Jun 25th 2015, 2:29:53
I was on a flight the other week when the plane was about to take off, and the pilot went through his typical announcements "We'll be travelling at 35,000 feet at a speed of...", you know the whole routine. However, he forgot to turn off the microphone when he then turned to the co-pilot and said, "You know what I'd really want now? A cup of coffee and a nice blowjob." At that notice a stewardess, panicking, hurried toward the fluffpit. When I saw this I said, "Don't forget the coffee!".
