Do I sleep on the couch tonight? - Earth Empires Forum

Banks

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Sep 25th 2018, 21:56:11

Taking bets. Do I sleep on the couch tonight or not?

I put our entire collection of Encyclopedia books on the front lawn with a sign "Free! No longer needed. Wife knows everything."

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Sep 25th 2018, 21:57:52

Quality fluffpost

KoHeartsGPA

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Sep 25th 2018, 22:40:17

You should have put the divorce papers on the kitchen counter, FAIL

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Marshal

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Sep 26th 2018, 13:24:31

so what was verdict?

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

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NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Banks

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Sep 26th 2018, 14:54:01

Well I had crackers and cheese whiz for dinner and I slept on the couch :)

I am thinking today... put the stove out in the front yard with a sign "Free for scrap. Doesnt work, burns everything."

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Sep 26th 2018, 15:55:19

That sounds like work. Just put the air fresheners out there with a sign that says, "Free. Not needed. Wifes fluff doesn't stink."

Same effect with less effort.

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Sep 26th 2018, 16:37:24

who the fluff has encyclopedias in 2018?

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Sep 26th 2018, 16:41:16

Put a sign on fire alarm while at it "this isn't a cooking timer" start directing your frustrations at her instead of relaying them towards your neighbors, she needs help, not them, help her help you!

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Sep 26th 2018, 16:48:56

I think you both need help. passive aggressive is no way to make things better.

Banks

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Sep 26th 2018, 18:14:13

Originally posted by archaic:

who the fluff has encyclopedias in 2018?

These are every bit of 40 years old. My parents bought them when I was a kid. They have been sitting next to the reel-to-reel player and hot oil lamp for decades.

Update: She threatened to have a garage sale to sell all of my tools, citing they must be broke because they can only finish 70% of any given project..... hmm

Mr Gainsboro

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Sep 26th 2018, 18:51:28

ill buy your tools :-)

Don of LaF

Marshal

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Sep 26th 2018, 19:22:50

bye bye planes

DerrickICN

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Sep 26th 2018, 19:27:54

Originally posted by Banks:

Originally posted by archaic:

who the fluff has encyclopedias in 2018?

Hahahaha

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Sep 26th 2018, 19:37:11

Originally posted by Banks:

Originally posted by archaic:

who the fluff has encyclopedias in 2018?

You have to finish your projects, bro!

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Sep 26th 2018, 22:04:26

Best post ever!!!

Banks

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Sep 26th 2018, 22:14:27

Originally posted by Marshal:

bye bye planes

you remember them :).... the F-18 went down in a burning ring of fire :( Nowadays.. its all electrics. not the same, but a fraction of the cost and mess.

Different topic: Is it rude to check my Fitbit while having sex?

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Sep 26th 2018, 23:20:52

What is Fitbit? Yeah very bad or really really really terrible sex, either way it is BAD and no I'm not going to Google it :/

Suicidal

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Sep 26th 2018, 23:46:45

Banks, I had ur wife....trust me, I would rather sleep on da couch. Soooo many women, Soooo little time

bigdogcwg

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Sep 27th 2018, 1:06:38

LOL you haven't sleep with your bed with your wife for years. Now sleeping with other wives in other beds...well, hell, who hasn't?

Kat

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Sep 27th 2018, 1:30:33

Originally posted by ebert00:

I think you both need help. passive aggressive is no way to make things better.

i hate to say this... but ebert is correct

Devestation

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Sep 27th 2018, 2:53:54

That joke is old enough to still use encyclopedia books

DerrickICN

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Sep 27th 2018, 4:12:35

Hahahaha. Sizzle.

Throw the cat out too because she clearly doesn't want a companion.

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Sep 27th 2018, 4:19:03

This has been a very entertaining thread. Thanks Banks!

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Sep 27th 2018, 4:24:25

LOL

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Sep 27th 2018, 8:17:50

ha ha ha....women and how they think their opinions matter.

archaic

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Sep 27th 2018, 10:47:37

#themtoo

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Marshal

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Sep 27th 2018, 13:57:59

Originally posted by Banks:

you remember them :)

rainbow (r.i.p) kept telling me and rest that you were busy with planes.

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

What is Fitbit?

its 1 of those health etc thingies ppls wear on wrists and watch those and their phones instead where they are walking to.

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Sep 27th 2018, 14:07:47

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Banks, I had ur wife....trust me, I would rather sleep on da couch. Soooo many women, Soooo little time

#dead

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Banks

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Sep 27th 2018, 18:58:19

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Banks, I had ur wife....trust me, I would rather sleep on da couch. Soooo many women, Soooo little time

#dead

Sui, you did? how'd my pecker taste?

In all seriousness, its a joke for those that got sensitive. My wife... I wish all you guys the luck of finding one like mine, a best friend and even more....

And F-you BigDog.. you still cant get over the fact that "strap on" spelled backwards is "no parts"

ok, back to whining about suiciders and blaming Derrick for it all.....

KoHeartsGPA

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Sep 27th 2018, 19:04:18

Salty!

-Sui

Banks

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Sep 27th 2018, 19:06:21

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Salty!

-Sui

LMAO! Ass...

bigdogcwg

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Sep 27th 2018, 22:17:18

Well if you didn't need a strap on Banksie...

And yea, your wife keeps you somewhat straight and narrow for a hell of a lot of year. LOL...which means, yea, you be getting old dog. Not as old as me...but old.

farmer

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Sep 27th 2018, 23:21:31

walked up behind my wife while she was putting on makeup ,she said what you doing? i said looking at that ugly thing in the mirror, she would not believe i was talking about myself.

sinistril

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Sep 28th 2018, 0:59:49

Originally posted by farmer:

walked up behind my wife while she was putting on makeup ,she said what you doing? i said looking at that ugly thing in the mirror, she would not believe i was talking about myself.

Lol

If you give a man some fire, he'll be warm for awhile. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Sep 28th 2018, 3:39:51

Originally posted by farmer:

walked up behind my wife while she was putting on makeup ,she said what you doing? i said looking at that ugly thing in the mirror, she would not believe i was talking about myself.

damn farmer.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Marshal

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Sep 28th 2018, 13:43:51

Originally posted by farmer:

walked up behind my wife while she was putting on makeup ,she said what you doing? i said looking at that ugly thing in the mirror, she would not believe i was talking about myself.

well lookslike its cough for you.

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Sep 30th 2018, 1:46:48

I so needed a good laugh, thank you!

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Sep 30th 2018, 2:31:02

Banks

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Oct 1st 2018, 16:22:34

This past weekend, we had friends over. So I said ¨Do I smell popcorn?¨ right after I farted so everyone would take a deep breath. She is not too happy with me today....

Marshal

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Oct 1st 2018, 19:06:40

and sometimes we wonder why she doesn't take a divorce.