There is an IX Division in SoF, called NINE. We ate the laziest Division... or maybe not, I don't look at other divisions, that's how lazy I am!
But, we fight like the fluffens!

EEVIL + IX scattered about everywhere! :-/

hrrmn.. September 2001 eh?
THIS COULD BE CODE!!!
AL-QAEDA using our forums !
Somebody contact Homeland Security.
... nevermind, im sure they're here already.
THE JIG IS UP Ropefire, prepare to be Droned!

Which reminds me of a joke.
SSP and galleri walk out of a bar.
SSP looks up in the sky and says to galleri (hicups) Hey babes, yous look at thats! isss dat da moooon or da SUN? *topples over
galeri looks up and says (blech) "EEEEYE dOnt no, IM NOT A FREAKIN STORM TROOPER!!!"







NO No no that's from a movie I like. She answers (for real)
(blech) IIII donut know...? SSSPSSSP I donnnt live around here! *vomits

Oh oh! Are there any Canadian women around???

http://forums.earthempires.com/...rist-arrested-online-game

I'll bite

And so are you

The United States Penis System is all about the money! Show ME THE PENIS!......
I mean money. There is money flying all over the place due to this and all the other victimless crime arrests. It's a great money making racket to keep the asshat politicians and State running.

"They" (FBI) can and do. What happened in this case was a woman in Canada saw the post, looked the guy up and called the local police where this kid lived.
I'm guessing if anything DID happen, this woman would have been like " I told the police he was threatening ..etc " and if the authorities did nothing.... well, nothing would happen to them.
They have no responsibility to keep anyone safe in any form or fashion. Are not responsible for any irresponsible arrests or deaths and are immune to most prosecutions. I had a cop tell me once "Get the fluff out of here or I'll put a bullet in your ass" While holding the end of a German shepherd's leash during a proof of age raid gone wrong.
A simple game ban or even if someone went to the guys house and had a "TALK" with him.
WTF is up with all this pre-crime fluff? Way beyond 1984, we are in the Minority Report.

http://dailycaller.com/...ame-is-jailed-for-months/

Has this been posted here already? Careful kids.

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PICS!

"12.8 hours ago
Thank you for posting on the Earth Empires forums this week! You have been granted 4 bonus points!" *for next week*

Hrrmn...
This ended well. :-D

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Reservoir Dogs, Mr. Blonde torturing the cop.
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right...
Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

WELCOME TO THE USA! :-)

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I am so busy and inactive kids are being born and money given away under my nose w/o me knowing!

*Gramps

Last of the Reesestarts (#1265) 7575 $3,757,575 I SoF

It was just as good as the YouTube April fools.

HA! As I said in irc this reset. " you know your old when your happy you didn't tip over while standing on one leg putting your pants on." I was too satisfied with the feat.
This from a man who a decade ago ran 80 miles a week, played full court basketball twice a week for 3 hrs and did UNLIMITED push-ups and sit-ups.
Remember me when your 60!

They're Zombies, not cannibals ffs! :-P

Im glad Rick kinda snapped out of it, I was starting to hope he would fall and break his neck.

This is what I heard though the grapvine.
"gyp" is thought to be short for "Gypsy." And long before that term meant a group of odd people who roam the countryside running scams, it was an ethnic slur for the Romany people who immigrated from Eastern Europe. The term "Gypsy" evolved from the habit of calling the people Egyptians, because they sort of looked Egyptian and the locals were apparently too shy to ask the people where they were actually from.

No

If there's an umbilical cord attached, it's a placebo! :-D

Damn whippersnappers, you and women work for 1/3 of my pay and I'm making 1/2 of what I made 10 years ago. Your all ruining the economy and the world!

I heard Alin is a Gypsy Romanian tard.. Is this true?

*builds own rigs and boycotts

Congrats!
I went though two.. Boys are easy.. I see my bro-in-laws struggling with girls.. How they do it IDK!!
Boys, just whack em in the head, they very cheap as well AND do stuff around the house!! :-)

*Kudo kicks Karim*


or


KKK

Gah.. in my IX days/nights I was rarely sober. Now I can't drink. I do not play as well as I use to. :-(

*tackles bertz and rubs belly*

HA!

Snow

Great movie, I enjoyed it. -- Cabin in the Woods that is..








"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" Patches O'Houlihan

CONFIRMED!!

"If the old doesnt leave, the new wont come." keivisuaL




"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" Patches O'Houlihan

WHAT IN ALL THAT IS HOLY IS GOING ON HERE?????










"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" Patches O'Houlihan

Oh my

BTW- This was just a scenario thought up by my sick paranoid brain. It never did happen to me, but I thought it could.

Thanks Xin, Good fighting along side of you this reset btw. (although highlights were all hell!! :-P)

So I go to log in quick like, but there's the Captcha.
I'm on my cell and late for work, don't really have time to figure out the stupid captcha, (its all messy looking craptcha) symbols and I need to refresh it, but I'M LATE FOR WORK! So I "Delay for 8 hours". ( So convenient, user friendly and how thoughtful of the game ) SO YOU THINK!! It's THE TRICK OF DEATH!

Now I'm at work, or back home, plenty of time to figure out the captcha, clean my glasses, refresh a couple of times, but I cannot initiate the captcha. I must wait for it to appear again on its own! >:-( . I need to take a shower or play spin the bottle. It's 7.75 hrs later I MUST PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE FOR THE NEXT HOUR!

I get hit, highlights go off, I am auto texted, my alliance mates are texting me, bells, whistles, horns! Dogs are barking, babies crying, thunder is crashing and my weenis hurts.

I go to log in... and there's the deadly C A P T C H A !!
By the time I type it in, its been an additional 8.275 seconds, I died 4 seconds ago.

Is there a way after delaying the captcha, to initiate it again so as to avoid this? If not, can one be made? Must we wait for the mandatory second captcha if at the most inopportune time?
I do not remember this being a factor back in the day.

Thank You,

I stopped about 5 months ago and had quit for 5 years once prior to this quit. I never felt any better or healthier after quitting, but @ over $10 a pack now a day and pack a day that's over $300 I'm suppose to have extra in my pocket. (that don't happen either???) WHO'S PICKEN MY POCKETS??

Good luck - the 3rd day is the worst- I wanted to cut my head off.

Was only KIDDING!! Funny stuff eh? lolz HAHAHA.. hahaha.. haah.... ha.. h.. .*coughs* -_-

Nice investigative work NukEvil on this 'New User"