archaic and i walk into a bar - Earth Empires Forum

braden

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Sep 7th 2015, 4:05:08

i ask for two ryes, neat,
archaic says, barkeep, ill have mine with rocks

and yes, it was our third date.

mrford

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Sep 7th 2015, 4:31:34

i feel like braden drinks house whiskey

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Sep 7th 2015, 14:07:26

probably more like a mock tail.. alcohol makes him bloated..

braden

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Sep 7th 2015, 14:10:09

canadian club is delicious, ford.

mrford

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Sep 7th 2015, 14:52:26

fluffn gross

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

ssewellusmc

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Sep 7th 2015, 15:04:59

He probably drinks anything that is served from a plastic bottle.

archaic

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Sep 7th 2015, 15:38:29

More like he'll drink anything thin enough to pour. If he's out with me, he's already established that he has low standards.

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ssewellusmc

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Sep 7th 2015, 15:46:01

Originally posted by archaic:

More like he'll drink anything thin enough to pour. If he's out with me, he's already established that he has low standards.

Pretty sure if l pissed into a coke bottle, labeled it Scott's hard lemonaid... braden would drink it.

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Sep 7th 2015, 16:08:54

Stay in the bar, its safer there...i'll be driving drunk through the parking lot, on my way to bang ssewages gutter whore mother in her butt.

Stay thirsty my friends.

wasn't me...

jayrisabitch

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Sep 7th 2015, 16:42:28

Hopefully the next time you drive drunk you only kill yourself. Scum.

Jayr

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Sep 7th 2015, 16:49:29

Originally posted by jayrisafluff:

Hopefully the next time you drive drunk you only kill yourself. Scum.

Hopefully u tell me where u live so i can kiss you. Coward.

Edited By: Jayr on Sep 7th 2015, 18:47:17

wasn't me...

jayrisabitch

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Sep 7th 2015, 16:56:29

Death threats again huh? I'll just forward them to the FBI. You were off probation for how long?

You are incapable of not fluffing up.

mrford

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Sep 7th 2015, 16:58:26

Jayr, you are going to get banned. Stop.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Celphi

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:07:32

Automatic one month forum ban.

See you in August Jayr! http://earthempires.com/...hreats-16321?t=1432372343

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

mrford

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:10:39

August? One month?

Wut?

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

archaic

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:11:51

Way to not know what month it is mathalete.

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Celphi

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:12:42

I'm just making a guess of a year, since it's not his first time. The min is 1 month.

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braden

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:15:31

im not a seventeen year old girl, swellsy, i dont mix liqour with over beverages.
liqour and meth on the other hand? thats what dreams are made of.

archaic

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:17:02

No more tears now Braden, just dreams.

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archaic

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:17:02

No more tears now Braden, just dreams.

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Celphi

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:17:08

What's interesting is:

Originally posted by Warster:

Ok on to my second point.
People who post messages claiming " I will get you banned" or "I can and will get you banned from playing " , these messages will now be deleted on the spot and if a person continues to make these claims a 24 hour frum ban will be applied.

and...

Originally posted by Dissident:

Pretty sure tella is already on to you. My new goal is to get you banned from this game

Yet nothing happened.

Since they don't like Jayr, expect him to get forum-banned.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

braden

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:20:01

oh they are full of contradictions. i need to be tolerant to other peoples religions, but they dont need to be tolerant to mine.
im not allowed to attack somebodys nationality, but they are allowed to attack mine.

one of these days white christian males will be able to call themself equals. i have a dream.

Celphi

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:24:56

I had to make a complaint for Elves to change archaic's forum's message. And guess who posted right after Archaic's message? (Elves) So you can't say he didn't see it.

But at least he fixed it, so I give some credit there. :)

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Heston

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Sep 7th 2015, 17:57:59

Bunch of tattle tale little rat narks. 911 911 911 911 911.

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Jayr

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Sep 7th 2015, 18:40:58

Yeah they can harass me all day but when i "threaten" their lives im the bad guy...

wasn't me...

Jayr

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Sep 7th 2015, 18:45:32

If u can comprehend the english language, i didnt make a death threat, i said the same dumb fluff u said. Hopefully. Like hopefully id kill myself or something according to u...if anyone deserves a ban its u...foh w that retardedness

wasn't me...

ssewellusmc

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Sep 7th 2015, 19:11:35

Originally posted by Jayr:

Stay in the bar, its safer there...i'll be driving drunk through the parking lot, on my way to bang ssewages gutter whore mother in her butt.

Stay thirsty my friends.

My mom is in her 60's.... and still 10x hotter than anything you could bang.

Celphi

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Sep 7th 2015, 19:38:45

It really doesn't matter what you said Jayr. It's mainly because you're "Jayr". If it had been Archaic (for an example), it would have been swept under the rug.

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jayrisabitch

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Sep 7th 2015, 19:42:27

Originally posted by Jayr:

I said you were going to kill yourself through your drunk driving and hopefully no one innocent is killed as well.

That is no where near "tell me where you live so I can come kill you"

You might wanna slow your role with the English language line. You are the one clearly not getting it. Harassment is not the samme as threatening someone's life. The fact that you can't tell that difference proves my point about you.

Regardless, you made a death threat, again, over words on a forum. It is up to the mods to do something about it. And the authorities were copied just in case you really are batfluff crazy.

Jayr

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Sep 7th 2015, 22:53:05

Considering ur forum name is "jayrisafluff" proves my point. Ur a piece of fluff dude...get a life

wasn't me...

Jayr

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Sep 7th 2015, 23:01:46

Also, forward all threats i make to anyone u want. Idk who u are, ur a troll nick on an online forum with some sort of micropenis syndrome who seems to get off talking fluff 24/7.

Get a life dude. Srsly.

wasn't me...

jayrisabitch

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Sep 7th 2015, 23:02:55

Says the drunk driver threatening to murder someone multiple times over some forum conversations....

You might want to look in the mirror before you throw stones. You also might want to look into that anger management problem before you do something stupid, again.

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Sep 7th 2015, 23:16:20

Edited By: Jayr on Jul 2nd 2019, 18:38:13

wasn't me...

mrford

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Sep 7th 2015, 23:19:50

you need to walk away jayr. you are lucky you arnt banned already.

death threats are fluffing stupid. stop acting stupid.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

ssewellusmc

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Sep 7th 2015, 23:25:54

Yeah dude, as much as I believe you are a giant piece of dog crap, you provide me entertainment. I don't want to have to troll someone new... please dont get banned for making threats. Don't be a a Loughner.