Mr Onion has learned through various nefarious means, that euGENE Autrey, the famous western cowboy known for taking his own course, will return next reset in an action flic rumored to be called Don de La Famiglia.

While the script is not yet fully written, rumors are that euGENE Autrey maybe looking for some new sidekicks to star by his side in future adventures.

"The old script was just getting old, the numbers are way down, and people aren't showing any interest anymore, so we're shaking things up", stated euGENE Autrey.

Final decisions are still being made, on whether this flick will lean more towards an action show, or towards a singing cowboy spaghetti western with a final showdown between euGENE and notrious masked gang, The Resevoir Doggies.

Be sure to check in with THEONION as more details EXPLODE! forth from the set.

Regards,

Mr Onion.

Exclaimer! This article is brought to you, via leaked posts, unauthorized access to IP's, Secretly passed on secrets, and other devious methods certain to attract the attention of the FBI, NSA, and the general Earthwide community at large. A careful and proper reading of all the above mentioned confirms everything revealed in this EXPLOSIVE interview.

However, we can safely assure no admins were threatened in the writing of this article.

Mr Onion- Agent Orange, you are here today to make a powerful confession, would you like to share this confession with the AT community.

Agent Orange- Yes, I am here today to say that the fall of RD was not only planned, but it was part of a larger more elaborate plot to take down RD's #1 enemy of all time Helmet.

Mr Onion- That is indeed an EXPLOSIVE reveal. Why would RD be so anti-helmet, that it would literally destroy itself to take down Helmet.

Agent Orange- RD hates Helmet, and his baby SoF. RD Hates them with a passion. Due to the Omega DNA in Helmet's blood, Helmet refused to cooperate with the cheaters in their heydey, and so they botted SoF out of the game and chased them all the way to TEQ.

Mr Onion- Yes, that is history most of the game is familiar with, please continue.

Agent Orange- Well, that was RD's crowning achievement, to run SoF completely out of the game, the best war alliance in history, with the leader/founder of that alliance retiring from the game and never coming back. With SoF gone, no one could ever doubt the reach of RD, and its influence on the game.

Mr Onion- So far everything you are saying is known history. So what changed, why did RD become allies to SOF? Why did Helmet join RD?

Agent Orange- Well, when SoF came back, for a while they were small, and played 2nd fiddle to SoL. That was all well and good. What could be more humiliating than for Helmet's SoF, to be small, and SoL's tiny little b!tch. Doing as SoL ordered, when Helmet hated SOL above all. RD viewed this comeback as poetic justice.

Mr Onion- So what changed, why did RD become SoF's ally?

Agent Orange- Rd only pretended to become SoF's ally. Over time SoF showed signs of life. So RD reformed. RD knew that bots and blatant cheating couldn't accomplish their mission. So they developed a new plan and this whole time RD has been waiting for the perfect time, to bring down SoF.

Mr Onion- Are you saying that RD never truly liked SoF?

Agent Orange- I'm hear to tell you that RD has and always will hate Helmet. So RD came back, and slowly built, taking a few lumps and slowly became SOF's ally. Helping to seal SoF's rise as the dominant alliance in the game.

Mr Onion- This does not make any sense? Why would RD hate SoF yet help SoF become the dominant alliance in the game.

Agent Orange- It's RD you nitwit. Remember with the dogs, its always layers upon layers, schemes upon schemes, agenda's upon agenda's. I'm just revealing the source of all schemes.

Mr Onion- That RD made SoF the dominant alliance in the game, because they hate SoF?

Agent Orange- Yes. They used SoF's berserk, bloodlust, to create a hatred for SoF as it dominated the game. They reliably backed up SoF to help create the most dominant political block in the game. They planted one of their own, SoV, and gave him a bland name Vanilla, to cover up his devious long term plan. To destroy SoF.

Mr Onion- Sov has led the most dominant alliance for 2 years, I would not call that destroying an alliance. I would call that a smashing success.

Agent Orange- But see, SoF became dependent on RD's alliance to maintain control of the game. As Sov systematically and intentionally angered every alliance on the server. My case in point is starting eight months ago, SoV started killing countries of the Monsters, a former FDP that had helped SoF in a near server war. He dropped a FDP with LCN, and tagkilled LCN. For fun he slaughtered a hapless ICN. 3 neutral alliances, destroyed one reset.

Mr Onion- That does not seem to be a big deal.

Agent Orange- SoV was simply following orders from Silver. I don't think he really understood the implications of his actions.

Mr Onion- Are you saying SoV did not know he was destroying SoF?

Agent Orange- It's debatable and unclear if SoV knew he was simply RD's tool, or politically incompetant. The evidence I have can read both directions. Let me continue, Sov by hitting Monsters and LCN, made Omega unhappy. For both Monsters and LCN are longtime allies of Omega. This helped get Omega in gear and growing, so they could wield influence on LAF, who happens to be longtime FDP's of Monsters and LCN.

Mr Onion- Are you saying Omega was a part of this?

Agent Orange- No, it was just Rd's intention to get Omega active (remember Silver/Chump was a first reset Omegan), to help create pressure on LAF by having FDP's like Monsters, LCN, and Omega unhappy with the server politics.

Mr Onion- What about Rival what role did Rival have?

Agent Orange- None. Rival was clueless, Playgirl is hot, and they just got to enjoy the ride. Sucks to be Rival now they rode the wrong horse. Flamey took Playgirl along for the ride. The rumors are true! And then he disappeared in a puff of Smoke. After a smoke of course. Well played Mr Smoke, well played.

Mr Onion- Ok, so you're claiming that RD came back to destroy SoF, by becoming their allies, and either planting Sov, or influencing him by giving him a color, and convincing him to sell SoF on their true nature of war. To destroy and beat down anyone on a whim. And by doing so from on top, leading the games longest and most dominant coalition, thereby isolating SoF? This sounds absolutely incredulous,

Agent Orange- Yep. And just as SoF appears to be unstoppable, and celebrating a 75th reunion set, Rd goes rogue (preplanned) and focus' RD's and Rival's 80 countries onto tagkilling LCN (Servant is RD public enemy #2 historically after all) as MD and SOL pound on SOL...and just as LCN is being finished off, RD leaks Copper's hackings very quietly, leading to their own deletions and thus isolating SoF to be, tag killed, as RD's historically ally LAF pounds SOL. Now SoF is left with nowhere to turn but a small remnant of RD to outpost next reset in the very alliance they intend to bring down. Finally, with mission accomplished SoV,Xyle,MrVanilla will retire and walk away finally a RD Headship as his reward. (Conviently packaged through SoF/RD outpost/FDP agreement.

Mr Onion- What about Silver?

Agent Orange- Silver can retire happily, and come back as another color. His plan completed, he can graciously step away. Mission accomplished.

Mr Onion- Well then, who is Mr Maize? Was Helmet complicit in this by playing in RD?

Agent Orange- There is very little evidence to tie Helmet to Mr Maize. Whoever played Maize was very careful to only, and only play Maize from their cell phone. However, what little evidence there is, doesn't match up with Helmet. It matches up with someone else.

Mr Onion- Who?

Agent Orange- Alin of SoL. The icing on the cake of this whole thing is to have Helmet come back denying he is RD, making it look like he is indeed RD, while RD has once again taken down his baby. Alin is all to happy to have played this duel role as Mr Maize, and Alin the anti-helmet crusader to sully the good and ethical name of Helmet.

Mr Onion- And there you have it folks, from Mr I mean Agent Orange, on the death of SoF, and Rd's deliberate multi year diabolical plan to bring down their top enemy Helmet. I have seen the reports, and can confirm that everything in here is true, and if you don't believe it, you can bite my ARSE; I guarantee it'll bring EXPLOSIVE tears to your eyes.

In light of recent EE marriages, the Onion would like to announce that we are adding a special nuptials page to our writings!

And, we have our first marriage to announce.


Congradulations Iscode and PG!

We, at the onion couldn't believe it either, but we went to investigate, and this turns out to be true.

In a sitdown interview with the surprising couple, they shared their story.

"After come recent flaming, between my alliance and Imaginary Numbers, we decided to sit down and have a chat. During the chat we began to talk", stated PG.

"Yeah", interrupted Scode. "It was amazing. One of the things we learned about each other was how we are from opposite sides of the world. She's Euro, and I'm Oceanic. So I did a bit of research and learned based on GPS coordinates we are literally on opposite sides of the world.

"That's when Scode did the sweetest thing. Since, he didn't have his passort in hand he started digging a hole. Something he's quite good at if you hadn't noticed by his posts on AT, and vowed to dig a hole all the way to my house. I was so touched by the genuine but futile efforts I couldn't help fall for him."

Genuine but futile.....Scode, would these be traits you learned from Imaginary Numbers?

"Hey, I'm not appreciating where you're going with that question, but I will say, that what I learned in Imaginary Numbers is determination."

We at the onion thought we'd pry a bit more and ask how this new relationship might affect their relationship between Rival and Imaginary numbers since its been a bit on the rocks lately.

'Oh, I don't think it'll change a thing", said PG flashing her new 2 karat rock. "I fully expect Rival to beat on imaginary Numbers for the forseeable future. As an alliance leader I do my best not to let my ingame relationship interfere with my alliance politics. It wouldn't be professional."

"Besides", chimed in Iscode. "I'm a Masochist, so the more she beats on me in game, the more it'll turn me on in real life. I'm looking forward to some more beatings."

I asked when the wedding would take place. "When he finishes digging his hole", replied PG with a wink.


The Onion would like to be the first to wish the new happy couple many beatings.

Congratulations PG and Scode!

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Today it has been announced that Kj won another 20K pound bet!

It seems a British booky has been paying attention to Earth Empires, and upon learning of the new war rules, placed odds on which alliance would make the first, first strike on the EE server under the new war rules.

With Monsters listed as 1000-1 odds, Kj placed a 20 pound bet.

"Anytime there's only 15 or so active alliances, and one of them has 1000-1 odds, that's a pretty harmless 20 dollar bet for a big payday jajajajaja." Quipped Kj. "Hell, I spend more money on that every day on my Jasminelive account jajajajaja. It was a very logical bet and the bookies totally left themselves overexposed in this situation jajajajaja. I just took advantage of it jajajajaja. And happened to get lucky jajajajaja. I mean who could have expected for Monsters to first strike and blindside Imaginary Numbers turnless. jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj."

TheOnion has to agree with KJ on this and note that something like this should have been written as a farce by the Onion, not as a fact.

The Onion will be suing Monsters for infringing on our material. As we had a ready to go to press article about Monsters being the first to try out the new killing rules in EE.

However we wish to congratulate Monsters on the irony of it being Imaginary Numbers. As that is better than what we had written and ready to go to press. jajaja

Russians don't have a sense of humor:)

FRODO YOU ARE AN ASS KISSER

SO PUT ON SOME OF THAT KJ FRAGRANCE AND GO GIVE SAMEWISE DANGER A HUG!

HE WILL THEN EXPLODE ON YOU!

Gameswap, is a new TV show, where 2 alliances from different games switch places for a round and see how they survive/thrive in a new gaming environment.

The first Episode will be hosted by Quiton Taritino!

For the inaugral episode, the producers of the show have chosen 2 alliances from games that descend from Earth2025 by The Almighty Mehul Patel.

They are PS of mars2025, and RD of earthempires.



PS, an alliance in mars2025, that is allegedly a long time cheating alliance is on the cutting edge of bot use, and IP tatics.

RD, an alliance in earth2025, that allegedly used multies and bots. It was comprised of colorful alternative nicknames to hide the identity of their membership which is thought to be culled from the leadership of multiple alliances. However, it should be noted, that under the new gaming adminastration of EE, RD has been forced to clean up its act, and run an allinace, supposedly, within the rules of the game. This has diminished its politcal pull and influence in the game.

What will happen to PS? Will they be able to get their bots past EE security?
What will happen to RD? Will they stay clean? or return to their allegedly sordid past, and find their old political muscle in a new game. Will they find new members, and create a new RD for another game?

Please Tune in to The Sci-Fi Channel, This Saturday at 5PM Eastern time, for the first episode of, Gameswap!


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This is good work people, show it some love!

Member trades, interesting idea!

Thanks Erian, as rarely as you post, for you to say something is indeed a treat and an encouragement.

Today, Don Goku of LAF, and Makinso, of SOL, met on a secret passworded IRC channel to discuss the future of the game.

Sources familiar with the secret 2 person chat, indicate that while they both agreed that current relations between SOL and LAF couldn't be worse, and would require time to fix, that a future alliance could be beneficial to both.

Makinso believes that it would take 4-6 resets, but it is possible to build trust and move the game in a new and healthier direction.

Don Goku also came away from the chat open to the possibility, that an SOL focused on fighting netting alliances other than LAF, could open up the door to multiple triple crown victories, and take away bragging rights from Evo as the only alliance to pull this feat off.

Sources close to Don Goku indicates that if Makinso is willing to agree to specific clauses, that they have place in the proposed pact this has possibilities.

Luckily TheOnion has managed to filch a copy of these clauses from LAF's lawyers, even though the pacts still need 2 more months to finish being written in their entirety.

Section 2, Part C, sub section Alpha Tango states,

In the event that SOL has more members than LAF, and is winning a war, and in the case that numbers are the only thing that are preventing LAF from gaining a triple corns, then SOL would have a few of its dieing members not restart, until its member numbers are low enough to give LAF the Triple Crown.

Section 3, Part X, subsection, Omega Sigma Chi states,
That SOL will account for Evolution in every reset, and that either SOL, or an ally will hit Evo hard enough to prevent Evo from grabbing an ave net title from LAF.

It is unknown what will happen if SOL doesn't agree too the clauses and abide by them but most likely the pact will be Hanlonged, and will result in a surprise FS by LAF due to termination of the agreement.

It is also mutually understood that Laf's main role is to keep SOF from hitting SOL.

Neither Makinso or Son Goku have responded to queries into this secret meeting, and on one from either alliance seems to be aware of such a meeting.

An analysis by TheOnion on the plausibility an ramifications of such a pact is thus:

Assuming all the above conditions are met, SOL wins multiple wars in a row for the first time in years, and LAF wins double netting crowns, and potential triple crowns multiple resets in a row. Therefore, TheOnion concludes that it is most likely this chain of events is already set into motion. The server can expect an end to the server war soon, and while it will look as if allies are abandoning SOL, in reality it is the beginning of the next phase of alliance politics.

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This just in,

Task1 and Dagga, in an attempt to drive up viewerships of their posts have signed a MFP (Mutual Flaming Pact).

By doing so, they hope to draw attention to their very different causes.

A Hanlonging (aka hacking) of their accounts has revealed these comments.


Dagga "This can never get out, or one will think that we really believe what we say."

Task1 "Dagga, all I can say is they you have been like a mentor to me, and its my honor and privilege to bring the art of flaming to an all new high in the EE era."

Other sources suggest, that the MFP is in effect retroactively to Task1 creating his account, and will continue until some secret unknown, undefined, clause of the pact, is terminated via AT.