I mean, I'm all for having my own thread, because I am a vain sonoffluff, but I'd feel guilty if I started that many threads in a week and offered so little content. Even when I do troll, I try to entertain.
You need to step up bro, its not just about your thread count and post count - its about how many people show love by participating in your troll thread. You're not even averaging double digits here, I've made 33% of the posts in this thread over the last two days out of pity.
Now, lets see your mean-on face, get out there and give 110%. Lets see some energy, I want people to rubberneck your troll threads like a burning school bus crash. I want Pang and Martian to start a topic thread about how to deal with you in the admin forum.