Feb 5th 2013, 2:20:22
THE COMMITTEE OF ONE WISHES FOR ME TO EXTEND A HEARTFELT APOLOGY FOR OUR SLOWNESS TO RESPOND TO THIS THREAD. WE DID NOT REALIZE THAT THIS WAS ADDRESSED TO US UNTIL NOW.
YOU SEE, WHEN WE VISIT THESE MESSAGE BOARDS, UNLESS THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE SPECIFIC WE ARE LOOKING FOR - LIKE HOT WINGS RECIPES, FOR INSTANCE - THEN WE SIMPLY SCAN FOR THE WORD "MIGHTY". HAVING NOT SEEN THE WORD "MIGHTY" ANYWHERE, WE ASSUMED THAT THERE WERE NO POSTS ADDRESSED TO US, AND WE MOVED ON TO A WEEKEND OF HARD DRINKING.
ALAS, WE HAVE ALREADY CREATED THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!'S TAG FOR THIS RESET, AND HAVE GRANTED CONTINUED MEMBERSHIP TO LAST RESET'S THIRD MEMBER, PLUS MEMBERSHIP TO A BRAND NEW MEMBER. OBVIOUSLY, THIS PUTS US IN A POSITION WHERE WE SADLY MUST DECLINE YOUR MAGNANIMOUS OFFER.
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SAM
ALMOST FULLY SOBER NOW,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!