So this yahoo over there grabs me 5 times, so I message him telling him our retal policy is 4:kill and instead of selling all of his turrets on the public market like I suggested, he goes and POISONS MY WATER SUPPLY!?!

Now I wouldn't consider myself a saint by any means, but I'm PRETTY sure you aren't supposed to go around dumping decaying bodies in fresh water basins.

I demand payment of.... at LEAST 4 virgins covered in (dark)chocolate, 2... No 3 eight balls of coke and a bottle of Jack Daniels. You have 24 hours to comply or I will be forced to drink all of your beer stock.

fresh water? you know fishes have been peeing into that water?

you have fish in your municipal water supply?

No, I only give the good water to my troops. Civilians water is tied into the city plumbing, which doesn't exist because if you aren't working for the army you don't deserve to have me pay for someone else to take care of your fluff. The bread for the 'shelters' is laced with Kaopectate to keep them from having the fluffs from the spoiled badger milk they get for breakfast.

Uh yeah, so do you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjrU7FJdY_o

oh man i forgot about that fluff

lies. i never drank a fish.

I did once