I'm an easy going guy and looking for an alliance to join next reset. I'm currently the head FA of LaF and have a number of top finishes in my resume. Like Boltar, I have a few requirements:

1.) Your alliance must be able to survive an FS, defined as not being tag killed in 24 hours.
2.) Your alliance name must not begin with E and rhyme with resolution.
3.) Your alliance must be able to retal at the beginning, middle, and end of the reset.
4.) Your alliance must not landtrade.
5.) Your alliance must provide sheep.
6.) Your alliance must hand over the keys and make me President in no more than two resets.
7.) Your alliance, if named DANGER, must agree to join LaF under the Eugene LaF division in no more than three resets. This will happen after criteria 6 is met.
8.) Your alliance members must name your countries honoring the greatest cornerback in today's NFL, Richard Sherman.

I think that's it for now. I'll add more to this list when I think of more reasonable criteria.

Candy Man out.

9) Your alliance must all wear pants, as Candypants likes to eat pants.

he's not even the greatest cornerback that will play in the game

http://cdn.fansided.com/.../2010/08/Champ-Bailey.jpg

that man says GET ON MY LEVEL

#realtalk

#nopedshere

Yeah, Champ Bailey only took 15 seasons to get a shot at the Super Bowl.

that's more of a problem of the supporting cast, not the individual player... but i'll run with this, since we're talking about teams now lets count the number of superbowl rings

denver: 2
seattle: 0

seahawks were founded in 1976, and it took them until 2005 for them to get to the super bowl. which they lost. it took champ bailey half the time to get to the superbowl as it took the seahawks.

but if we're talking individually, then bailey and his 12 probowls point and laugh at sherman's lone pro bowl selection.

#statsdontlie

#runtelldat

stats are for losers

#iceupson

sherman has been in the league since 2011? you're comparing apples and oranges. how many seasons did it take champ bailey to get into the pro-bowl. also keep in mind sherman got snubbed in 2012 because of his big mouth. he was good enough to make it then.

having a big mouth is part of your game.

like you Candypants

only one alliance fits that criteria.

Rival.

champ baileys first game was in 1999, and was selected to his first PB in 2000. it took him 2 seasons.

sherman's first game was in 2011, and was selected to his first PB in 2013. it took him 3 seasons.

#REKT



awwwww excuses excuses. butttt... if we're talking about excuses, it's more likely that his PEDs were a bigger factor than his mouth :)

anywhos, sherman reminds me of revis. great at the start, but does he have the ability to keep it up for more than a couple of years? only time will tell. and until then, he don't hold a candle to da champ

#cyaaaaaaaaa

you mean the incredibly poor mans champ bailey?

yea, thats right, anybody better than you quit. you sure are worth talking about.

its called a barber, not a tiki, tell me im wrong, donny.

Derrell Revis suddenly doesn't count? He is better than Sherman, except Sherman talks better Smack, lol

Candyman.... iMag. We are having the first nettting set ever.
1.) Your alliance must be able to survive an FS, defined as not being tag killed in 24 hours. - I cannot guarantee this. I have some people that dislike me and I think iMag
2.) Your alliance name must not begin with E and rhyme with resolution. - There is no E in iMag, though there is in "numbers" and in "galleri" but we don't rhyme with resoloution
3.) Your alliance must be able to retal at the beginning, middle, and end of the reset. Have you seen our retal policy? http://wiki.earthempires.com/...nary_Numbers_Retal_Policy
4.) Your alliance must not landtrade. - Negative ghostrider
5.) Your alliance must provide sheep. - hmmm
6.) Your alliance must hand over the keys and make me President in no more than two resets. - this might work :P
7.) Your alliance, if named DANGER, must agree to join LaF under the Eugene LaF division in no more than three resets. This will happen after criteria 6 is met. - This is up to them, and you fluffed up their name. I think you are in trouble.
8.) Your alliance members must name your countries honoring the greatest cornerback in today's NFL, Richard Sherman. - We can have discussions.

I will insert #9-
You must teach netting :P

cm, i'm insulted you even had to ask :(

oh yea, SURVIVE a fs.. forgot that caveat ;)

IMAG CAN'T NET!!! :P

5: imag has only used sheeps (used by scode).

You can't die in a FS anymore. You just come back with 70%-80% of your stuff.

Oh snap!

I thought we had something between us, Candy. Now you gotta snub me like that? Sad :(

Not bad

Btw Candy, it's 'an' alliance, not 'a' :)

We can provide some of those criteria :P

lol, I was clearly trolling boltar's thread. literally copied and pasted. blame boltar for his bad spelling/grammar.

I didn't explicitly mention evolution. Maybe it can "evolve" into a different name so that it fits my criteria :D

btw, I want an official response from DANGER.

I donated 5000 unused sheep to imag for there netting set, I understood there requirements for netting.

unused. oh sure.

They're on leave.

HA!

IF BY 'LEAVE' YOU MEAN STAGGERING DRUNKENLY FROM ONE DUTCH WHOREHOUSE TO ANOTHER, THEN YOU ARE SADLY INCORRECT. WE ARE ACTUALLY ALL STUCK IN SENSITIVITY TRAINING PER A RATHER UNFORTUNATE COURT ORDER.

CANDYMAN, AS THE OFFICIAL SPOKESMODEL FOR THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE COUNCIL OF ONE HAS REACHED A VERDICT AND HAS PROCLAIMED AN OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO YOUR GENEROUS OFFER.

OUR OFFICIAL RESPONSE IS . . . .

ORANGE. OR POSSIBLY SEVENTEEN. CHUCK WAS NOT REAL CLEAR WHEN HE CALLED, HE SAID CELLPHONE SIGNALS IN AMSTERDAM WERE NOTORIOUSLY UNRELIABLE. HE MAY HAVE JUST BUTT DIALED US WHILE ORDERING A ROUND OF DRINKS.

YAR!

say hi to Morwen if you see her. :P

sorry DANGER is merging into and taking over leadership of TPA next reset

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HA!

IF BY 'LEAVE' YOU MEAN STAGGERING DRUNKENLY FROM ONE DUTCH WHOREHOUSE TO ANOTHER, THEN YOU ARE SADLY INCORRECT. WE ARE ACTUALLY ALL STUCK IN SENSITIVITY TRAINING PER A RATHER UNFORTUNATE COURT ORDER.

CANDYMAN, AS THE OFFICIAL SPOKESMODEL FOR THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE COUNCIL OF ONE HAS REACHED A VERDICT AND HAS PROCLAIMED AN OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO YOUR GENEROUS OFFER.

OUR OFFICIAL RESPONSE IS . . . .

ORANGE. OR POSSIBLY SEVENTEEN. CHUCK WAS NOT REAL CLEAR WHEN HE CALLED, HE SAID CELLPHONE SIGNALS IN AMSTERDAM WERE NOTORIOUSLY UNRELIABLE. HE MAY HAVE JUST BUTT DIALED US WHILE ORDERING A ROUND OF DRINKS.

YAR!
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lmao