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Mr Charcoal

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Oct 4th 2010, 9:12:39

Originally posted by Akula:

only mr clear was transparent

Maybe it's because it's 5am and I've been ridiculously bored at work, but this actually made me laugh out loud. The waiting room just stared at me like I was mental

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Oct 2nd 2010, 13:02:58

This guy brags that all he does is sit in front of his computer babysitting a country...... How can I be like him?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Oct 2nd 2010, 0:35:32

Originally posted by Patience:

But remember - I've got my eyes, ears, and nose on you... so you'd better play nice.
;)

I got somewhere you can put your........ no better not

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Oct 1st 2010, 5:32:58

Originally posted by Pang:

We've seen nothing so far in team that would make us believe that RD is doing anything against the rules.

Hopefully we can stay away from that type of cheating-focused conversation, as I think that most of the RD'ers have grown up to the point where they'd rather enjoy playing the game in a legit manner.

I cheat to win. I'm just super tricky. You're never gunna catch me! See you all next year!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Sep 7th 2010, 6:02:34

Originally posted by de1i:

PDM FSed TheFIST nub.

He's right, War was declared, both prespped but PDM got there first

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Sep 7th 2010, 4:47:31

Of course they are down Pain, they are DOWN 5-2.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Sep 6th 2010, 23:59:03

Originally posted by BadFish:

spawn is a liar.... and he swallows...........

Skinner - Did you just call me a liar?
Chalmers - No...I said you were fired...
Skinner - oh......thats much worse

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Sep 6th 2010, 23:58:16

*confirmed*

Ponderer makes policy for his alliance, andhis views reflect that of his alliance
--------------------------------------------
Lets end the debate.

Fist. You annoyed my friends that graciously let me play with them. You really annoyed me. I touched you in a way that you (and some Courts) feel is inappropriate. We attacked you.

Now stop wasting turns lowering my readiness and try and kill me already. I bet you can't.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Sep 6th 2010, 11:34:42

Open question to Spawn:

I mentioned it before, you used to be cool man, what happened to you? Now despite all the previous stuff you let me down with...you let your members make stupid posts on AT?

Originally posted by Dhu:

I can be wrong but TheFist grabbed EEVIL 6 times and EEVIL grabbed TheFist 14 times.

Yeah..you can be wrong... and of the 14, most were me right before the FS.... 6 times all set.....your calculater may be off....
take the coke bottles off and try reading the info in brail.

Originally posted by Dhu:

Also It was not TheFist who had countries hitting 3 or 4 times the same day and came back when they were retalled.

/Raises Hand
Me again........Fist wanted to take our land, I was taking it back. Sue me. I've never in my earth history *randomly* picked on anyone or any alliance (King John excluded....and there were reasons beyond me for that) . I don't ever LG. I apparently changed my mind and decided to pick on FIst this set right? I went ahead without knowing that my entire alliance wanted to attack you. I just started a personal vendetta. 535 vs TheFist. And of course, since my name has Mr. in front of it, the other 7 members of Fist were too scared and HAD to listen to me as I declared war. Good assumption.

Originally posted by Dhu:

Most Fisters wanted to kill #535, simply because he deserved it

You can't kill me I'm too tough *flexes*
Anyone whos ever "dealt" with me knows i'm very reasonable. Ask the SOL guy who tapped the crap out of me at the start. Rather thn retal him for a few k acres, i asked for reps of like 5mil or something. I know, I'm a horrible guy! A real jerk.

Originally posted by toma:

atleast 1/3 of EEVIL countries tagged are played by people who belong to RD.

So... 2.4 of our 8 countries have once or currently are associated with....what is the relevance here? Can you finish your thought or will you continue sounding like a moron? Troll

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Sep 6th 2010, 2:38:42

Well said.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Sep 6th 2010, 2:16:52

Originally posted by Pontius Pirate:

But to argue we "targeted" you or hit you more than other clans (before your idiot member decided to hit us 7 times in 4 days) is just stupid.

I don't think I've ever been called an idiot before......
many times ive been called scum, low life, basement dweller etc etc.....never idiot.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Sep 6th 2010, 2:15:09

Fist, be fair. We asked you multiple times to slow down and stop grabbing so much.

You didn't, instead you pulled the "we're bigger and we don't pact alliances with 8 members" crap. Hell, i get it, back in the days I used to hear it all the time. ,

We decided to get our land back. You didn't like it, more talks ensued.

Finally as a collective group, you annoyed us to the point of an FS...

Now it's true, i personally got tired and warned your members to lay off and they didn't. So I took their land. I didn't use my 30 missles and "suicide" like you say, I went on a 5 grab spree. I mean come on...if you want to keep your land, defend it.

As for the FS, if you aren't SOL or LAF or whatever the big alliances are these days, remember that just because you are bigger doesn't mean people will shy away from a fight. Especially vets. Start being nice to small alliances when they specifically ask you to.

Originally posted by spawn:

you will not enjoy your actions, i promise

Good to know you plan on holding a grudge.....remember it's you who said it.....

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 31st 2010, 10:20:18

That's ok with me, I'm just picking on someone who has difficulty fighting back. I know the fist can relate.

I don't mind if *LCN* takes your land ;-) I like them. You guys on the other hand, with the little-big-man act...a mid sized alliance picking on a small alliance? I'll help myself to some acreage.

I mean what happened to you spawn? I never used to mind dealing with you or the fist. I 'spose times have changed eh?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Aug 31st 2010, 7:07:59

Originally posted by Yamaha:

PDM could probably find the cure for AIDS and Thomas would be on AT the next day saying we invented AIDS in the first place...

The monkeys got aids from PDM.
-----------
I'm rooting for PDM, smack'em down!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Aug 30th 2010, 2:40:50

One more won't hurt!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Aug 30th 2010, 0:27:51

I don't know why you start this war,
the Grease will just declare moral victory.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 30th 2010, 0:25:28

Can I join you next set?
Serious....

Edited By: Mr Charcoal on Aug 30th 2010, 0:31:51
See Original Post

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Aug 30th 2010, 0:24:27

I wasn't going to say it Lime, I was going to let people think we were big bad "do what we want" RD....

oh...

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Aug 29th 2010, 10:22:38

No one knows who I am!!!!.....shhhhhh

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Aug 29th 2010, 2:16:46

Olli is stalking Ravi

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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993

Aug 29th 2010, 1:53:53

ad libs can be anyone's friend

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 29th 2010, 1:50:59

Dagga is right!!!

Pang is a complete -nice person- who I really wish -good things- on! I absolutley -agree- with his antics and really wish -dagga- would stop posting all his nonsense!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Aug 25th 2010, 9:47:33

Done, and if it's right i'll throw in my Bea Arthur Hustler

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 25th 2010, 5:36:27

Not true....Mac had a different color!

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 19th 2010, 7:47:38

Originally posted by ZEN:

7. We will revive channel 99 to public cable. For those who are foreign or can't count that high, channel 99 was where most of our generation saw the first squiggly image of a woman's nude body and the first sounds of sex as a sport.

Ours wasn't on channel 99
We just called it blurry porn.....

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 19th 2010, 7:34:23

Im there :-(

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 19th 2010, 7:29:25

gamesurge?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 19th 2010, 6:50:36

Could an SOF FA message me through here please?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 12th 2010, 11:41:22

13/26

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 12th 2010, 11:30:56

I know this always turns into a debate, but I think politics ruined the game more than cheating did. I will admit people did leave because of cheating and bots etc, BUT....

I, and a lot of people started leaving when the game became monotonous. Logging in to mass explore, because if you grab you'll be retalled 2x by said allaince with a 2:1 policy.
The time invested members always dominate the top 100 and the best fighters are the ones with more time than you.
You have to be allied to every alliance (unless you're the biggest) because if not the big guys farm you....etc etc.

Im not in the loop about how you're working gameplay into a facebook app, but I assume it's a seperate server altogether?
Something where people can log in once a day and still have a chance?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Aug 9th 2010, 2:21:39

I'll confirm KINGME's post. Stupid netters.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 30th 2010, 3:52:45

Announcement:

New set, same rules.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 30th 2010, 3:48:53

You disappoint me.
I'm sitting here with my low army country. Im sitting here approx 3m nw. I'm sitting here WAITING to be attacked.

Seriously. I don't net. I'm about as good at netting as you guys are at breaking 1m NW.

Someone get above 300k NW so I can hit you. ANYONE.
If it will help, I'll drop all my tanks so you can AB me and feel a little better about yourself.

Do something already... ANYTHING....

You all talked a big game on the boards. You got mad at us for not using RD tags. We kicked your arses.

You talked a bigger game on the boards. We used our tags, and you tried being sneaky. We kicked your arses.

The "RD is nothing without multi's" argument will be proven wrong time and time again.

/pot stirring.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 26th 2010, 13:49:37

Now Now Xanadu, no teaming up now ;-)
I'm not looking for any friends, I'm just telling innocent bystanders to check the map before walking through a war zone.

If anyone WANTS to start something, they are more than free. This post is directed at the greedy bullies who go about raping little guys and buying up with no consequences.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 25th 2010, 19:39:49

Colour = ole English

Canadians (being from England and *not* embarassed by it, did not change their language)

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 25th 2010, 10:08:24

Im a shade?

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 25th 2010, 8:06:53

Start one. Team Chat was wild for a few weeks.
Im bored. Work sucks, it's dead here now.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Jul 25th 2010, 7:42:32

Dibs, Deerhunter et al.

You wanna hit me, hit me, you wanna leave me be, then do so. I'm fine either way. I've said it time and again. I play the way I'm going to play.

I won't have a top 10 country this set, or next, or the set after. I'm not disciplined enough to follow a strat an entire reset. My highest legit finish is 45 mil, and Im at 40m in alliance right now. I'm not a top 10 netter.

I'm only making the point that just because there are no "alliances" or "teams" does not mean respect for other players should be thrown away.

Because I'm not a top 10 player does not mean the same country has the right to grab the fluff out of me time and time again. That's just bullying.

So i'll bully back in my own way.

This does not mean you can't grab me, or people like me. Far from it. I welcome landgrabbing and retals.

This just means, if you're one of those guys that grabs a lot of land in hopes to get big and do well (netting or killing), do your research.

Is a double or triple tap on me worth your reset? (I know I know, it's like 5 days long). If so, i'm always game for a fight.
But If you don''t want a parking lot, don't call the bulldozers.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Jul 17th 2010, 21:24:45

I really did just post 4 different versions of that......

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

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Jul 17th 2010, 21:22:33

Originally posted by Viceroy]Many of them even wear black capes and sport handlebar mustaches [unconfirmed:

Now confirmed, I actually sport handlebar moustaches occasionally. See facebook for proof.

Originally posted by Viceroy:

And every villain needs a foil, a target for their antics. In the truest "Keystone Cops" tradition, RD has found a motley crew of individuals from multiple tags that all decry their lawlessness, but who have so far proven completely inept to do anything other than help them achieve their goals.

Inept? Maybe...but that's a little harsh, I would say they have delusions of grandeur

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Last but not least, every melodrama needs its comedians. The role of the Fool is being filled perfectly by FBI, and they appear to love playing it.

I warn you once not to call ZEN and Detmer fools. You don't know whose toes you are stepping on. These guys mean business and whille fluff you into submissions for minutes to come!!!

<3 Zen & Detmer

Love,

Mr. Charcoal~ [/quote]

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
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Jul 17th 2010, 21:22:00

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Many of them even wear black capes and sport handlebar mustaches {unconfirmed}.

Now confirmed, I actually sport handlebar moustaches occasionally. See facebook for proof.

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Inept? Maybe...but that's a little harsh, I would say they have delusions of grandeur

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Last but not least, every melodrama needs its comedians. The role of the Fool is being filled perfectly by FBI, and they appear to love playing it.

Edited By: Mr Charcoal on Jul 17th 2010, 21:24:05
See Original Post

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jul 17th 2010, 21:21:33

Originally posted by Viceroy] Many of them even wear black capes and sport handlebar mustaches [unconfirmed:

Now confirmed, I actually sport handlebar moustaches occasionally. See facebook for proof.

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Inept? Maybe...but that's a little harsh, I would say they have delusions of grandeur

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Last but not least, every melodrama needs its comedians. The role of the Fool is being filled perfectly by FBI, and they appear to love playing it.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jul 17th 2010, 21:20:18

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Many of them even wear black capes and sport handlebar mustaches {unconfirmed}.

Now confirmed, I actually sport handlebar moustaches occasionally. See facebook for proof.

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Inept? Maybe...but that's a little harsh, I would say they have delusions of grandeur

Originally posted by Viceroy:

Last but not least, every melodrama needs its comedians. The role of the Fool is being filled perfectly by FBI, and they appear to love playing it.

Edited By: Mr Charcoal on Jul 17th 2010, 21:23:49
See Original Post

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

Mr Charcoal

Member
993

Jul 17th 2010, 21:13:57

Dear Express players.

I don't like to be landgrabbed, lets face it... no one does.
I REALLY don't like being double or triple tapped.
(#11, i'm looking at you)

My advice to you: Spy first.

I'll be the country that has only tanks as a defense.
I'll be the country that has only tanks as an offence.

Your call ;-)

PS: This goes for every set from this day forth.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.