My inbox blew up with requests to hear my answer to ebert.

*Drops a beat

I hear these cats, but I ain't listening
A little faint dissing, a little scratch, a little paint missing
But I still gleam and glisten, hot like a stream of pissin
I'm about to have your whole team wishing
That you never got this fluff started
You about to be dearly departed
You gotta be nearly retarded
To let me hear my name mentioned, tryna gain attention
Now I'm running through this game lynching
And I heard a few cats tryna take shots on the low
These express netters tryna fluff with a real pro
You had to be on mad coke and ecstasy
To think for a second, you can stand next to me
And I saw your game, this must be something you're new at
Cause I'd rather see a celphi/bot duet
My cellphone stay highlighted like a slap in the ear
So I hope y'all don't plan on making battle a career

Yeah I heard of the dark prince when I was a youth, scary
Then I found out that he was as fake as a tooth-fairy
Since my last mission this fluff been ass-kissing
I took a minute, I gave your war strategy a fast listen
Tell me this, with no pot to piss in, how you dissing
And I don't know what was worse, your game or the verse
I'mma get to ebert, but I'm smacking you first
See I couldn't even find one playa that heard of you
I did find a few cats that wanted to murder you
But I told 'em chill, I let 'em know you was my son
And I promise I can FA support til' you twenty-one
Tell ebert I say fluff him for doing the attack
Matter of fact, fluff drunck for bringing him back

i have a space heater next to my fans

LOL

lol

thats gold jerry gold

Colo... you are my hero.

I particularly like the parts when you talk about dissing.

It really speaks to me

pfft tooth fairy ain't got fluff on me!

LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDmwZVWGG4Y

Did Ebert just get F'd in the A?

hahahaha that video was epic.

So what is your country name and number colo? You can easily find me.

Your Sister (#69)

The OP is worse than Vanilla Ice.

Woooo! I made the cut!

All proceeds go to me, for I supplied all rhyme and reason for that dope rap.

That is racist. Ban please mod.

You might wanna send them another telegram.

Come on colo, what is your country? Oh, that is right. You are 100% talk.

@ebert:

He's always been all talk. Completely pointless to try and reason with him. It would be like trying to teach discrete math to a first grader.

http://www.coloradomammoth.com/roster/

Look for the animal crushing records. For the record, I didn't think it would actually trick you guys. My bad, forgot who I was playing against.

it is funny watching scrubs act like they arnt scrubs

Fake it til you make it! :D

Bahaha so I call these kids out for being dumb fluffes and they respond by telling me they are going to teach me a lesson if I give them my country name. I obviously give them my country because they can't touch me regardless, low and behold they attack the wrong player!! For those of you that don't know these guys, they run that alliance on the express server. I used to think it was cheating but I now understand that they run alliances on solo servers because they need 5 of their brains just to be competitive with an average player. I petition that the mods erase the dozens of purples they have between them due to mental handicap.

Don't worry, they will be on shortly to explain how they hit the wrong guy accidentally on purpose.

Does it really matter if we hit you or your clan mate?

i dont think you matter at all really

I thought Celphi was in an alliance

I see a t10 clan member just did what Ebert did., watch how nothing happens.

nim, celphi doesn't play well in teams.

He doesn't understand the advanced concepts of friends, and favors.

Brilliant job calling that!

*starts a slow clap for celphi