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martian

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Aug 11th 2013, 0:44:56

Your war decs are boring and uninspired. The fact that I have to say this via my wife's iPad should make you give your heads a shake. No YouTube, no troll lol, no flaming, no promises of biscuits, and no gifts make me a sad panda. On the other hand you have provided me with some data to see the impact of the changes on early wars so your are partially forgiven. However I. Tribute I demand demand cookie monsters cookie jar from monsters, a long kj essay from evo, and a good Xbox game recommendation from maki so. You have forty eight hours.

As for sof, your silence only makes me and lack of at trolling is only making me more bored. I will think of some tribute to demand from you later,,,

++martian
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

Suni

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Aug 11th 2013, 0:58:24

thank god I don't have to bake cookies for Martian ;)

Buch

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Aug 11th 2013, 1:02:19

I want cookies

Suni

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Aug 11th 2013, 1:03:43

if I'm not baking cookies for Martian, my fellow Canadian, you aren't getting any from me either, talk to the Monsters ;)

Fuji

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Aug 11th 2013, 1:06:13

I'm Canadian. I want cookies.

iScode

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Aug 11th 2013, 1:36:09

Suni would bake cookies for me if I asked her nicely, but I wont cause i know she doesnt want to bake them :P

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Goofy

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Aug 11th 2013, 1:48:55

You don't want cookies from Monsters, Big Dog is always leaving them around and they don't smell to good.

Edited By: Goofy on Aug 11th 2013, 2:33:08
See Original Post

Tytanious

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Aug 11th 2013, 2:42:14

MONSTER COOKIE

Xinhuan

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Aug 11th 2013, 2:53:36

So, SoL Evo and Monsters used over 300 turns to kill countries that haven't even spent 300 turns? Nice tactics!

tellarion

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Aug 11th 2013, 5:21:14

Originally posted by Xinhuan:

So, SoL Evo and Monsters used over 300 turns to kill countries that haven't even spent 300 turns? Nice tactics!

The changes are wonky. Just wait till you try it first hand :)

Xinhuan

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Aug 11th 2013, 5:32:19

Don't worry, I'm studying the numbers second hand!

bertz

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Aug 11th 2013, 5:54:07

fluff SOF!! lol

Zahc

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Aug 11th 2013, 8:18:06

you have a wife?

llort orp s`fos

iScode

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Aug 11th 2013, 11:31:05

poor thing aye!

the wife, not martian

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

bertz

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Aug 11th 2013, 14:27:44

Originally posted by iScode:

poor thing aye!

the wife, not martian

Lol

gege

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Aug 11th 2013, 14:28:13

...

Suni

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Aug 11th 2013, 14:36:38

Yes Scode, I would bake you cookies, but 8 weeks on a boat to get them to you wouldn't do them any good!!!

Marshal

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Aug 11th 2013, 19:14:58

use airmail. :P

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Suni

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Aug 11th 2013, 19:40:21

I'm cheap, I ain't paying $30 to airmail cookies to Scode ;)

Marshal

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Aug 11th 2013, 22:07:51

make him pay. :P

Drunken Dibs

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Aug 12th 2013, 1:02:46

why is martian using his wife's feminine products to police the internet? can I play with her iPad2?

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Send Me More 18-20 year old female virgins if you want me to conform properly.

Vic

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Aug 12th 2013, 1:11:23

KJ story:

There was this guy that was 4th tier and he was playing in a somewhat known 3rd tier alliance named Evo. The 3rd tier players of Evo accepted the 4th tier waste of space that was KJ just because he was within one tier and many of the Evo core could think back to their humble beginnings as 7th tier players so they readily accepted this guy named KJ.

Then KJ started to annoy the 1st and 2nd tier players and Evo began to be annoyed as well but didn't dare to upset the 1st and 2nd tier players and alliances by having the same opinion as those more elite alliances and players, so they pretended not to be annoyed.

Then KJ really annoyed people more by just being a general waste of space and life.

Then EVO was killed.
During this period some say Evo moved from 3rd tier to 4th tier. This is still in contention.

Then EVO decided to boot KJ and pretended to be all 2nd tier about it, but the whole thing was just 5th tier at best.

During this time LaF placed 248 spots in the t100.

/end story
/not an evo head

Xinhuan

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Aug 12th 2013, 2:02:10

Haha Vic!

anoniem

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Aug 12th 2013, 2:33:58

Originally posted by Vic:

Addendum:
Said 1st Tier alliance LaF were cheating out of their arses during KJ's reign as 3rd Tier Dictator of Evo by creating unbreakable countries with negative troops.

Said 1st Tier alliance leaders denied knowing hanlong and turdcrawler were playing dirty.

Said 3rd Tier alliance evo were not happy that said 1st Tier LaF were also hacking into their website's database.

People were sceptical whether said 1st Tier alliance were actually 1st tier, particularly after the revelations of their cheating and the fact that evo have been kicking their punitive arses in average networth since evo were 7th Tier.

Enter 11th Tier alliance SoF.

Said 11th Tier alliance SoF decided that they liked 1st Tier alliance LaF's style, especially hanlong's promotional video gangnam-cheat-in style.

N.B. My memory gets hazy from here on, therefore this mini-series is to be continued.

/end addendum
/not a database hacker

re(ally)tired

tellarion

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Aug 12th 2013, 3:06:19

Said 3rd Tier alliance Evo also won two triple crown victories back to back before 1st Tier Laf managed to accomplish the feat a year later.

bertz

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Aug 12th 2013, 3:07:17

1st Tier alliance ran to SOF for help when my memory is correct.

locket

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Aug 12th 2013, 3:24:13

Everyone has run to people for help but now no one wants KJ. I think that is something everyone might agree on. He sure did you guys wonders.. all those times getting tag killed for him.

tellarion

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Aug 12th 2013, 3:29:38

I'm the only one allowed to get Evo tagkilled, damnit!! Two times so far :P

bertz

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Aug 12th 2013, 3:37:06

Originally posted by locket:

Everyone has run to people for help but now no one wants KJ. I think that is something everyone might agree on. He sure did you guys wonders.. all those times getting tag killed for him.

I would still like KJ had he not act like a child and tried theaten suicides. He did his best for Evo

locket

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Aug 12th 2013, 3:50:45

Threaten suicides? Hah. I didnt know you could actually do something and call it only threatening.

tellarion

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Aug 12th 2013, 4:12:04

Originally posted by bertz:

Originally posted by locket:

Everyone has run to people for help but now no one wants KJ. I think that is something everyone might agree on. He sure did you guys wonders.. all those times getting tag killed for him.

I would still like KJ had he not act like a child and tried theaten suicides. He did his best for Evo

He threatened to suicide US

anoniem

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Aug 12th 2013, 5:11:23

Originally posted by locket:

Everyone has cheated before which is why LaF let hanlong back under a new guise. I think that is something everyone might agree on. He sure did us LaF guys wonders.. all those times getting fs info, 10mil troops, babysitting etc.

You owe me £10 for fixing your post.

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kthxbai

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locket

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Aug 12th 2013, 5:35:50

TC was the one with the troops. I also dont remember ever seeing complaints or even proof about babysitting.

And that I did not know Tella :P I thought you guys got tired of him for suiciding enemy alliances.

tellarion

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Aug 12th 2013, 6:23:30

Originally posted by locket:

After we booted him, he threatened to suicide and complained for ages about how we didn't appreciate all the work he put into Evo :/

locket

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Aug 12th 2013, 6:45:57

You ungrateful bastards!

bertz

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Aug 12th 2013, 10:45:58

Originally posted by tellarion:

Originally posted by locket:

After we booted him, he threatened to suicide and complained for ages about how we didn't appreciate all the work he put into Evo :/

I thought he was threatening while you guys attempted to stop him from his madness? Maybe I should read our forum more often. :|

tellarion

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Aug 12th 2013, 10:47:29

He did both. He was a threatening guy!

Vic

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Aug 12th 2013, 13:34:15

tell! lies!
you did not finish with the Triple Crown ever!
the set you think you won was actually played on a special server that QZ created for you guys - just EVO and mechanical countries that batch explore every two days and let's not even mention the fact that these countries had no DR!! EVER.

the rest of us on AT actually went along with it because QZ threatened to shut down the game if we told anyone in EVO.
(true story!!! no lie!!)

laf played that set on the real server with the rest of the alliances and as a matter of fact actually won the first ever QUINTUPLE CROWN!!!

let's just make sure you get your facts straight man.

CandyMan

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Aug 12th 2013, 13:35:37

bones

tellarion

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Aug 12th 2013, 13:40:35

My dreams.....shattered...... :(

Obvious

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Aug 12th 2013, 13:53:20

I want to believe this. So I will.

Milla

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Aug 12th 2013, 14:05:55

Martian you are always welcome to have cookies and milk at my place :) If you've been really nice you can even get coffee or tea! <3

As for trolling and badmouthing there isn't really anything to waste ones breath on :) Enjoy the show!