who has not yet graced us with a declaration of war yet, I've decided to compose one for them.


Dear DK and Evo,
We have a serious case of penis envy. You have such massive shlongs that we feel the need to kill you, thus making our own look not quite so small. Someday we may open those emails promising us larger penii, but in the mean time, we have to settle for bullying small tags and spousal abuse.

Enjoy the FS,
SoL





I think that pretty much covers their motivation.

Spousal abuse LOL.

I'll confirm that one LOL :)

I lold at this

**goes to sell his oil

Is penii the plural for penis?

learn something new everyday I guess

lol, nice Xelah

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly,
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye,
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight,
And as the plane crashed down he thought 'Well isn't this nice...'

And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

@Archaic

No, penii is not actually the proper plural form of penis.

Confirmed.

SoL's total penis length combined is 4 1/4"

And that's only when it isn't cold outside.

lol @ penii

this is not true. in reality, they have none. :)

My, how times have changed...

Best raised from dead post of the year, lol

i miss DK