of the game, both new and existing. And they hide behind the 'get gud noob' rhetoric.






I stopped reading at the first false thing you said so
I didn’t make it very far.

I feel bad for people who have to deal with you in real life, you are one of those people who aren’t very bright yet you double down on every retarded thing you say.

Frankly I’m embarrassed for you.

Lol git Gud.

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Aug 20th 2023, 12:21:04

Originally posted by HEMPMAN1:
Why final reset??


lots of reasons, probably requires it’s own post now that you mention it.


Originally posted by HH:
I enjoyed the video haha and I'm in LaF and I was Barbarian last set.

This is how smacktalk should be handled on these forums! Not the same people fluffing about the same things in every single thread.



You seem like a cool guy, I think you’re playing for the wrong team. Win or lose I think we have the most fun out of anyone in the game.

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

You can win every battle and still lose the war, might I add that your videos are losing their touch. I didn't even laugh once. I laughed at all the other ones, this is the worst one of all the compilations.


No offence, but you don’t even know what the war is or the winning conditions are. you just do what gerdler tells you to do. In fact , we should start calling you Smee. You know, that little retard who does whatever Captain Hook tells him to do.

Also you are right, it probably wasn’t our funniest video ever, but we wanted to do a LOTR video and LaF breaking GDI only for theBOMB to tag 20 people to spank their little bums was funny enough on its own. Gerdler and En4cer were among the casualties …man those two just can’t stop losing . Thank god TC is back to carry the load for LaF.

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Aug 20th 2023, 12:12:20

,
Originally posted by Cathankins:
That’s your problem. No matter what Q does the players and your hatred for each other is your issue.

Fix it or destroy the game. I bet the stress of it makes the owner contemplate is it worth it dealing with you crazy people.

New players come and walk out because half of you are jerks and then Q tries to use a fire extinguisher to control your arson of the community and everyone hates on him for it


Listen up hank, you make a lot of assumptions here. Primary is some Kumbaya lame crap like you suggested and it’s down to 60 players. So you’re wrong. Conflict is empirically good for the game.

Second of all. We don’t hate anybody. TC is one of my current favourites because he has the balls to duke it out in AT and talk sh1t. The rest of his tag are spineless cowards hiding under a pile of crusty socks, who only come out when it’s time to gloat about something meaningless.

Lastly, new players leave because they get rekt and we can all play the game blindfolded after 25 years, not trash talk.

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Aug 20th 2023, 1:47:37

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Aug 20th 2023, 1:47:24

Originally posted by Cathankins:
Your #1 biggest problem I observe is there is no viral marketing or advertising bringing in new players. You need to be present on social media, tik tok. Get a marketing person if you do not have one.

Find someone who does marketing, pay them to do it. It will pay for itself over time with the amount of new players and donations you will receive.


b1tch I make earth videos for free for the lulz

just wait till chucknorrisbeard buys the game

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Aug 18th 2023, 2:45:50

Thank you Qz for finally protecting TheBOMB from LaF suiciders.

My favourite part of clan GDI is that I can do and say anything I want with literally 0 repercussions

HYPOTHETICALLY one could call TCs mother a wh0re and hide behind clan GDI.

HYPOTHETICALLY one could point out Gerdlers sister is getting blacked by a Somalian refugee this very minute and hide behind clan GDI.

But I won’t because I’m above that sort of childish nonsense.

But if I did….HAHAHAHAHA can’t touch deez nutz. GL HF.

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Aug 4th 2023, 17:53:54

Originally posted by Tertius:
Not that I don't like your idea, but one workaround is to message yourself.


WTF

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Aug 4th 2023, 13:25:00

Can we have like a free form text box somewhere in the country in game where you can leave yourself notes? shouldnt be very hard to implement

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Jul 27th 2023, 3:24:33

Originally posted by Requiem:
In your opinion.


Based.

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Jul 23rd 2023, 3:14:07

Originally posted by Coalie:


theBomb is a superior clan



And never been the aggressor! People just can’t help themselves griefing us idk why.

I think it’s because we are poorer, shorter , and have smaller penizes at theBOMB and we still get all the b*tches and groupies.

Makes them seethe. I heard gains even forgot to dilate earlier today.

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Jul 22nd 2023, 19:47:36

Cyref, go netgain on a solo server if you want solo player dynamics. What’s the point of having an alliance to solo style netgain on the alliance server ?

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Jul 22nd 2023, 19:38:26

hmm no DMs so far, I guess everybody loves IKEA in here.

Nevertheless, destiny is all.

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Jul 21st 2023, 21:30:50

Ahh I see I found another LaF cuck like TC who can’t face the MUSIC when questioned on AT

nice post deletetion KSF.

lol, lmao.

pathetic coward hahahahah