So I came across this and had a good laugh.
http://www.ottawasun.com/...ry-ad-creates-controversy

Basically a church in NZ put up a mural depicting Virgin Mary shocked at the sight of a pregnancy test. They invited people to put potential captions on their website. Of course this caused outrage to some, but what is funny are some of the captions. Please click the link to see the mural before reading the captions :P




Robert [Auckland] 14 Dec 2011 11:07:25
"Now, which way to the abortion clinic?"

Calum [Wellington] 14 Dec 2011 17:55:37
"Damn, and I thought it was only an @ss I sat on"

Don [Dargaville] 14 Dec 2011 22:24:01
HOLY MOTHER of GOD........oh...that's right...it's me....

Ali [auckland] 15 Dec 2011 02:10:09
"yay, I hope it's a girl"

Tim [Colorado, USA] 15 Dec 2011 13:16:58
I knew that angel slipped me a Mickey finn!

Al [USA] 15 Dec 2011 14:49:00
Saints be praised!!! Not even Pepto can cure this morning sickness.

Mallory [USA] 15 Dec 2011 14:58:20
Teen Mom 3

Jessica [New Zealand] 15 Dec 2011 15:24:48
JESUS CHRIST!... oh that's a good name!

phil [Auckland] 15 Dec 2011 17:26:12
Mary : No. Honestly dad. I never slept with Joe.
Dad: What ? Did you get it from a toilet seat ? Do you think I'm an idiot ?

PBell [France] 15 Dec 2011 23:49:18
Caption should Read
"Thank you Lord he will be born in Judea, he could have been born in New Zealand"

Philippe [Montreal, Canada] 17 Dec 2011 05:48:41
"I'll never trust sheepskin again."


and MY personal favourite


Jenny [USA] 15 Dec 2011 16:24:41
" Oy vey! well thank the stars Maury Povitch won't be on TV for 2000 years or Joe might want a paternity test! "

http://weknowmemes.com/...12/mother-of-god-meme.jpg

Hail Mary, Full of Grace, Please Let My Wide Receiver Make A Clean Catch And Score A Touchdown...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...anadian-tv_n_1134147.html

yah, yah... they'll huff and they'll puff until my PSP runs out of memory and can't display whatever the heck they were huffingtopost.

hehe. sorry. i'm not really trying to change the way things are posted. i just like to complain. and i'm fond of the way the forums look on the PSP.

hmmm pam a virgin is too hard to believe....

we've all seen the vids. Some of us more than once....

SNL Pam? the sexless one? err, undetermined one?

or was that Pat...

dang this amoeba poooo.

As a representative of New Zealand, I endorse this post.

I endorse this post. :) That church is 10 minutes from my work place. It has always been a controversial church. Some years ago, it has Saturday night "disco mass". It also rents itself out as an event function centre..and not too long ago, it regularly organises lesbian/gay masses/event. :)

NZ is THAT open minded.

hey scodey - re u still in akl?

disco mass sounds like a great deal of fun. i'm going to have to suggest this for my own church.

nothing says praising the lord like some bay street rollers or some bee gees

for dibs: http://www.globalpost.com/...-peters-christmas-special

More Than a Woman!!!
More than a woman to mee!!