EE PatronOct 1st 2018, 18:23:02
In honor of the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday..things you can say at Thanksgiving and get away with it...
1. Wow, that's one terrific spread!
2. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
3. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
4. Talk about a huge breast!
5. It's Cool Whip time!
6. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Are you going to come again next time?
9. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
10. Just wait your turn; you'll get some!
11. Don't play with your meat
12. Just open the legs open and stuff it in
13. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
14. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
15. You still have a little bit on your chin
16. Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it
17. How long will it take when you stick it in?
18. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
19. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that
20. How many are coming?
21. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
22. Just lay back and take it easy.. I'll do the rest
23. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
24. Damn that was some good pie!
25. I want extra gravy on my breast!
Bonus.. what NOT to say
Can I finish watching football first?
1. Wow, that's one terrific spread!
2. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
3. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
4. Talk about a huge breast!
5. It's Cool Whip time!
6. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Are you going to come again next time?
9. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
10. Just wait your turn; you'll get some!
11. Don't play with your meat
12. Just open the legs open and stuff it in
13. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
14. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
15. You still have a little bit on your chin
16. Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it
17. How long will it take when you stick it in?
18. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
19. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that
20. How many are coming?
21. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
22. Just lay back and take it easy.. I'll do the rest
23. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
24. Damn that was some good pie!
25. I want extra gravy on my breast!
Bonus.. what NOT to say
Can I finish watching football first?