"Nah not in a real fight Theseus. The reason pure Chinese Martial Artists don't fight in UFC is because a lot of their practical fighting techniques such as small joint manipulation are banned in UFC."

The reason pure chinese martial artists don't fight in the ufc is because 95% of fights end up on the ground, and martial arts doesn't exactly cover the ground game, does it?

What I want to know is what the hell he's doing here, and why he's not in bed pounding my sweet french vag?