Attention all citizens of Earth Empires, LaF hereby declares war! But don't worry, it's not your average war. A group has trained us called the BOMB (Brotherhood Of Man Bros) in the art of the SS – First Strike.

You might be wondering, what is the Standard Strike First Strike? Well, it's when you hit your opponent so hard and fast that they don't even have time to strike back. It's like taking candy from a small infant baby Gerdler (approx 6lbs and bald), but with way more explosions.

So, to our enemies (including Tmac), be prepared to face the wrath of our highly trained BOMB squad (LaF). We have an arsenal of jokes so offensive, they'll make you wish you never started this war in the first place. And if that doesn't work, we'll just tickle you until you surrender.

To our allies, don't worry (except Tmac), we've got this. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show (Including suiciding Tmac). And if you're feeling extra brave, feel free to join in on the fun (Please AB Tmac members of the Resistance).

So let it be known, the BOMB has been dropped, and we're ready to strike. Get ready to surrender!

- Written by Gains, posted by Req, at the direction of Real Man who is in service to Zen

P.S. Tmac won't be getting any more netting records (Wink-Wink someone please AB him - said anonymous LaF member)

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Can't we all just get along?

/me Tickles symba

Lol I died in the SS FS. I am waiting for the LaF AB run on my restart lol

I demand reps for my country

tldr; Requiem is Gerdler...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljAOgWK8NOI

fake war dec. it's enough with the one you made last reset. We don't have to spam AT like you trolls.

The spamming is usually left to your new member Black Hole. Did you muzzle him and the JL tag this round????

i see no war

Exactly. LaF is netting and farming bots

Lol gonna be a long time before you net and farm bots

AT is has and always will be the source of truth. You silly goose everyone knows this.

Eat more protein you nerds.

For those that have sent me feet photos...thank you
So far it has been Coalie, Superfly, Zen, Requiem, Gerdler, LB, gains, rasp, doug, all of stones, sof, and my personal favorite: BromanceNZ. These are just to name a few.

It is on AT.

You couldn't afford the photos of my feet. They currently rank #1 on all foot fetish porn sites.

I'm sure galleri gets her daily source of protein.

Hiyooooo

🖕

what buch said

Hahah that is a good one SF

We've joined in on the fun. As our first set back we decided it'd be a great way to get back into the swing of things!

Y'all need Jesus, toe suckers!

congratulations on joining the Good Guys aka the winning side unlike those Resistance/Justice League noobs who decided to throw in with the AB suiciders

First set back and WAR, good men!

omfg if my mother knew im playing this game again, im dead.

I'm trying to keep the wife from finding out I've made a country again 💀💀

https://youtu.be/Bcf4Wyf520A

Who's winning the war?

The Resistance.

Confirmed, The Resistance > LaF

I knew LaF was just a Resistance outpost.

That's not a fair equation.

The Resistance > *all



Let's look at the facts.

The Resistance created a team. Then The Resistance inspired activity in Darkness. Then Resist lured Apoc out of retirement. Rumor on the street is Resist has also lured Bomb out of retirement.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Resistance is Achilles before the legends were written. They are Thales before the first studies into electricity.


If time is a flat circle, than The Resistance is the greatest alliance in Earth's history. Ya'll just don't know it's already happened.

Your friend just died, like the rest of you in good time. Welcome to the killing floor.

Yeah! fluff Laf!!¡!!!

Baby Simba!

I love you so much man.

I could literally say 'Cheerios are the best cereal ever' and you'd come on here to tell me how I'm going to choke on Cheerios and die. And that you're going to shove Cheerios down my throat for the rest of my life.



It makes me all warm and fuzzy to know I've had such an effect on you.



As for my buddy who died? Yea, he may have died.... but you do realize that death just powers us?


Ok here. Let me really break this down for you.


You killed 3 of us independently. We grew into an alliance. You killed us again. We grew into a team of 5. You killed us again. We grew into 8.

Keep killing us. We will keep growing. We are like a fluffing worm dude. You cut us in half, now there is just two of us. Jokes on you bro. YOU CAN'T STOP US.


Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

I think LaF is the greatest allaince of all time. What other team could unite Mercs SoL and SoF to work together against a common enemy.

Only LaF could bring Apoc, Bomb and Elders out of retirement to fight against them lol.

Black Hole here is a video message from alliances own son Chevs!

https://vimeo.com/692057852

GIVE US FREE!


Also after showing you how Chevs does allaince posts. I fully expect you to start doing propaganda videos for us!

I'm fully aware of how a real man does alliance posts.


I think one of us is operating on incomplete information. And it's not me.


The world isn't what it seems, Mr. Fly.

If we say his name 3 times he will return… Real Man. . .

Real man!

I’m going to get this entire server drunk lol

Real Man

Real Man!!

I like Real Men!

Omg…. I meant I like real man, not that I like real men! Omg delete! Lol

Thanks for confirming my suspicion about you.

SoFers getting purpled. Nice.

What suspicions are those? That I'm amazing?

We can confirm, Doug likes real man. Doug does not like the other real men. In conclusion, Doug likes real man.
We are still trying to confirm if Doug likes men that are real.

Back to you Ollie with the weather.

Your "I'm new to this game" facade has crumbled, reveal yourself, idiot from the past or troll?