i waited days for a story that never came !!

pah it was the weekend, what were we talking about?

I have been waiting for it too. About that fluff in the bar :P I was guessing she pulled a knife on you :D

im kinda lazy to find the thread that you are talking about...what happened?

oh ya lolololo that was at C lounge in toronto...

back story. im tall and white. she was blonde and white.

i saw her standing at the bar with 1 other friend, also white and i had always wanted to try that stupid ass line knowing full well i would get shut the f*ck down real quick.

i slid in beside her and paused for a moment then dropped the line super white boy style.

her friend spat her drink out and starting laughing so hard.

she was not as nice got instantly furious and said "are you fckin kidding me? who fcking says that"

and I said hmmm apparently I meant meanest, mind if i talk to your friend since you can't take a joke?

then her friend let me buy her a drink and then they didn't even have the curtesy to drink it with me. they just walked away

HAHAHAHAHA stupid b*tches. I guess i half expected them to crack up and think it was hilarious. or maybe that was just wishful thinking

the moral if the story is play to your strengths.

Hahaha, I like the honesty in the story :) Good one :)

Lmao !! I +1 for the honesty.

The story was worth the wait :)

GirlUdaBadestBtchInHere thats my next set country name haha

Chevs u should give that line a go every other weekend :D

i prefer the 'sex and pizza' line

:p

late night carbs? whats wrong with you?

just as i was beginning to think you were my soulmate pfft....

mistake #1 you were at C bar:P

Maybe if you werent so ugly she would of drank with you

bonus

why dont you post a pic of yourself, then ill post some of myself and we'll leave it up to the community?

you f*ckin fag.

no actual pizza is involved. You invite them back to your house for sex and pizza, if they say no, you ask them "whats wrong, dont you like pizza?"