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Heston Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 19:43:48

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves... at the mall, parking lots ect. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you have not heard about it.
A heads up for men who may be regular customers at Lowes, Home Depot, Costco or even wallmart. Last month I became aware of this clever scam while shopping. Simply going to get supplies turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naïve enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends....
Heres how the scam works:
Two nice looking college girls will come up to your vehicle as your are putting away your purchases. They both start wiping your windshield down with a rag and windex with their breast falling out of their skimpy tshirts. (Its impossible not to look) You thank them and offer a tip and they say no but instead ask for a ride to mcdonalds. You agree and they climb into your vehicle.
On the way they start undressing, one of them starts crawling all over you. Then the other steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen April 28, May 1,2,3,4 then then twice on the 15th, 16th, 17th and 29th. Also may 19th, 20th, and three times over the weekend. It may very well likely happen again today. Wallmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for .99 at the dollar store
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martian Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 19:46:29

lol
you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

Akula Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 19:46:29

terrible scam, Heston ! XD

*slaps martian around with a fluff*
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Red X Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 20:12:31

bahaha this made me laugh
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Alin Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 20:19:47

I`ve read this before. Great SCAM !!!

The version i read had some nasty but full of pleasure, uncensored words

archaic Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 20:35:46

I love PSA's
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andrewmmuller Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 21:20:54

brb, I'm heading to lowes now...

ninong Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 21:32:18

lol! *copies and paste elsewhere*
ninong, formerly Johnny Demonic
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KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 22:04:56

Best scam ever!


*looks for original version with explicit content*

*grabs a bottle if astroglide*
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Uncle James Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 22:28:13

Nice I almost started to believe that for second or two> hahahaa

INVINCIBLE IRONMAN Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 23:21:16

I wish
Knowing my luck it would be horny TV anyway

BladeEWG Game profile

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Jun 2nd 2014, 23:50:21

That's hilarious
Thanks :)

BILL_DANGER Game profile

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Jun 3rd 2014, 0:13:41

HA!

HA! HA!

GodHead Dibs Game profile

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Jun 4th 2014, 1:24:46

meh, i've played a bit too much of Rumble Roses XX. my response to two half-naked women wanting to get on with it is, "STFU and knock that fluff out faster, or I'll never be able to finish this dumbass game you stupid fluffs." or something that resembles that type of publicly spoken Greek.
Dibs Ludicrous was here.

Syko_Killa Game profile

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5118

Jun 4th 2014, 2:59:03

fluff they can have my wallet, it's empty anyways, they'll be the ones who get scammed when they get home and find out theres no money in it;)
Do as I say, not as I do.

bertz Game profile

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Jun 5th 2014, 10:56:30

Damn. lol

Suicidal Game profile

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Jun 5th 2014, 11:20:03

Awesome!!! Needed the laugh!!

qzjul Game profile

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Jun 5th 2014, 14:12:17

lol that was good
Finally did the signature thing.

keivisuaL Game profile

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Jun 6th 2014, 1:26:41

Hahaha nice
Innocence is something we all forget. I haven't quite, I'm naive.

Rasp Game profile

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Jun 6th 2014, 14:50:32

hahahaha
[16:18:00] znc-rasp: We can kill bushido, but not bushifo, zack, moriarty, ghost rider, or darkling
[16:18:07] Req: Is that all the same person?
[16:18:12] symba: yea
[16:18:25] mob: my kids are like dad why are you laughing so much

Academus Game profile

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Jun 7th 2014, 14:06:29

*hanging around Costco hopefully*

pkeogan Game profile

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Jun 8th 2014, 20:45:06

hah. didnt see that coming