It seems that there has been some confusion regarding the application of PDM retal policies, so I (PDM head of sarcastic drunkenness) decided to post a clarification.

As always, PDM will continue to use the 'Wheel of Doom' to determine retals. For each offense against PDM, the wheel will be first spun to determine if we are going to retal or if we're going to let Paladin claim it and forget it.

Next, the wheel will be spun to determine the number of retals, which will range from 0 to 173. Some numbers dont appear at all, 42 seems to appear a lot.

Finally, the nature of each retal will be determined by a final spin of the wheel of doom. Retal severity range from a noogy to that rock crusher thing from the second Indiana Jones movie. PDM reserves the right to add or remove punishments based on what toys we find in Tisya's 'secret' drawer when she thinks we are house sitting.

PDM also reserves the right to change any and all of these policies on a case by case basis depending on our tide charts and whether or not Mrs. Detmer allows her husband the use of his testicles for the weekend.

I sincerely doubt anyone will be along to confirm this.

in return, I reserve the right to randomly abuse my powers to change your country names to match a randomly chosen theme of my choosing. It could be anything from fluffY BUNNIES to MARTIAN IS HEAD OF TAN :P

mARTIAN IS HEAD OF TAN'S ASS

Confirmed. Denied. Denied.

Wootage to the Wheel of Doom!!!!

SPIN! SPIN! SPIN!

lolwut

I saw it was spun just this morning sometime. You guys need to replace your current set with things in your policy ;)

The only thing out of the ordinary is the double SS retal made on a LaF country... And that is well within the retal policy and actually benefited LaF as the initial hit on a PS would not have reached the 80% mark. Other than that all looks good =P

This is what happens when I go on vacation. :P

You try too hard bro. You suck fluffs for a living?

This actually sounds like it would be fun/interesting for a bit. I think we could successfully implement it for at least 3 days before we get killed.

I give it 4 days