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Vic

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Oct 27th 2012, 19:32:57

swear to God, not even joking for a heartbeat -
kj just sent me a photo of his balls on irc. out of nowhere. wtf??

????

like seriously wtf???

what if my fiancé saw that WHAT THE f!!??!?!?!

Dibs Ludicrous

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Oct 27th 2012, 19:36:56

has she seen your balls? welcome to the internet. you can probably file a sexual harrassment complaint somewhere.

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locket

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Oct 27th 2012, 20:10:44

Those are probably his wifes balls

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Oct 27th 2012, 21:17:29

Hahahaha ^

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braden

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Oct 27th 2012, 21:46:08

if you're worried about fiance seeing it, why set it to desktop background?

Vic

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Oct 27th 2012, 22:14:16

welcome to the internet?
getting sent photos of some dudes balls?

guess we are on different internets.

elvesrus

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Oct 27th 2012, 22:17:26

now why would mr 9.5 send a picture of the berries without the twig?

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

Dibs Ludicrous

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Oct 27th 2012, 22:24:53

the camera was too small. we're not on different internets, you're just clueless. i will now ask you to provide absolute proof that KJ actually sent the information.

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Vic

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Oct 27th 2012, 22:42:38

right.

walking away from this one

Dibs Ludicrous

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Oct 27th 2012, 22:53:50

thanks for posting about the sexual oddities that you have experienced via irc.

he wouldn't happen to have gone to Penn State? you could probably sue them for millions.

Edited By: Dibs Ludicrous on Oct 27th 2012, 22:56:39
See Original Post

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Oct 27th 2012, 22:55:59

* left_nut waves
<left_nut> Come back and see us!

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BattleKJ

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Oct 28th 2012, 0:50:18

GOT TEABAGGED?

bertz

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Oct 28th 2012, 1:09:53

LOL

I found it hilarious. lol

Vic

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Oct 28th 2012, 1:19:56

lol i laughed but again it's just like wtffffff

Vic

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Oct 28th 2012, 1:20:11

lol ya i guess it was an online tbag

General Earl

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Oct 28th 2012, 2:32:54

it must have been only 1/2 a teabag, cause I swear I only saw one nut! *shudders*.. why do I click on this fluff :p?

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Oct 28th 2012, 2:47:07

Vic ur so fluffing cool

archaic

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Oct 28th 2012, 4:02:54

what is this, i don't even ?

(if KJ's sack is the worst thing you ever see on the interwebz . . . you are a liar)

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tisya

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Oct 28th 2012, 10:02:37

Again...why would you even click on anything KJ posts??

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Oct 28th 2012, 12:20:45

*Greekfist analcarries General Earl*

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Vic

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Oct 28th 2012, 16:03:22

no no tisya i think that's what you are missing out on.
i don't care , i think it's sophomoric and even funny to an extent , like a quick chuckle kind of funny then a puzzled uncomfortable feeling once it settles in kind of funny.

the point IS

i was there minding my own business. hadn't so much as written a thing in IRC and bam. PRIVATE MESSAGE. as soon as i click to see what it says - bam, little shot of balls. i didn't enlarge it, but that was enough to make me feel really icky

Vic

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Oct 28th 2012, 16:03:32

req love you man

Dissidenticn

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Oct 28th 2012, 16:15:28

are you sure they are his nuts and not some anonymous male porn nuts that he found?

How were you able to recognize them? (suspicious glances)

Vic

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Oct 28th 2012, 16:16:47

lol i can not be entirely certain, but considering the pea size and oddly shape, i'd give it a high probability

Dissident

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Oct 28th 2012, 16:46:14

because its impossible to sell subscriptions to such shriveled abominations?

Maybe on fetish sites.

Unsympathetic

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Oct 28th 2012, 17:09:54

Perhaps he was simply requesting a second opinion regarding his diagnosis of psoriasis?

archaic

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Oct 28th 2012, 17:21:20

could you see the tattoo . . .

n/m

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Lord Tarnava

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Oct 28th 2012, 18:50:25

pics or STFU

JanPaul

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Oct 28th 2012, 18:59:24

this aint true without proof!

show us some proof!

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Oct 28th 2012, 20:52:44

I would ask him to prove via pic IF IT WAS BOOBS OR OTHER FEMALE PARTS, WTF is wrong with you, boy!?!?

Pain

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Oct 28th 2012, 21:07:59

dont worry it wasnt a picture of KJs balls, most likely just one he found on the internet. i know this because KJ has no balls.

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oats

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Oct 28th 2012, 21:14:02

post + tag on facebook

bertz

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Oct 29th 2012, 4:11:56

Show the balls! LOLOLOL

BattleKJ

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Oct 29th 2012, 14:25:44

bertz likes balls

ninong

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Oct 29th 2012, 14:52:52

was it pinkish?

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EVO|Rasp

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Oct 29th 2012, 14:55:22

pics or it didn't happen.

tisya

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Oct 29th 2012, 15:52:40

Vic, I finally got a look and I wasn't missing out on anything. :P

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BattleKJ

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Oct 29th 2012, 15:53:43

^Begged for a look.

tisya

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Oct 29th 2012, 16:00:41

Oh please, I was screening for poor iNouda. Like he needs to look at your testicles. :P

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BattleKJ

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Oct 29th 2012, 17:18:46

^Far too eager to look.

Dibs Ludicrous

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Oct 29th 2012, 17:22:02

i'm bored.

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Chand

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Oct 29th 2012, 17:40:55

Originally posted by locket:

Those are probably his wifes balls

fluffing hilarious, I wasn't expecting -that- reply.

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iNouda

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Oct 30th 2012, 8:38:23

Originally posted by tisya:

Oh please, I was screening for poor iNouda. Like he needs to look at your testicles. :P

Confirmed. Tisya took the balls instead.