TAN

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Aug 14th 2014, 21:42:15

mrford joined the navy for the semen

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 14th 2014, 22:14:56

mrford runs out of ideas quick

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 14th 2014, 23:02:42

mrford so dumb when someone pushed him and asked him if he got beef, ford thought he was invited to a barbecue

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 14th 2014, 23:08:41

mrford used some Bengay on a sore muscle, and he's been gay ever since

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 14th 2014, 23:42:34

mrford so dumb he thought 50 Cent was the price of the album

FREEEEEDOM!!!

kanga

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Aug 14th 2014, 23:46:00

Tan likes to drink his beer on the rocks.

kanga

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Aug 14th 2014, 23:48:53

Tan eats his own ear wax

kanga

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Aug 14th 2014, 23:51:55

When Tan heard it was profitable to go phishing on the internet, he installed Bass Master Classics and watched his bank account hoping it would grow.

kanga

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Aug 15th 2014, 0:10:17

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Carry on fools.

mrford

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Aug 15th 2014, 3:51:12

Tan Googled his last half dozen responses

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

TAN

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Aug 15th 2014, 14:53:27

mrford calls a 130v70 FS "tactical" lol

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mrford

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Aug 15th 2014, 14:55:00

Tan wouldn't know tactical if he was playing laser tag with some 12 year olds

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

TAN

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Aug 15th 2014, 14:57:20

mrford's metaphors are almost always hit or miss

FREEEEEDOM!!!

mrford

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Aug 15th 2014, 14:58:51

I don't wish to turn this glorious thread into some political flufffest like TAN apparently was to

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

mrford

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Aug 15th 2014, 15:00:54

All tan's pills are suppositories

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

TAN

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Aug 15th 2014, 15:03:40

It's true about your metaphors, don't be so butthurt

mrford so useless after he woke up from the Matrix Morpheus said fluff please and put him back in

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 15th 2014, 16:35:34

mrford has unkempt cuticles

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 15th 2014, 20:11:27

mrford drives a van with no windows

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 15th 2014, 20:22:32

mrford thinks out loud but makes no noise

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 15th 2014, 21:04:32

mrford has a stentorian sphincter

FREEEEEDOM!!!

GodHead Dibs

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Aug 15th 2014, 21:46:16

wow. line of sight @ 100 yards gives me access to the interwebs. they made a sphincter that can do stenography? they should probably quit throwing around legal bullfluff and get real jobs before somebody lops off their heads with a guillotine.

Dibs Ludicrous was here.

TAN

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Aug 16th 2014, 2:52:03

mrford ran out of replies

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 16th 2014, 6:30:24

mrford tilts at windmills

FREEEEEDOM!!!

iScode

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Aug 16th 2014, 6:32:46

mrford shaves his legs

according to PDM

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

iScode

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Aug 16th 2014, 6:32:54

sorry waxes

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Alin

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Aug 16th 2014, 7:14:10

iScode once won a wool shave competition

TAN

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Aug 17th 2014, 4:58:49

mrford lost his virginity in prison

FREEEEEDOM!!!

mrford

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Aug 17th 2014, 6:07:43

TAN isnt real

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

TAN

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Aug 17th 2014, 22:05:40

mrford likes to dress in a tutu

FREEEEEDOM!!!

flgatorboy89

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Aug 17th 2014, 22:55:41

Mrford has sex with TAN for foodstamps!

Jon
ZT, SoL

<jon> off to bed fluffbeater :p
<mrford> i dont beat fluffs
<mrford> i eat them
<mrford> gosh
<jon> well, fluffeater
<Kat> oookay....

TAN

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Aug 18th 2014, 5:15:27

mrford is going through menopause

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 18th 2014, 16:21:27

mrford can't run warchats

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 18th 2014, 16:57:53

mrford's nipples don't perk when he's cold

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 18th 2014, 17:14:45

mrford once slipped rohypnol into his own drink to daterape himself

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 18th 2014, 18:40:11

mrford is a scientologist

FREEEEEDOM!!!

XiQter

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Aug 18th 2014, 18:59:19

is this the new bonus thread?

TAN

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Aug 18th 2014, 19:48:15

mrford always picks his butt with his finger, smears it on someone's forehead and says "Siiiimba"

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 18th 2014, 20:50:34

mrford clenches his buttocks whenever he passes a parking meter

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 18th 2014, 21:25:09

mrford thought the White Power Ranger was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan

FREEEEEDOM!!!

TAN

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Aug 19th 2014, 19:21:21

mrford is sometimes reasonable

FREEEEEDOM!!!

mrford

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Aug 19th 2014, 19:22:41

Tan has the penis of a Greek statue

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

TAN

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Aug 19th 2014, 19:24:11

mford has the latent homosexuality of the cast of 300

FREEEEEDOM!!!

mrford

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Aug 19th 2014, 19:41:09

Tan's homo ain't latent

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

TAN

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Aug 19th 2014, 19:43:41

when mrford heard we were getting invaded by aliens he blamed Mexico

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EL Rapy

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Aug 19th 2014, 19:44:10

Originally posted by mrford:

Tan has the penis of a Greek statue

asian penis are small

mrford

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Aug 19th 2014, 19:48:11

Tan uses glitter in everyday situations

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

TAN

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Aug 19th 2014, 19:54:30

mrford thinks people with Lupus are werewolves

FREEEEEDOM!!!

mrford

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Aug 19th 2014, 20:01:19

Tan has a cat named dog

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

TAN

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Aug 19th 2014, 20:22:12

when a girl asked mrford for a French kiss he surrendered

FREEEEEDOM!!!

mrford

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Aug 19th 2014, 20:34:43

Tan only pisses into the wind.

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford