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What about turning the fluffing page and playing the goddamn game ?

blah blah blah

I gotta endorse LaF here....if PDM is paying land reps, LaF can't be bothered to make sure they're taken to the acre. Maybe if PDM didn't have such a history of suiciders I could see being a little bit anal about it - but LaF has every right to PS attacks to increse their gains imo.

It's mostly irrelevant to this thread, but since I was personally called out and because this whole thread (including OP) is a whinefest, I don't feel bad contributing.

In the interest of clarity:

1) No Camelotians currently in PDM leadership
2) LaFers past and present regularly went out their way to ridicule Camelot on this board, so you'll understand why I cringe when you try to bring Camelot's principles into this discussion
3) I make no apologies for my personal desire to turn PDM into a group of permanent anti-LaF suiciders, but that has not kept me from FAing reps to a LaFer every 24 hours since this started
4) Virtually every PDMer playing a country has volunteered to drop defense and let LaF fluff them, despite an incredibly passionate culture of hate against LaF that has been revived this set
5) NOW3P's a tard, TAN's a tard, ford is win, and Parallax seems entirely reasonable

edited to include snawdog's latest in-site post with regard to this situation:
"Yea tho i walk thru the valley of fists,
i will fear no ass rash."

*flexes his ban power*

*fizzles*

I have yet to recieve any pacts from pdm or laf regarding this matter

I am highly dissapointed, and if all your base wasn't filled with so much whine and drammar, I would make it belong to me

Dear mrford,

We would put you on DNH and end this war, but we need your land to help pay back LaF.

kthx.

--TAN

*Preps a container ship full of whine and "drammar" to ship to mrford as a sign of good will*

*waves at TAN*

*wonders what kind of universe we live in where "Parallax seems entirely reasonable"...Hides under the desk with a blanket over his head and emergency survival supplies consisting of office coffee, bagels and the laptop and waits for the apocalypse to come*

Actually, Parallax is the most reasonable leader LaF has ever had, yet he is still so obstinately unreasonable!

*spreads blankets laced with scabees across his lands



You may take my base at your own risk. I will cure the pandemic across my lands when the appropriate reps are paid

you have 587,638 secconds to comply

The issue is not taking it to the acre - it is PSing when an SS will suffice, to get away with extra acres. If LaF had wanted "X goods" distributed to the alliance, then this wouldn't be an issue. There were certain amounts owed to individual countries which is why this became an issue.

*Has a "Cure-All HeeBee JeeBee"style illness blanket...Obtained from a wise bear shaman in the secret tropical jungles of the arctic*

mrford: Begin preparation of your base to be occupied by my field mouse minions (they work cheap and don't mind the occasional scabee out break so long as I keep an open case of snacks in the pantry)...

TAN: I can't believe you have dealt with SS and feel Parallax to be the most reasonable...Para is like a raging wolverine compared to the fluffy stuffed teddy bear that is SS...

/me wonders where NukEvil and his amazing name buster skillz are when we need to find out who Marthaen and EW are..(my guess is EW is martian)

Marthaen is obviously mrford

Tan it is nice of your one member who you are saying can still be hit to more then quadruple his break from what it was hours ago. Pretty lame in my opinion.

And you have gone out of your way to make it difficult.

nope, that member is me and it IS LOWER than a few hrs ago.

jeez get an op, a 3 day old country could break it
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I have made it embarassingly easy for you all to break,i'll be dorked if i am gunna give ya an op.

whine whine whine snawdog :)

well, i dunno if you can post my country # and break on forums...sheesh

meh they can delete my post here then. But my point stands :)

I am terribly sorry but this is the only name I post under


And I am still waiting on those pacts. I am growing quite impatient, so I have stolen all of tan's probing equipment. I did not want to have to resort to suchdrastic measures, but I am prepared to destroy the probing equipment if my demands are not met

my demands are not unreasonable, and the basis for them are just. I hope we can come to a swift and agreeable resolution to this matter soon, because this stockpile of equipment smells or namy rectums, and it's difficult to store

if you ever want to probe again, you will respond in a timely manar

Or you can edit it =P

Nope Detmer, LaF arrogance,again.

Yah and PDM idiocy and stubbornness? Offer up a huge break huge spal country. Fun.

Huge break?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Heh. The last time I dealt with SS, he just fanned the flames. Parallax actually knows how to diffuse a situation very well.



He doesn't have defensive allies now and didn't before.

He has more defense now than when he was first a target because I told everyone to buy up after LaF decided to hit an easy break with PS's.

I forwarded you guys his military and weapons tech.

What else you guys want? You want me to send you an offensive pact to help break him?

TAN..I do have 1 def pact that i can't break yet,and i sold MOST military..It definitely is NOT a 3 mil break.

he didnt have defensive allies a few hours ago but the latest op we have says he has 2. Unless its boxcar telling lies now instead of him? And huge break for someone who was an all explore and dosnt want over 3mill jets for another 400 acres snawdog.

aww man you got d pacts ALREADY? that post i made hasn't been up for more than a few hours!

just op what needs to be and you will see, it aint that hard..w/e

I R quick like that.
But i have 'modified'(raped myself) in order to make lil bitty breaks

Dear pdm and laf

while I understand that you might think that I am not all that serious, the lack of interest in me taking tan's probing equipment has caused me to take further actions

I have contacted the top crew from discovery's axe men, and they are stang by in a undisclosed location very near laf's forest

they are under orders that entail, but are not limited to, clearcutting laf's forests to the point that they have no trees left to hug. This order has a safety net timeframe built into it in that if I do not contact them in the next 1,567 secconds, they will begin the mission

I do not wish to take these drastic astions, but my point does not seem to be getting across, and this unfortunate ultimatum has to be made


In regards to tans probing equipment I indicated was being held for ransom in my previous post. It has been moved to a different disclosed location far away from my base, because the smell could no longer be tolerated. I am still prepared to destroy this stockpile of probes if pdm side does not contact me soon


Here's to a quick resolution to this escalating situation, and the return and safety of everyone's base

lucky for me, i do not really need my probing equipment.

*fists mrford*

*tickles*

@ EW,TAN and mrford,plz quit trying to detract from the flaming on this thread.
+1

Mehul Patel? Everyone knows that, dude. And you think your identity is a secret...

DADDY!!!

Well of course, I'm an Arab.

Look what happened the last time someone said that!

Tee Hee

I am most definately not intending to detract from the epic flaming in this thread

I have legitimant claims to reps from both laf and pdm, and I am mearly pointing out to the earth community the steps I am taking to secure the reps

maybe it is you who needs to stfu and take notes on how to conduct rep negotiations with out sounding like a whimsy little fluff.

These are mearly my suggestiions, and you may take them or leave them, but I believe they are good ones. Now, do not speak to me again girly man, I need to speak to someone who actually has some balls and clout in pdm and laf about my reps


Love
mrford

I am sorry to raise your'e ire hunny..now get over here and [have marital relations with me]
Thanks

(edited for content by pang)

snaw, edit that out plz.

i dunno if you realize, but ford is actually married...so that's not really appropriate.

I already got it, TAN


I'm just surprised mrford has made more than 2 posts on a flame thread that wasn't in reference to the NA deletions... :p

I think he has more posts than I do~!

I don't understand, how are we suppose to avoid taking more than what was owed?

You can't punch in how many acres you want to take in a grab, you get what you get. Retals/Reps are always taken in PS form, thats just how it is. If someone did decide to send a SS and failed, would you allow them to try again? I highly doubt it...

The fact is that if you didn't want them taking that much land in their hits, then perhaps you should have offered countries as reps that were going to give yields more in keeping with the reps owed, given that you KNOW that hits are going to be PS.

Overall, this thread/decision = shenanigans

I did not get to read what that said, but I'm sure it was a highly inteligent responce to my well thought post. So now we can get back to my reps if this is done. I will not indulge in your peyyt flaming when moneys is on the line

H4, I gave multiple countries to Parallax.

Also, these aren't retals. They are land compensation.

I gave you the breaks on some of them, especially the one that was hit. It would have been an easy SS break.

There was no excuse for any PS's, Paradigm doesn't recognize PS-only hits, and we don't care if you do.

If you want PS-only hits, then don't hit, because it won't be accepted if you go beyond what is owed.

Anyways, things have already been worked out between myself and Parallax.

I haz a iPod I got for my birfday so I cab browse the forums at work now


But that is not the main issue here, nor are the na deletions

have laf and pdm come to terms on my reps and how they will be distributed?

mrford, as soon as you choose one of your three retal policies and make it official, we can discuss reps that NA owes to PDM.

I've already got my broom, h4.

But LaF hasn't went above what is owed, you still owe land.

The distribution of the land isn't your decision, its the decision of the defending countries.

If we want to give all the acres to just 1 or 2 countries, thats our choice. If we want all our countries to PS (and some countries don't get to hit because the reps are all done before they got their turn), once again that is LaF's choice.

Also, are you seriously going to try to argue that PS isn't the standard attack type of retals/reps now?