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Ivan Game profile

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Aug 29th 2010, 20:24:04

Mickster leader of SoL comes to do battle and to hammer SoF. He brings 4,000 troops with him. As he reaches the battlefield, suddenly on the crest of a hill there appears a solitary figure, a little lone SoF trooper.

"Hammer of the SoFers?" yells the lone SoFer. "Come up
here, ya SoL bums, and I`ll give you a hammering!"

Mickster turns to his commander and says, "Take 20 men and deal with that
SoF upstart!" The commander sends 20 men over the hill to kill the lone SOFer.

Ten minutes later, at the crest of the hill, the little lone SoFer appears and shouts. "You SoL bums!" he yells. "Come on the rest of you!! Come on, I`ll have you you honour bound hussy fluffs!!!"

Mickster by now is getting somewhat annoyed. He turns to his commander. "Take 100 men and kill that little guttersnipe!" The commander sends 100 men over the hill to do the job.

Ten minutes later, the lone SoFer reappears at the top of the hill again, his hair all sticking up, his shirt a bit torn. "YOU SOL SCUM!" he yells. "I`m just warming up!!! Come and get me!!!"

Mickster loses his patience. "Commander, take 500 men and personally WIPE HIM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!" he yells. The commander gulps, but leads 400 men over the crest of the hill.

Ten minutes later, the little SoFer is back. His clothing is all torn, his face is covered in blood, snot and grime, and he yells, "Is that the best you can do???? You`re bloody WIMMIN!!!! Come on, come and have a go ya bunch of Jessies!!!"

Mickster turns to his second in command. "Take 1000 men over that hill and don`t come back till you`ve killed him!" he commands. The second in command gathers the men and they ride off over the hill to their fate.

Five minutes later, one of the SoL troops appears back at the top of
the hill. He`s covered in blood and his clothes are all torn.
"SIR!!" he yells. "It`s a trap!!! There`s TWO of them!!!"

Survival of the Fittest is now recruiting, If you want to be a part of the best warring alliance ever seen signup today!

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toma Game profile

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Aug 29th 2010, 20:29:05

To ask the obvious what about your current war vs ICN? How does that fit with the concept of best?
Originally posted by Slagpit:
Ruining peoples fun for no reason is okay, but ruining it for a reason I disagree with isn't okay. Never change, community.

Ivan Game profile

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Aug 29th 2010, 20:29:30


im sure that will be settled shortly

Kyatoru Game profile

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Aug 29th 2010, 20:31:08

I remember that post.
+Kya

ponderer Game profile

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Aug 29th 2010, 20:59:37

/me misses teh sika
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archaic Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 0:40:07

Originally posted by Ivan:

im sure that will be settled shortly


/me agrees
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Mr. Lime Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 1:12:08

Mickster loses his patience. "Commander, take 500 men and personally WIPE HIM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!" he yells. The commander gulps, but leads 400 men over the crest of the hill.


100 got scared and deserted I'm guessing?
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smurfy Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 1:54:18

lol very nice post Ivan...

My personal fav though is still "THE LEAGUE" one. ;)

Deerhunter Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 3:19:05

No offence but SOF has not been the same since the days of Monkeypuncher. Bring him back or you guys are doomed.
Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

M m i x X Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 3:24:20

lol

i remember this one :)
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Murf Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 9:09:27

I remember it also, but prefer the league one myself lol

Dark TwizTid

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Aug 30th 2010, 9:13:03

I will wait for Omar to post here. Then..... you got me in a few sets.

Akula Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 12:14:01

*sets fire to Ivan's back hair* >=D

fluff!
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CaptainTenacious Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 22:20:34

i find that martian was better at these kinds of posts
~The Saucy Buccaneer~
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Moderation being an imaginary place i go to when i drink.

Murf Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 22:26:09

sika was the best

archaic Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 23:30:39

Originally posted by Ivan:

"SIR!!" he yells. "It`s a trap!!! They've called in allies to save them in a 1v1 war against part time netters!!!"

Survival of the Fittest is now recruiting, If you want to be a part of the best warring alliance ever seen, look someplace else - SoF cannot win a war without the FS!



Here, I fixed this for you.
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omar Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 23:42:51

Originally posted by Dark TwizTid:
I will wait for Omar to post here. Then..... you got me in a few sets.


in a few set i may not be here :)
i just got back a few days ago

Ivan Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 23:46:17


Archaic is a bitter old man, I think hes related to mickster

mrford Game profile

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Aug 30th 2010, 23:51:01

Did I just see smurfy?
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

de1i Game profile

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Aug 31st 2010, 0:00:33

Yes, also get on irc.

mrford Game profile

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Aug 31st 2010, 0:02:46

Me?
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

de1i Game profile

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Aug 31st 2010, 0:13:05

Yeah, or I'll just private msg you here.

greywolf

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Aug 31st 2010, 0:45:49

glad you all made it clear that you're only the "fittest" when you do have two alliances, as your original post so cleverly pointed out.

Dark TwizTid

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Aug 31st 2010, 1:57:27

Originally posted by omar:
Originally posted by Dark TwizTid:
I will wait for Omar to post here. Then..... you got me in a few sets.


in a few set i may not be here :)
i just got back a few days ago


HEY! TD7 buddy haha dammit... ill be there soon ;)

Ivan Game profile

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Sep 1st 2010, 10:12:23

FFFF

gwagers Game profile

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Sep 1st 2010, 18:54:32

While I appreciate the help in bringing AT to the top of the post count charts, what exactly were you trying to point out, Ivan?
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"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Murf Game profile

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Sep 1st 2010, 18:58:32

who really cares, he's just pointing out sof is recruiting, and resurrecting an ancient post which amused the old masses of AT

gwagers Game profile

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Sep 1st 2010, 18:59:34

No, I meant the "FFFF" bit.
Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Murf Game profile

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Sep 1st 2010, 19:02:02

oh ok i can explain that too

it's the fluff way of TTTing a thread

gwagers Game profile

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Sep 1st 2010, 19:02:27

Ah, thank you.
Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Murf Game profile

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Sep 1st 2010, 19:07:21

no sweat been over a year of so since i last seen it used lol

gwagers Game profile

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Sep 1st 2010, 19:09:22

At first I thought it stood for something, and I was wondering if I'd have to defend my mother's honor or something equally serious.
Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Ivan Game profile

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Sep 1st 2010, 23:25:12

weeeeeeeeeee

Venerus Game profile

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Sep 2nd 2010, 0:05:06

Wow, its been a while. :/

Scarto Game profile

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Sep 2nd 2010, 11:53:18

Missed this post before :-)

Funny story though!
A lot like how politicians try to win votes in almost every country ;-)
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martian Game profile

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Sep 2nd 2010, 16:55:54

FFF!
you are all special in the eyes of fluff
(|(|
( ._.) -----)-->
(_(' )(' )

RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

M m i x X Game profile

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Sep 2nd 2010, 17:03:00

FFXI!
-=(M m i x X)=-

ponderer Game profile

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Sep 2nd 2010, 17:19:42

<fluff>FLUUUUUFF</fluff>
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Ivan Game profile

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Sep 2nd 2010, 23:25:22


You havnt been around long enough Scarto heh

Thomas Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2010, 1:13:39

Originally posted by Ivan:

im sure that will be settled shortly


iMag wasn't enough? Calling in more help?

gwagers Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2010, 1:49:42

Unless we're suddenly and inexplicably unable to log on one day, even that isn't going to "settle" this matter.
Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

KaiN Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2010, 8:00:58

lol Thomas must still be bitter about the asswhoping that SoF gave PDM a while ago.
m0m0 > you

Slagpit Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2010, 8:13:48

Can I come to #sof and trashtalk?

nimrodix Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2010, 8:19:16

maybe so but Collab would pound Sof into dust.
Even with Imag.
Oh yeah its true.

Ivan Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2010, 10:07:33


LOL your delusional nimrodix, and so is thomas apparently

Murf Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2010, 11:05:04

ivan who cares what they think

Thomas Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2010, 15:04:45

No KaiN, I don't care what happened in PDM to be honest. I knew they were going to destroy us...

I'm just not fond of Ivan because he's an idiot.

I'm still waiting for details of the coup that was led inside SoF that led them to create Natural Selection. Funny how that only happened 1 reset.

me

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Sep 3rd 2010, 15:11:53

Originally posted by Thomas:


I'm just not fond of Ivan because he's an idiot.


Originally posted by Thomas:

Hello pot, this kettle, ...

Ivan Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2010, 16:36:17


well im pretty much incharge so whats else is there to know about it ? :P

gwagers Game profile

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Sep 4th 2010, 4:05:09

Wow, that's some legitimacy you've got there.
Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!