The two enemies of the people are criminals and government,
so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution
so the second will not become the legalized version of the first."
-- Thomas Jefferson --
Forsooth, mine preference is that of large posteriors
Thy brethren cannot deny
Whilst maidens tralpse in, bearing a waistline pinched
And the rump most round
Thy loins engorge with excitement
The two enemies of the people are criminals and government,
so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution
so the second will not become the legalized version of the first."
-- Thomas Jefferson --