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Dec 4th 2025, 15:35:46

He is in fact taking a break from the game. I can reach him if you have a message to get to him.

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Dec 4th 2025, 0:28:50

Nicely done

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Dec 1st 2025, 5:41:40

Hope everyone had a great holiday, and if you're not murrican I hope you had a great regular day.

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Nov 28th 2025, 16:52:41

If you don't even play this server, your feedback isn't really helpful.

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Nov 27th 2025, 0:54:15

Another one in my family is the "Mystery Walk."

To understand this one, you have to know that my family is into scaring. We were the ones in town that was legendary for our haunted house on Halloween.

So, the mystery walk is when, post-pigout, a large group goes out for a long walk in the dark. Meanwhile, a "senior council" of family would designate someone the Mystery Walker. The walker feigns that they are staying behind to help with the cleanup (always several people actually doing this), or sleeping on the couch, or being obsessed with football, or whatever. Then they sneak out and overtake the group and find opportunities to scare them... while remaining undiscovered.

The forms of the scaring would vary depending on the terrain/whoever is hosting, but might be stuff like finding a good tree to climb and dropping stuff as they pass under, or scaring up some animals in their direction, or what have you.

There have been instances of someone being tapped to be the walker after overindulging at the buffet table and losing their massive dinner into the bushes after chasing the group around 😂

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Nov 25th 2025, 21:53:40

Originally posted by BaDonkaDonks:
I would like a 12 point bonus use for free govt change.


That's not bad, 12 points might be too light though. That's 2 ticks of booms, is a free govt change worth the same as 1 turn with triple production? I'd say it's worth considerably more.

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Nov 25th 2025, 21:50:13

Originally posted by Cathankins:
Originally posted by VicRattlehead:
Ya, Express is great, and yes the game was a different beast with 1000s of players.

When I first started my favorite were the "random games" that would have like 80-120 players each.



Was that in the tournament server? I remember those games too but it was so long ago I can’t remember if there was a random server and a tournament server.

I remember we had alliance and tournament and primary but wasn’t there one or two more? Man that was a long time ago.


The Random games were 1C-1[whatever it went to]. Tournament was 2A-2Z.

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Nov 25th 2025, 1:19:16

Originally posted by major:

its one of the mods for fascist government- "0% Bonus effectiveness" ....?



This means that for a fascist, their bonus points get more bonus. In cooperation, for example, a fascist can actually achieve 100% building cost reduction, but no other government can.

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Nov 24th 2025, 14:18:00

I will add, regardless of what the meta is in any gaming environment with PvP, there will always be ways to exploit going off-meta. That said, I do see Resource Decay at 10x being potentially the most problematic. A techer can't afford to wait around and stack up full turns before breaking protection due to market forces but can easily get to 75% while still growing and have crazy stock at home. Having to pay the stocking cost of turns putting bushels on market is a strong balance against a techer's power currently in Express.

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Nov 24th 2025, 14:11:58

I don't want to put this into B&S without hearing from the express players on their thoughts.

As currently structured, the permanent bonuses from bonus points are of extremely limited utility in Express. For the most part, the play is spend on earthquakes, spend on turns if your a techer, save and spend on booms if you're not a techer.

I think it would be good for gameplay if the permanent bonuses were useful in Express. Toward this end, I think it would be a good idea to multiply all the current bonuses by 10. So building costs in this plan would be 12.5% instead of 1.25%, PM units would be 5% instead of 0.5%, etc. This would add a lot of variance to the game as far as useful strats, and could really change the risk/reward of playing out all your turns early vs. stacking up turns and spending bonus points before playing. Think of a commie breaking protection with 360(300) and 25% expenses reduction. Would that be enough to overcome the players who came out of protection early and kept up spending turns so to take advantage of the easier land from frontrunning? Would a defensive bonus of 5% change the endgame for people going into a long logout and trying to avoid end set grabs? Or would increased netting utility outweigh that functionality?

Given the turncount, and the compressed nature of the round, care must be taken to balance such an idea. a factor of 10 might be too high, it might be too strong an advantage. An FFO breaking protection with 25% building cost reduction could just be an unstoppable juggernaut, and a 5x factor could be more appropriate.

What say you?

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Nov 24th 2025, 3:56:02

I have a huge family, literally about 4 dozen first cousins on my mom's side. We have various levels of family getting together every year, since it's tough to fit all of us together. We are mostly up and down the east coast, but some are a bit far flung.

This year, we will have 12 at our dinner table, coming from as far away as a 3 hour drive.

Since I was 13 (I am 45 now) I have made the mashed potatoes every year. My youngest sister only eats mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving - not joking - and has been really upset about it the few years I wasn't around to handle the duties.

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Nov 22nd 2025, 1:35:41

Ya, Express is great, and yes the game was a different beast with 1000s of players.

When I first started my favorite were the "random games" that would have like 80-120 players each.

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Nov 18th 2025, 17:38:34

Nicely done sir. My own helicopter injury compels me to offer a slight redirect.

Originally posted by UgolinoII:
You are right, people rarely check who has hit someone else, but you seem not to understand *why* they don't need to. Which somewhat undermines your use of this reasoning as a defence as to why you didn't check.


We absolutely check to see if our targets have been hit - we are just looking at different target pools.

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Nov 18th 2025, 5:12:29

Originally posted by Cerberus:
Originally posted by VicRattlehead:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
any relation to this purple guy?

Scarecrow (#68)


I think the purpled players are Ratski and AMJ2, this other guy whoever he is did not pull his shenanigans in such a way as to allow him to jump out of range of retals pointing to something other than the type of cheating smlandau was doing.

I wonder if it's Cerberus.

ETA - if my verbiage is unclear above, I'm saying that #64 doesn't look like he's cheating, just trying to set a land record and/or be a giant douche to everyone.


Wasn't me Vic. I was Warshrike.


Oh, cool, I was the guy whose country was what it said on the tin. :)

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Nov 18th 2025, 4:28:46

Originally posted by Ratski:
So why why is this in Express ? Intelligence
Enter number: #
Enter number: # This makes no since.



Come on man, you're just playing ignorant now. You know what he means.

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Nov 18th 2025, 1:46:58

Congrats on the PB and the win Havoc!

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Nov 17th 2025, 22:55:23

Most of us check that.

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Nov 17th 2025, 19:07:17

Yeah, try to get your tech levels maxed by turn 1500-1550 and you'll crush.

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Nov 17th 2025, 18:45:35

Originally posted by SuperFly:
all good man. i have tried to help ratski place better as well but he didnt wanna listen. not that i am a netting guru by any means but i can atleast sneak into the 10th or 9th spot above the bots haha


You do well on the only all-PC server.

Allow me to apologize publicly for leaving you high and dry on that.

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Nov 17th 2025, 17:55:13

Originally posted by Cathankins:
I wonder what name “alternate universe” went as in his alternate universe.


Update: This person has claimed country #64 on the EE Discord

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Nov 17th 2025, 17:08:34

Originally posted by SuperFly:
any relation to this purple guy?

Scarecrow (#68)


I think the purpled players are Ratski and AMJ2, this other guy whoever he is did not pull his shenanigans in such a way as to allow him to jump out of range of retals pointing to something other than the type of cheating smlandau was doing.

I wonder if it's Cerberus.

ETA - if my verbiage is unclear above, I'm saying that #64 doesn't look like he's cheating, just trying to set a land record and/or be a giant douche to everyone.

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Nov 17th 2025, 15:01:30

Originally posted by AMJ2:
Still waiting to find out why my country was deleted?
I'd suggest reaching out to a mod directly rather than posting in a thread here.

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Nov 16th 2025, 18:01:50

Something else I need more of rn, oil rigs lol

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Nov 13th 2025, 14:32:59

Don't look now, but the Rangers have a win streak, Breadman is on fire, Lafreniere has 10 points in his last 10 games, and Cuylle has 9 in his last 10. Meanwhile, the defense continues to be strong, with 3 Ranger defensemen ranked in the league's top 6 for defense rating, per moneypuck.

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Nov 13th 2025, 14:31:35

Originally posted by Mrredmanbhs:
Was wondering if it was too late to change of my strategy. haha
Yeah, If I was planning to just techstart instead of tech, I'd have spent my turns somewhat differently lol

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Nov 13th 2025, 14:29:29

Originally posted by Makinso:
Hey Hexor,


Do you think the way you comment on this is exactly proving Empyreans point?


Do you think there's a reason his observation stung so badly? Only the guilty say stuff like this when people call out their actions.

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Nov 13th 2025, 1:10:17

Congrats to all! Great first win beef!

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Nov 12th 2025, 23:32:12

Or are you just autoselling on PM and not even paying attention? Everybody would be thrilled to pay $50 right now.

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Nov 12th 2025, 6:18:00

Congrats LB! Nice win.

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Nov 10th 2025, 22:17:33

I'm planning for next 9/11 to see Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax on Megadeth's retirement tour. That's music I like.

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Nov 10th 2025, 13:21:45

How on Earth do you managed to get shutout 5x in 7 home games?

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Nov 5th 2025, 13:52:34

Originally posted by Alternate Universe:
Sounds like you should settle the score next set.

Step right up, folks!
One set only!
"Big Papa" Donkadonk VS Marty "Earth Jordan" SupeRFLY
For the Undisputed Heavyweight Express Championship!
Prime box seats for national representitives available!
Do not miss out!

Sponsored by Munster Energy, it's toxicly good... And our good friends at Nuke, Just Nuke It.


I'd like to order some tickets and popcorn for this event please. I'd like to request the "extra smack talk special" package.

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Nov 5th 2025, 13:48:55

^ I agree, and have been trying to bring people around to that in small discussions for a while. I've been trying to always approach things from a solutions based approach - what is the problem, how do we solve it?

Unfortunately, for a certain % of players, the problem was "we can't say and do whatever we want on game property, and the game *we* want to play is outrage farming." There is no solution to that problem.

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Nov 3rd 2025, 3:08:06

Congrats Cat, nice round!

Spy tech buffs your 20% cashing bonus directly. So if you have 110% spy tech, a turn of cashing give 22% more revenue instead of 20%, and 120% would be 24%, and so on.

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Nov 2nd 2025, 4:45:32

so just in the two games you posted about there were 11 extra innings! Wow. Was there free baseball in any of the other 5 games?

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Nov 1st 2025, 2:47:32

Is it coordination? I've chosen to grab people based on them appearing in my news like that.

If they have an agreement to do it for each other I agree that would be for sure against the rules, but I don't think responding to your country's news feed like that is necessarily coordination.

As always, I'm open to being wrong.

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Oct 31st 2025, 19:19:03

LOL that's hilarious

Get em, cerb! Always good to notch a kill on this server.

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Oct 30th 2025, 14:14:53

With his 5 point outing against muh boys last week, Macklin Celebrini became the 4th teenager ever with 2 (TWO!) five point games in the NHL. The others are Gretzky, Dale Hawerchuck, and Bryan Trottier. Quite a list.

Also, Connor Bedard finally got his first NHL hat trick. His shot is freaking sick, but on the second goal in this game he displayed some stick handling and "shrug it off" ability as a puck carrier that I haven't seen much of.

It's good to see the two presumed future faces of the league starting to look like they'll be as good as advertised.

It's infuriating that all the other teams can have nice things with their 1OA draft pick.

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Oct 29th 2025, 0:31:07

Thought a techer was gonna beat me, GJ everyone

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Oct 28th 2025, 13:10:37

Oh wow, that's a crazy one for sure.

Still crazy the Braves let Freeman get away.

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Oct 27th 2025, 12:53:26

That was ugly, and embarrassing. Bench the vets, play the kids.

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Oct 24th 2025, 5:11:53

I'd play it

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Oct 24th 2025, 5:10:58

Nice win bro!

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Oct 22nd 2025, 14:19:31

Originally posted by Chewi:
Is it possible to set a minimum amount to spend down to? Like if I want to keep $10m could the standing orders spend down to that rather than 0?


You're talking about something like you have 50M on hand but 200M of goods on the market and you only want to spend when your goods sell? Is that the situation you're wanting addressed?

I have no ability to do it of course but if I feel the need for clarification I'm sure others do as well.

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Oct 22nd 2025, 1:07:40

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Originally posted by VicRattlehead:
Supes -

his build is impossible to be that far ahead of everyone as a rep casher. His highest tech level so far this set was in the 120s for casher techs, and now he's selling his tech off to survive. That's not achieved with skill.


he is playing again? Didnt the mods already ban and disable new accounts per the facebook / mod chat post about a guy not being able to make a country?


CAthankins are you sure? his profile looks visiable to me on the leaders board:

https://www.earthempires.com/profile/12574

Game Profile for smlandau84
Overall Express Alliance Team (Retired) Classic Free For All Tournament Cooperation

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Express 1
Alliance 1
Team (Retired) 1
Classic 93
Free For All 100+
Tournament 5
Cooperation Unranked


Check it out - on his profile, he has no ranks on things like "top 3" scores for example. His best 3 express scores beat mine handily - but he's ineligible to appear.

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Oct 21st 2025, 19:00:16

Yeah, probably. I haven't done much trash talk as Iron Mike lately, I'm getting lame.

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Oct 21st 2025, 18:28:05

LOL I read that chat, I was amused as well

It might not be Titanium, but the build and actions lined up.

Also, double tapping me? Bad plan. I have a rep to uphold.

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Oct 21st 2025, 17:40:05

Supes -

his build is impossible to be that far ahead of everyone as a rep casher. His highest tech level so far this set was in the 120s for casher techs, and now he's selling his tech off to survive. That's not achieved with skill.

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Oct 21st 2025, 13:33:43

When you get purpled again, what's your next move, loser? Do you enjoy continuously proving to the world that you are bad at everything? Can't compete? Your absolute lack of anything resembling skill or ability is your defining character trait. What a pathetic sad sack.

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Oct 21st 2025, 12:17:05

How can they be so bad at home specifically? This is crazy.