I need a team anyone want me? I havn't played in a long time so don't expect an expert lol.

drunck is looking warrers.

tella no longer accepts warring cpuntries on the weedy and tella holding hands while netting server. sorry. blame colo. he got uppity, and um, tella put a stop to people further ruining our holding of hands.

some of us are lonely, and um, tella is tired of us being apart

lol@braden

anyway...PM me the info if you want me to join up.

.. and be deleted immediately for rules violations?
do it.

rules violations?

..
... really?.. like, not joking?..

Hang on. I gotta find our application. After last reset's debacle, we have to know what kind of player we're allowing into our ranks. Not exactly exclusive, but we just need to be sure what we're including into our world. Okay, I hope you don't mind, but the application is 54 questions long with 2 bonus essay questions. Essay parameters are a minimum of 1 words, a limit 3 emoticons (must be different), and a reference to the history of your world. Not hard at all.

Let me be the first to welcome you to the application......IF, I can find it. thank you.

hmmmm

1: yes
2: no
3: maybe
4: triceratops
5: rhino
6: you want me to do what with your mother?
7: sick burn
8: Azshane-Ysera
9: AB FS
10: Sabotage FS
11: some college
12: 25-35
13: don't own a car
14: I tend to snipe things
15: when I try I don't die (explained to the drunks how they got me)
16: What We Do in the Shadows
17: LotRO
18: Syphilis
19: 3(4 if you count nevada)
20: 2/7 and 2/10 heroic
21: druid
22: resto
23: burnette's
24: indica
25: 24/7
26: I try to not be anonymous
27: @elvesrus
28: facebook.com/elvesrus
29: kareem at night
30: monkeys
31: the crow
32: 84"
33: you pervert (drop the 4)
34: colorado springs
35: necessary after the last one?
36:
37: +14159447747
38: can feel ghosts
39: they listen
40: vape4life
41: godfathers, but only because I haven't tried papa aldo's taco
42: yes I know it's murphy now
43: hollywood>blockbuster
44: dracunculiasis
45: Richard Prince
46: 71218
47: 10s for an item going for over 1000g
48: 12g for an item going for 12k
49: king chem and shaw 4
50: ecto cooler
51: rivercats
52: giants
53: granuloma inguinale (don't look at images, including wikipedia. please don't ban me for that tella)
54: hed pe
b1: my slashdot UID is lower than qzjuls (and most others. 5 digit club ftw!) :p
b2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64 essay in video form ;)

How did I do?

a for effort f for execution

like you have the elders application form :p

if you thought his granuloma was bad, just wait for his bartholins cist..

that would be awkward

some people pay good money for that

experience?

awkward vaginal growths?

guess I can't say you brought it up here unless I claim the question to the granuloma answer is my favourite std to read about.

but then again I really like Treponema Pallidum. it kills ;)

to paraphrase the new testament, i think john:
nigga, its hpv or bust. or more to the point, hpv and bust?

(bee tee dubs? some of the greatest men in history have died of syphilis)

THANKS COLUMBUS! great gift to go with those blankets

Interesting elvesrus, I see you went the abcdef pattern of answering. Luckily we anticipated someone trying this as we formulated our application using real formulas. Fear not, for there is hope for you yet. your guesses were as good as mine in many instances. Plus, you got the 256th best guess answers ever. props for that, claps too.

smh, wth has happened to this post.

Sorry ZDH lol. Welcome to the games best server ;)

the spammers took over. it happens a lot :)

everytime

just wait until tella starts deleting any post not from weedy and tella holding hands while netgaining. then the real fun begins.

I'm just waiting for my socks to dry. Don't ask. There isn't a sexy enough answer for it.

regardless, let us assume the punchline is some people pay good money for that?

that's all the call back ;)

"I'm just waiting for my socks to dry."

name of Thunder's sextape

is dissident a brooklyn 99 fan?

whats up little man? feeling sexy?

why do you have to constantly tease me about my weight? :(

it's a line from brooklyn nine nine.

So good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCfzGvCVl5A

cause you are so fat?

Marshal is trying to fat shame me !!! BULLY!! Ban Him!!

don't make me point boltar this way

the show is comic gold. charles i think is my favourite.

yo.. how much you bench? seriously?

bolty is skinny nowadays.

compared to where he was. still wouldn't call him skinny yet.

he burned a lot of calories throwing darts and hitting on jersey girls

thats cause they were running away and he had to literally chase after them.

nobody runs from the baby blues ;)