It had to happen one day. I guess you all got a preview of it in the early 2000’s when Mr. Red turned over her Reservoir Dogs access to Omega’s grelk and anthony ciolli.

Today, I will post a comprehensive list of Reservoir Dog colors, their “legitimate” aliases and recent activities, including hacking, cheating, stealing and manipulation of Earth Empires and the surrounding political meta-game.

This information comes from extensive investigations starting over a year ago when the Turtle Crawler / Hanlong hacking scandal started and has culminated in part in the recent revelations of Earth Empires, Boxcar and personal user attacks.

I can also now reveal to Alliance Talk that in addition to the above, GHQ was hacked, including the attempted uploading of malicious viruses to its server. All told in the last several months the game itself and both major hosting services have come under criminal attack.

To the extent relevant, any information of rule breaking or criminal behavior (hacking and so forth) has been provided to game admins (Qz and Pang). They have opined on much of that material already and continue to assess more of it.

The remaining information collected will now form this post to the wider community. Make your own judgments and conclusions.

I have condensed much of the presented information as best I can, yet more information will remain hidden as it compromises sources or Pang & Qz's investigations. When trolling please remember that I have in various forms records of the activities of all of these individuals for the better part of a year, so if you lie you are likely to be called on it.

---- Who are the “Colors”? ----
(easy to review list in alphabetical order)

Mr. Almond (aka Hanlong [LaF])
Mr. Azure (aka Pain [RD])
Mr. Chartreuse (aka H4xOr WaNgEr [LaF])
Mr. Clear (aka Vic [LaF])
Mr. Copper (aka TheMatrix [PDM])
Mr. Cream (aka Turtle Crawler [LaF])
Mr. Firebrick (aka Mr. Magenta, aka Ant [TIE & SOL])
Mr. Gainsboro (aka Pierre [numerous])
Mr. Grey (aka Brink [LCN])
Mr. Lime (aka DIStopia)
Mr. Maize (aka Helmet [SoF])
Mr. Midnight (aka Ruthless [numerous, MD])
Mr. Reseda (aka Braden)
Mr. Silver (aka. Chump)
Mr. Smoke (aka Flamey [SoF])
Mr. Snow (ex Monsters)
Mr. Sunglow (aka Candyman [LaF])
Mr. Tan (aka Frog Bu, aka Mr. Purple [LaF])
Mr. Titanium (use to be MacDamon [RIVAL] now some idiot nobody cares about now)
Mr. Vanilla (aka Sov aka Xyle [SoF])
Mr. White (aka Gramberto [LaF])
Mr. Yellow (aka Ronnie)

Note #1: We found no evidence to suggest the following colors have recently played in multiple alliances or were involved in any cheating or hacking in the EE era: Mr. Clear, Mr. Lime, Mr. Midnight, Mr. Reseda, Mr. Scarlet, Mr. Snow, Mr. White and Mr. Yellow.

Note #2: some RIVAL members have optional RD account access, e.g. PG.

---- Give me the detail! ----

An AT post couldn't do everything justice. Follow this link over to a document which steps through the detail.

https://docs.google.com/...Phs3CdvE/edit?usp=sharing

---- What does it all mean? ----

Well that’s for you all individually and alliances collectively to decide. These revelations impact all alliances a little differently. But at least now everyone knows the motivations behind certain players and alliances.

Mr. Orange

So many in LaF... Why does that not surprise me???

Re: the document

Pretty sure Milla is RD so that would be a female SoF head (if she still plays)

Mr.snow in monsters gee that was a HUGE secret *rolls eyes*

Nice - +1 for RD.

vanilla is a girl?

and who thr fluff is reseda?

tits being mdemon explains why mdemon dislikes me so much

Lmfao!!!!

RD planned on downgrading LAF lol.

Come to our side Laf, MD won't break your heart :)

where are the rest of the colors?

Not doubting the info, but have some ballz and post under your real name.

I suggested this thread be moved to the Memorial Forum.

;)

Wow this thread will blow up overnight

Y no orange on the list ?!

Damn Eug is popular. Oh and I'm looking forward to "Survival of the Reservoir Dogs" next set. Nice to see you two working so close together this whole time :]

Read it....

Disappointed

lol at some of the guesses this guy made. the only ones he got right are the people who already outted their own colors (including me) the rest are not even close.

Mr. Titanium (MacDamon, [RIVAL])

LOL?

Feel free to correct him Pain...

or not?

This guys is feeding us with JPGs too you idiot.

Who the fluff is MacDamon? I am Mr Titanium.

Mr Orange, you just made me out myself. Congrats.

I've been wondering for the last 5 years who Mr. Silver is but thanks for pointing that out to me.

You are wrong about Pain. Pain is not Mr Azure. Pain is not in RD.

Dear Orange.

fluff you.

Sincerely,

Mr. Charcoal....of RD.


<not getting mentioned really hurts my feelings....PS....its my birthday too....Asshole>

PS: Do you have proof that Tits is MacDamon?

If so....Tits.....why have you never told me?
Me and Mac used to be fairly good friends!

BOOM

i didnt realize pictures were proof of peoples real identities?

pictures have been faked ever since man created art?

yea sure. Someone just made up that site to trick us all.

GTFO

STFU Smlandau84 you poser wannabe color. You are not me, quit pretending.

Good Post Mr. Orange. I have been hiding in secret for years as MacDamon of RIVAL and no one knew. Not even another color. I can't believe someone finally figured out who I am. I gotta hand it to you, great investigation.

where's my color? crap, i forgot to pick one.

I want to further congratue newbie Orange on his great post. To help fill in a gap he missed...yes I confess, I am Mr. Fuchsia, the manliest pink there is.

So are these multies, or people who moved into a new alliance?

It the color orange named after the fruit or the fruit orange named after the color

Reading those posts from RD boards, I'm surprised anybody still takes this game that seriously. Come on, guys.

who cares really

Damn, Orange went all Snowden.

Bonus.

it would be funny if it wasn't so unbelievably sad that RD is so concerned about me being out to get them & reading their posts in some of those logs :|

I was writing out a longer post, but decided that it's not worth it. here's 4 quick points to address the craziness in that stuff.

1) Obviously, I don't look at anyone's data. i'm beyond this server's politics and, frankly, have MUCH better things to do. I've had access to everyone's data for 7-8 years, not a single instance of me peeking at data; just baseless accusations thrown around as if they are fact -- by more than just RD.

2) I didn't cut LaF's API keys because of hanlong, it was part of the wider data breach investigations before it was focused on RD. I cut all API keys i thought were dormant (I thought LaF moved off my feeds and there was only 1 active user) and it was restored in time for the FS.

3) I'm not active in LaF and have no real political stake in crap. I don't like RD in the same sort of way I don't like the NY Giants, NY Jets or Boston Bruins -- I will always cheer against them, but I don't actively do anything about it. If you knew as much as you think you knew about fluff, you'd know that's how I think and you'd know how apathetic I am.

4) My activity in LaF is based primarily on fantasy football.

i would say its time to shut this game down if you were actually responsible for this, because no admin should be this involved. i actually considered it might be you for a min then i thought about it and realized it couldnt be you and i wont say why.

you forgot me; I am crayola color #1028484 Mr.Invisible Ink

I am Vanilla. That is all.

Galleri wtf? You told me you were Mr. Titanium

Vanilla BEAN???? Like the Frappacino?

This identities can't really be validated unless the source reveals his or her identity. On the other hand you can't really refute this by saying "it's not true but I won't tell you why."

The forum captures are more telling. I'm still waiting for a RD response to Pangaea's accusations but the whole denial defense without any supporting evidence is getting old.

He even missed at least Pewter for known colors. I'll fake some outrage for Nasjym due to him probably running out for some smokes.

YES! It is all about the BEAN!

Seth I am also Tits. I am sometimes called Vanilla Titanium....seeexxxxyyyyy :P Or maybe it was Vanilla Tits or was it Vanilla Titties?
either way...all legit

they actually missed several colors, they also listed some who dont even have accounts on our site like mr cream and chartruese. they also were only right about the identities of people who have had their identities known for some time. the rest were way off.

but they made mistakes and im narrowing it down (assuming this wasnt pang, which i highly doubt)

Disregard (left thread open without clicking submit - too many replies since I started it)

BUT PAIN! I AM MR.VANILLA TITS!

also only one nick per color is rather hilarious

When's the Laura Poitras interview coming out? I can't imagine anyone playing this game will have a hot 20 something pole dancing gf like he had.

I AM SPARTACUS!

I got 7 of 'em