Poor Link runs as hard as his little legs can carry him and hops on his loyal and trusty stead, a tear streaks down his cheek. Faster he rides the stallion only to reach the edge of the castle grounds in time to catch a whiff of Ganon's magical reefer madness.
Link steadily, solomly whispers "I will find you... And I will kill you!"
Will Link find his Princess? Will the princess survive Lord Ganon's terror? Will we get to see pictures of her perfect golden bush? All will be revealed as long as Link has the balls to chase a magical maniac to hunt down his one. true. love.
/me sends Princess Zelda's pinky in a box to Link with a note.
Dear Link,
My spies have reported no attempt at rescuing your beloved. Therefore I have no need to keep her alive. This is your last warning, if you do not begin your search for Zelda I shall begin hunting down each and every one of your beloveds.
why thank you good sir.. this is turning out to be just as fun as i had hoped in the first place.. a few bumps on the ride here.. but i like the end rsult.. looking forward to slugging it out for the next couple weeks :)
Do you sleep still? Wait! Do not be so hasty, boy... I can see this girl's dreams... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans as far as the eye can see. They are vast seas... None can swim across them... They yield no fish to catch... What did the King of Hyrule say?... That the gods sealed Hyrule away? And they left behind people who would one day awaken Hyrule? How ridiculous... So many pathetic creatures, scattered across a handful of islands, drifting on this sea like fallen leaves on a forgotten pool... What can they possibly hope to achieve? Don't you see? All of you... Your gods destroyed you!
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