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Ganon

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Nov 10th 2015, 17:41:51

Mwuahahah your t&a are belong to me now!!! No scrawny farmboy can save you now!

/me Grabs Zelda and disappears.

Hint: The disappearing smoke smells slightly of reefer

Narrator

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Nov 10th 2015, 17:48:52

Poor Link runs as hard as his little legs can carry him and hops on his loyal and trusty stead, a tear streaks down his cheek. Faster he rides the stallion only to reach the edge of the castle grounds in time to catch a whiff of Ganon's magical reefer madness.

Link steadily, solomly whispers "I will find you... And I will kill you!"

Will Link find his Princess? Will the princess survive Lord Ganon's terror? Will we get to see pictures of her perfect golden bush? All will be revealed as long as Link has the balls to chase a magical maniac to hunt down his one. true. love.

Link

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Nov 10th 2015, 19:36:37

LMAO

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Marshal

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Nov 10th 2015, 20:18:36

link doesn't care about princesses except his own little princess.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Link

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Nov 10th 2015, 21:12:11

Link.

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DruncK

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Nov 10th 2015, 22:24:30

Dude, she's the fluffing princess. Hyrule would hunt you down like a lil fluff if you don't go after her!

jjterrico

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Nov 10th 2015, 23:21:34

Lmao don't forget to pick up the masks and fluff in the way!!

Link

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Nov 10th 2015, 23:41:06

I'll grab the fluff when I'm stoned, drunk and horny this weekend

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galleri

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Nov 11th 2015, 0:50:28

No. Just no. This is not happening.

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<cloud-rasp> It’s real bad
<cloud-rasp> DDOSing my DESTOCK

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Link

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Nov 11th 2015, 4:15:44

LOL galllyy

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Marshal

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Nov 11th 2015, 13:58:38

Gallery ain't a princess so she doesn't need to be rescued.

Link

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Nov 12th 2015, 18:54:13

Hmm

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Ganon

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Nov 12th 2015, 19:04:35

/me sends Princess Zelda's pinky in a box to Link with a note.

Dear Link,
My spies have reported no attempt at rescuing your beloved. Therefore I have no need to keep her alive. This is your last warning, if you do not begin your search for Zelda I shall begin hunting down each and every one of your beloveds.

Sincerely,
Lord Ganon

Link

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Nov 12th 2015, 19:52:53

/me counts ruppees

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drkprinc

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Nov 17th 2015, 9:31:20

I'll trade you a green one for 10 red ones you know the greens are worth the most >.>

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Link

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Nov 17th 2015, 11:25:03

LOL

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Ganon

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Nov 19th 2015, 1:42:59

You sniveling fool, I warned your! I warned ALL of you! <insert evil laugh here>

Valhalla will reign holy hell upon your woman and children, just as you done so to your poor little Princess Stupidface's hope for true love.

The man in black puts you to shame Mr Link Hyrulesasshole, engard!

/me takes off mask

DruncK

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Nov 19th 2015, 1:45:57

Elders and Valhalla's mutual war has begun, please place both team on DNH. Police include but are not limited to Judges, Heroes, W and SPARTA.

Let the games begin!

You guys miss the point of the war, it is to have fun. Win/lose I hope we get to teach you a lesson on how to do so!

Good luck to both sides =D

GeneralofRome

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Nov 19th 2015, 1:49:25

That counter time was pretty impressive Elders...I like it

Link

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Nov 19th 2015, 2:21:34

why thank you good sir.. this is turning out to be just as fun as i had hoped in the first place.. a few bumps on the ride here.. but i like the end rsult.. looking forward to slugging it out for the next couple weeks :)

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bladenightbreeze

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Nov 19th 2015, 2:24:43

not bad considerin elder blade is a rusty old war horse

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Link

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Nov 19th 2015, 11:17:27

LOL. Did well tho man. Like riding a bike eh?

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bladenightbreeze

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Nov 19th 2015, 22:11:52

a rusty bike lol

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DruncK

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Nov 19th 2015, 22:21:17

You did great man! Walling is a fluffin blast =)

Link

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Nov 19th 2015, 22:29:21

Share the fun lol

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Ganon

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Nov 25th 2015, 5:19:00

Do you sleep still? Wait! Do not be so hasty, boy... I can see this girl's dreams... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans as far as the eye can see. They are vast seas... None can swim across them... They yield no fish to catch... What did the King of Hyrule say?... That the gods sealed Hyrule away? And they left behind people who would one day awaken Hyrule? How ridiculous... So many pathetic creatures, scattered across a handful of islands, drifting on this sea like fallen leaves on a forgotten pool... What can they possibly hope to achieve? Don't you see? All of you... Your gods destroyed you!

Link

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Nov 26th 2015, 1:56:24

/me hits the bong

i aint got time to bleed

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